Happy Halloween

Lila?

I just heard your freaking phone.

You know I hate this Halloween shit.

You dumped me, remember?

God, this is such bullshit.

Lila?

Why are you doing this? Where's Lila?

Please! Somebody help me!

Somebody help me, please!

Howling Harry here. (howling)

Talking with Mayor West about his campaign

and, more importantly,

our town's Big Halloween birthday bash.

(laughing) Yeah, thank you.

Thanks, thanks for having me on, Harry.

The polls are looking great.

My wife and son have been so supportive

and we're excited to celebrate.

Yes and, and this year is gonna blow everyone's minds.

Remember, sweetie, come straight-

Straight home. I know.

We worry.

- At first I was a little unsure, but now I think I got it.

You want me to come straight home.

Yeah, you keep that attitude up

I'll start picking up after school too.

Let's just pull me out altogether.

You could homeschool me.

- Sweetie, look, I know this is hard for you.

The doctor said-

- I know what the doctor said, but I'm fine, honest.

- Oh, we should've waited to come back to town.

You could've- - But I didn't. I'm fine.

I'm gonna be late to school, but I'm fine.

Come straight home.

Love you too.

- Ooh! - Hi, Hadley. (giggling)

So? - What?

- You can act stupid all you want,

but I'm just gonna keep pestering you.

- My mom's just really weird about me doing stuff.

It's kinda like house arrest.

- You make it sound like you like legit killed someone.

Nobody actually died.

Shit, uh, Hadley. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to, I just spaced.

It's okay.

Look, I know it's been forever,

but we used to be besties.

You can tell me, I mean, if you want.

Forever's a long time.

Sorry, I mean, sixth grade was like-

- Honestly, I'm, I'm just not ready to talk about it.

I'm, I'm just trying to get used to being back.

Cut it out. PDA is strictly forbidden.

I'm still trying to get used to that.

She ain't around. I checked.

What's up, Hadley? - Hey, Adam.

Have you heard from Campbell?

- (scoffs) No. Lila gave him the (clicks tongue) old boot,

so he's probably off crying like a little bitch right now.

I'll check on him later.

- It's nice to see some people haven't changed.

Are you seriously wearing

a different Halloween costume every day

for the rest of the week?

It's my civic dut-, duty. Okay?

Look okay, I know you haven't been back

to our little paradise of town in a while,

but I'm about to give you a little refresher course, okay.

The week of Halloween here, it's like a free-for-all.

- No, I- - Feel like free-for-all

is a bit much? - Uh, hmm?

The costumes, candy

and (gasps) my personal favorite skipping class.

What? I think that's just you.

- Well, you never got to go to the dance.

It's the best part. They go all out.

- No-no, the corn maze on the way to the dance,

now that's the best part.

Hmm. Sounds like kid stuff.

- No, it's more of like a make-out situation.

So it's a hard R. Definitely not for the kiddies though.

- Well, you know, you came back just in time.

It's our town's 300th B-day so,

of course, it's gonna be like a big to-do.

Like hoping people come for the decorations

and the festivities just like they used to.

Our town was founded on Halloween,

so it's kind of a tradition.

Hey, guys, I know I'm from here.

I just moved like three towns away, not to fricking space.

Hey, you. Yeah, you.

Pride of Jacobs High.

It's the one, the only sexy man, Kagan West.

Hello. - Hello. Shut up.

Uh, the mouth over here

says that you don't wanna go to the dance this year.

Oh, Kagan's gonna be disappointed.

No, I didn't say I didn't wanna go.

I said I'm not allowed to go.

Oh, is that because your ex-boyfriend

tried to kill you last Halloween?

Oh, not exactly.

Hey, you wanna head to class?

- I've, literally, never wanted to be in class

more than I do right now.

What? What?

Everybody's wondering, okay.

Attention students,

Spirit Week is in full swing

and dance tickets are still on sale.

And guys, let's not forget,

get your votes in on Student Council President.

- Hey, I'm telling you, you should start brown-bagging it.

I forgot about the holiday-themed food.

- Hey, I'm sorry about Dacey. He's always been like that.

Oh yeah, I remember. It's okay.

My doctor said it's human nature

for people to be curious, so.

- I know, but it still doesn't make it right.

Hey, where were you last night?

What are you, my mom?

Don't worry about it.

What's going on?

I'm gonna be sick.

I, uh, I think I know where Campbell is.

- What? - Just look at your phone.

No, do not.

Does Lila know?

I mean, has anyone seen her?

- I haven't seen her since last night.

- Can't you ask your uncle if he's seen her?

I mean there's gotta be some perks

with him being the sheriff, right?

That's not exactly how that works.

- I'm just- - I just thought

he was sticking me with all the work.

- I hear it was Lila who strung his ass up like a scarecrow.

Hmm, good. The dick deserved it.

Always talking shit.

Always thinking they were better than this place.

- Or maybe she's the next on the graduating list.

Hey!

Quit being assholes, you guys.

What? He's always acted so, so superior.

So was that little slut

he was fucking, too. - Keep talking.

- Yeah? Yeah? - Fucking get out of here.

Adam, it isn't worth it.

Just keep walking.

- Oh yeah, Adam, why don't you fall in line?

Pretty boy here's talking.

- Somebody's starting our town's birthday off with a bang.

And don't act like it's not good for your old man,

Special K.

- I swear to god. - Enough!

Stop it!

I said enough!

- Somebody needs to teach you some fucking respect!

- Take your bitch ass- - You three,

my office, now.

Mom, they didn't start it.

Young lady. Get to class.

You too, Miss Briggs.

Toni, get him to the nurse's office

and take a detour to mine.

Miss Briggs, I know this may stir up some bad memories,

but I suggest you get moving to your next class.

- I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what happened.

Those guys are dicks.

I mean I agree,

I think everyone should show respect for traditions.