Gray Matter

[HEAVY STONE BEING PULLED SOUND EFFECT]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE ENSUES AND SPEEDS UP]

That's enough dufus! It's my turn!

Hey, you guys better save some for Walter

or he's going to be pissed!

Look it's not even half gone yet.

Here give it here--

You idiots are going to spill it! Stop it!

Give it here! It's my turn!

Holy shit!

...Is that them?!

Gentlemen...I give you...

Boobs!

Hey! Easy! Don't bend them!

Look at the boobs on this one!

Your brother is going to kill you if he finds out.

Don't worry. He's out with his friends.

I'll get them back home before he gets back.

Vaginas are just weird looking.

What?

They are just weird looking... that's all I'm saying.

Fairy.

WALTER/BILLY/MAX:

Hey! I ain't no fairy.

MAX/WALTER/BILLY: Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!...

MAX/WALTER/BILLY: Fairy! Fairy! Fa--

Stop it!

Hey! Watch the magazines!

Help! I'm being attacked by a fairy!

Guys, stop it!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

Holy cow.

Looks like a rock.

Think it's Russian?

It's a meteor dumbass!

Like from space?

No...

It fell out of your Mom's ass.

Shut up would ya?

Dibs!

Yes.

Hey man-- Let me see it! Let me hold it.

Let me hold it, come on!

No! I called dibs.

He did... He called dibs.

60's PHOTOGRAPHER: Alright boys. Let's stop fighting over that space turd

and get this picture...

I need you to move in a little closer together.

Squeeze in nice and tight, nice and tight there.

Now let me see that meteor. Say cheese!

CHEEEEEEESE!!!!

What's that? You talking to me?

Oh that? Thats just a--

--thats just MY sweet ass meteorite.

Oh yeah... Chicks are going to dig you.

So what you want to do is mix your dough thoroughly

otherwise your cookies just wont be moist.

Cause no one likes an un-moist cookie.

After you are done mixing and you have added your nuts

[RATTLING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

[LOUD SWOOSH AND SPLAT SOUND EFFECT]

[FIRE SOUND EFFECT AND CRICKETS CAN BE HEARD]

Stay there Roxy.

[CRICKETS CHIRP AND FIRE CRACKLING SOUNDS]

[LIGHT TECH SCI FI SOUND EFFECT PLAYS]

[SCI-FI TECH SOUNDS CONTINUE TO BE HEARD]

[WARPING TECH SOUND EFFECT CONTINUES]

Ah! Ah! Ahh! Ahh! Ah! Ah....Ah...

[SPOOKY DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES TO PLAY]

Hey Dad... I got your favorite cookies.

Dad?

Are you here?

[PHONE RINGS

Dad?

You here?

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE ABRUPTLY STOPS]

[TECH, ODD SOUNDS BECOMING STRONGER]

[TECH BEEP SOUNDS WITH OMINOUS AMBIENCE]

[DRAMATIC SOUND BEAT CAN BE HEARD]

[OTHER WORLDLY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[TECH BEEPS AND OTHER WORLDLY AMBIENCE]

[MACHINE REVVING AND BEEPING SOUNDS ENSUE]

[MACHINE BEEPING AND EXTRANEOUS SCI FI SOUNDS CONTINUE]

[SOUND HITS FOLLOWED BY MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]

[OTHER WORLDLY AMBIANCE CONTINUES]

[ROBOT-LIKE ALIEN SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD]

I have no clue where your darn keys are!

No, I can't come help you find them!

I'm all the way over on freakin' Kettle road!

Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

She would lose her freakin' head if it wasn't attached.

Alright...let's see what we got here!

What the hell?

[ZIPPING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

[CELL PHONE RINGING SOUND]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER CAN BE HEARD FROM PHONE]

That's great that you found your keys but I'm gonna need ya to

shut the fuck up for a minute...

I need you to get your ass in the car and I need you to come

pick me up on Kettle road.

Just three clicks south of Cooper's Mill...

Maxine!

Shut up and do it would ya?

And bring some damn clothes while you're at it...

Because I'm standing in the middle of the road in my damn

skivvies! Maxine, that's why!

Just shut your damn pie hole and start drivin'.

Geeez Louise! That lady is gonna be the death of me!

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE BEGINS TO PLAY]

What the fuck man? Watch where you're going!

Idiot!

Sarah! Hey who's that guy?

SECURITY GUARD Excuse me sir.

Sir. Yo!

I need you to put that meat down!

Ma'am no, I am going to need you to back off ok?

AHH! AHHH!

Get down!

Is everybody OK? I'll be right back.

[LIGHT OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[FOOT STEP SOUNDS WITH CREEPY AMBIENCE]

[SCI FI AMBIENCE SOUNDS CONTINUE]

Son of a--

K, This is case 7638.

Well you've had better days there ay buddy.

K, We've got a male, approximately 45 to 50

years of age.

Struck by a vehicle.

A bus to be more precise and pronounced dead at the scene.

by paramedics.

K, there is significant blunt force trauma to the head,

the right upper thoracic, the right mid torso...

and this is consistent with this type of vehicular accident.

K...

It appears the large and small intestines are visible from...

the outside of the body.

And this is due to the large