Gintama. Porori hen

I don't know if that store really existed.

At a seemingly cursed eyewear shop,

I was sold a pair of Curr Sedd Glasses that just turned out to be cursed glasses

and started seeing all kinds of spirits haunting our world.

Gin-san's guardian spirit, Asuraman.

One word and you're dead.

Kagura-chan's guardian spirit, Alchu.

And I have to take part in the district sports meet in this state.

That fierce battle is about to begin!

Kabuki District Sports Meet

Somebody get these messed-up glasses off of me!

Gintama

Slip Arc

Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul

Kabuki District Sports Meet

We're on Team White.

Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!

The other guys are Team Red.

Aw, I wanted to be Red.

Uh, in my eyes,

they all look like Team Dripping With Blood Red!

Hey, aren't those guys on Team White?

How about we curse them?

Don't do it.

They're the Asuraman and Alchu's masters.

What? That's them?

Asuraman, killer of 8,000 guardian spirits,

and Alchu, the man who defeated Admiral Great Spirit Battler?

What? Are these guys famous in guardian-spirit circles?

They mowed down a wave of guardian spirits

and helped their masters win a box of detergent in the Edo Supermarket Lottery.

They're monsters.

You win fourth prize!

Wait, there was a bloodbath happening even then?!

What, just detergent?

But that four-eyes is walking around without a guardian spirit.

Wanna go curse him?

Even the slightest advantage could help our masters in Team Red!

Wait, don't be hasty! It's just a sports meet!

Hey!

That guy's my friend!

Y-You're...

The hero of the Great Discarded Lunch Box War, MAD—

Get lost, scrubs.

Guardian Spirit MADAO Shades's guardian spirit

Guardian Spirit MADAO.

Wait, you're a guardian spirit?!

Became a spirit while still a dead man walking. Looks like a normal person at first glance, but the shades are the actual body, and the human is the spirit. Can't do anything without his shades.

Are you okay, Shinpachi-kun?

No, are you okay?!

You became a spirit at some point! Your shades became the actual body!

If things go bad, this sports meet could lead to deaths.

You're already dead, though.

Prize: 500,000 yen

Looks like everyone's hyped after hearing that the winning team gets a cash prize.

Look at that.

H-Hey, Yosaku, what's wrong?

My tummy just started aching.

Pull yourself together.

Kichinosuke!

That's the effect of having their guardian spirits taken out.

The fates of guardian spirits and their masters are intertwined.

If a guardian spirit's in trouble, its master will get in trouble, too.

What the hell happened?

Most of Team White got wiped out!

Okay. Now we can hog all the prize money.

I'm gonna kill you guys.

It was infighting?!

Kabuki District Sports Meet

Participants are to take their positions.

The first game is pole basketball.

Get set, go!

All right! We won't lose to Team White!

Huh?

Take-chan, you've got something red on your face.

Huh? What is it?

Kabuki District Association

A bonding event like this

isn't a bad idea once in a while.

What part of this is "bonding"?!

Right beside the kids throwing balls with smiles on their faces,

guardian-spirit eyeballs are flying all over the place!

How am I supposed to play this game while watching a scene out of hell?!

Someone get these cursed glasses off of me!

Huh? That's weird.

We've been throwing ball after ball, but they're not going in the basket.

Is it just me, or did a ball that was clearly going in just rebound?

It's like there's something invisible in the basket already.

No...

There's a haunting spirit living in the basket!

What the hell are you doing up there, Hasegawa-san?!

R-Run away...

Get in!

Why won't they go in?

Wait! You may not see him, but Hasegawa-san's in there!

Team Red has a crazy guardian spirit, too!

A real monster!

Gin-san's guardian spirit!

What's wrong?

Shinpachi! Gin-chan suddenly...

No way. Don't tell me...

Fancy running into you here, Shin-chan.

You're all taking part, too?

Unfortunately, it looks like we're on opposing teams.

But let's play fair and have fun, okay?

What part of this is fair?!

You have an S-ranked OP monster as a guardian spirit!

Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon

Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon.

What kind of lifestyle did you lead to get haunted by a spirit like that, Sis?!

Shimura Tae's Guardian Spirit The thousands of eggs she burned to death came together to form this spirit.

Oh, no. I burned it again.

It's the resentment of omelets?!

Just how deep must their grudge be to turn them into that monster?!

Karma causes her to be haunted by Dark Kannon. She's put under the Dark Matter Curse, which burns everything she touches pitch-black.

Oh, no. I burned the fish, too.

The dark matter was the result of a curse?!

She's also put under the Ya**da Yu Curse, meaning she has to live with a kid brother whose talents have all turned to ash.

Why am I being treated like a curse, too?!

Battle Points

What the hell are battle points?

I didn't know we had such a pretentious system!

(But if brother is present, BP is reduced by 2,000.)

Could the brother be any more of a burden?!

That arm I got a glimpse of back then was one of its thousand arms?

I can't believe it took out Asuraman and Alchu in a flash.

It's only the first match, and we're half-dead already.

We got food poisoning, too?

There's no way we can beat a monster like that.

Oh, we're out of balls.

Staff, could we please get some more balls?

Coming right up. We have all the balls you want.

Do you want red balls, white balls,

or...

my balls*ck?

Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand Vajra Ball Bodhisattva Balls*ck's guardian spirit.

Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand Vajra Ball Bodhisattva.

What kinda guardian spirit is that?!

Along with being the guardian spirit of Kondo's balls*ck, it's also the guardian spirit of Shimura Tae's guardian spirit.

What do you mean, the guardian spirit of a guardian spirit?

The thousands of sticky eggs that Kondo Isao wrapped in tissues and killed came together to form this spirit.

What eggs are you talking about?!

The karma from that puts him under the Stalker Curse, which makes him a devious stalker with a sticky body.

Don't try to blame a curse for your stalking!

His resemblance to gorillas has nothing to do with any curses.

Blame a curse for that!

Gorilla Points

Hey, what the hell are gorilla points?!

But if Shimura Tae is present, 2x GP.

Why'd it double? Don't count Sis as a gorilla!

Make your choice: red balls, white balls, or my balls*ck.

Which will you pick?

In that case,

I'll use your soul balls as actual balls.

Time's up!

Both teams have scored zero balls. It's a draw.

We tied!

Thanks to the moron, we somehow managed to tie!

B-But how will we play the next game?

Gin-san, Kagura-chan, we can't go any further.

Let's retire. Enough of this sports meet from hell.

Don't be stupid. There's prize money riding on this.

Besides...

The next game is the three-legged obstacle race.

As you heard, the next event relies on cooperation.

We can get through this with each other's help.

Uh, you need the help of your guardian spirits most, and they've been taken out.

Damn it.

I'm the only one who can see them. I have to do something.

I can't believe a god-level guardian spirit is taking part in a sports meet.

It seems we'll have to go out all-out, too.

Yeah. We have no choice but to do that, Asuraman.

Do what? Do you have an idea?

If our masters are going three-legged,

we'll just do the same.

Guardian Fusion!

Guardian Fusion

Fusion?!

Guardian Fusion refers to the phenomenon where multiple guardian spirits fuse together to form a stronger one.

When Asuraman and Alchu do the Guardian Fusion dance,

they protect Odd Jobs

by evolving into a divine guardian spirit.

Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO

Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO.

Something else got mixed in!

Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO.

A guardian spirit accidentally born when a fly joined the Guardian Fusion. Currently unemployed.

We forgot about the fly in the basket!

The three spirit's powers have combined, meaning it's an unemployed alcoholic that can only communicate with a whiteboard.

It's just a fusion of all their problems!

Battle Points

Whoa, that's super high!

(But on days when it lacks the motivation to work, BP is reduced by 31999.)

So it's trash all 365 days of the year!

Participants, are you ready?

Crap.

The race is about to begin.

Three-legged obstacle race! Get set, go!

Not a single group's running on three legs!

What the hell is this creepy game?