Marvel's Avengers Assemble

No more games! Get these things off me!

My own bonds have me similarly shackled.

Heh. Golden.

You had enough yet, guys?

I am just getting warmed up, Iron man!

The bonds. Even stronger?

Impossible!

When invented by me? Possible.

Your lightning strengthened the ionic bonds.

Now? You'll never get out.

How can you eat right now?

Are you kidding? This is the only time.

Hulk isn't hogging all the food.

Are you eating my popcorn?

And your cereal. And your pickles.

Tony, you said they couldn't crack the new safety shield.

I also said it was an experiment.

The shackles of Stark are no match for the son of Odin!

You know he's worked up when he starts talking about his dad.

Thor, don't!

Is everyone all right?

Oh, less broken than Tony's unbreakable shield.

Thor, Cap told you not to...

I did stay my hand, Stark.

Hammer-brains fried Hulk!

I did no such thing, you foul-tempered oaf!

I'll show you foul-tempered!

Hey, I was gonna post that!

Uh... Thor?

Thor.

Hulk kick!

Your feet are as offensively stenched as your breath.

What is the meaning of this foolishness?

Uh-oh. Busted.

Odin. Why are you here?

I am here for you, son.

You are to come back to Asgard, never to return again.

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Return? Impossible.

You hate seeing Thor fight with his old man as much as I do?

Not as much as I'd hate not to have Thor fighting beside us.

We can't afford to lose our heaviest hitter.

One of our heaviest hitters.

Off.

And done.

I appreciate your request, father,

but my place is... It was no request, Thor.

Your time playing here is over.

Playing? Whatever you may think, Earth is rife with threats.

Asgard has abundant threats.

And you are Asgard born.

Why would you choose this realm over your own?

These are Valiant warriors.

Perhaps the most Valiant I have ever known.

You're overreacting!

It was just popcorn! Come on!

Valiant indeed.

Odin, is it? Tony Stark. Pleasure.

Who are you to approach me?

Just the worlds most eligible bachelor.

And billionaire philanthropist.

Oh, brother.

What? It impresses most people.

Thor's right. We need him here.

He's the backbone of our team.

Is that why you restrain him thus?

Those? Just a little invention of mine.

Flux gain shackles.

Uh, don't be too hard on him, Mr. Odin, sir.

No one in any realm can remove those.

No one?

Or I could be wrong, and two months of engineering.

Just went down the drain.

Father. Hear my words.

Earth... Is insignificant.

Where the matters of gods are concerned.

If their strongest can't best a Midgard servant or a destroyer,

then they deserve their demise.

You talk too much!

What?

What... did you...

Just do?

Well, at least I have my S.H.I.E.L.D. back-up job.

It was nice knowing you guys.

Monster!

I am the Odinson! He is my father!

You will pay for that!

I haven't been hit like that since facing off against the fire-demon Surtur!

I have underestimated you, creature.

Perhaps we should try again with proper introductions.

I am Odin, son of Bor.

Bor? Oh, there's gotta be a joke in there, somewhere.

Odin, meet Captain America.

Falcon. Hawkeye. Black Widow.

And I believe you've already met Hulk's fist.

Indeed.

I found respect in our meeting, one called Hulk.

Uh, Hulk doesn't hug.

But does he feast?

Take me to the hall of dining.

While I decide how to properly test you all.

Your stomach can continue to rumble until we clear this matter.

Son.

In you beats the heart of a leader born,

but I look to these luxuries surrounding you,

and I fear you have grown soft.

Soft? Stay and see.

We Avengers fight great battles daily!

If this is not evident come the morn,

I shall return to Asgard with you for good.

I accept your offer.

I will observe one cycle.

But first, we feast.

What's the warning, Jarvis?

It appears that the energy creature Zzzax.

Has besieged the united nations building, sir.

Ready the Aven-jet.

Why delay your chance to prove yourselves to me in great battle?

Heimdall! Portal!

Portal? I do not do portals.

That is why I don't do portals.

Where's my... oh!

Get off of me!

Where's Zzzax?

Behind you!

The threat I'm impressed by.

Your response to it, far less so.

Maybe if you hadn't absconded with us, we would...

Less fighting with pop. More fighting with crackle.

Tony! Whatever this Zzzax thing is, he's eating my stings.

Hulk confronted it before, Widow.

It consumes energy.

Overfeeding it is the key.

Chew on this, spark plug.

What kind of creature is not felled by Asgardian steel?

No worries.

Where Asgard fails,

Hulk's fists win!

The man of iron said the beast feasts on energy.

So energy he shall have!

Uh-oh.

Lucky for you, Odin is here!

The Odinforce?

On Midgard?

So... you've finally ventured away.

From the security of Asgard.

Perfect.

What have you done?

Saved the day, t'would seem.

This was not your fight!

I should have left it to them?

I have seen this realm's mightiest warriors.

Prank and play like children.

What I have not seen are displays of heroism.

And bravery as you promised!

Because you thrust us into this siege.

Before we had our wits about us.

And then usurped us once we had them back!

It was me?

Then let me provide you with a clear battlefield.

And a worthy opponent!

Heimdall! Portals now!

Not again...

Central park?

Couldn't we have just taken the 6 train?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Falcon, perimeter this park. No civilians.

On it!

Welcome to Midgard, Odin.

I promise you, my revenge shall be slow.

Avengers!

My son believes you warriors worthy of his approval.

Prove yourselves worthy of mine.

Or what?

Or I must leave forever.

Have at thee!

Let us decide a warriors mettle as we do in Asgard!

Through the sport of combat!

Who will be the first to taste my power?

Taste? I'm still hungry!

Then dine on the staff of Gungnir!

If it is battle Odin wants,