The Riches

Last season on The Riches...

Now, who buys a house on the internet?

- A rich man. - What about his job?

Someone's gonna come looking for him.

You gonna tell me no one's coming throught them doors tomorrow?

I don't know who's coming.

Okay, I'm confused. I don't get it. What's the angle here?

- How are we bleeding them? - We're not bleeding anyone!

- Oh, we're not? - Then what are we doing here, dad?

The American Dream.

What?

We're gonna steal it.

Hi, I'm Doug.

Doug Rich! Meet your new team.

Panco team, meet your new legal chief.

Come and meet our new neighbors.

I'm Jim. This is my wife, Nina.

Andrea said we should introduce ourselves.

How do you do? I'm Mrs. Doug Rich.

Haven't you read Calder v. Bull?

Have you read Hester v. Strapeling?

Ratson v. Catson?

You are the best goddamn lawyer I ever met.

Dad, we have to do something. Dale came here for us.

Dale seems to have been here for a while now.

He could have blown our cover at any point, he didn't. Why?

He's Dale. He's working an angle. I don't know.

We have a lot to talk about, my friend.

Doug is a republican. His best friend is Pete.

Pete's a mortgage broker from Dallas. He's e-mailed twice about a golf trip.

Is Doug here?

Doug who?

Guess you're probably surprised to see me here, Wayne.

You and I both know you're not Doug Rich.

Though everyone here...

seems to think you are.

Who are you?

And where the hell is my best friend, Doug Rich?

I don't like Wild Berry.

Yeah, you do.

You like it. Okay.

Got about an hour.

It's Hugh.

We don't have time.

Can we talk?

It's 4:00 in the morning.

She locked the doors on me.

We got to go!

We had this fight. I said some stuff. I called her names.

Pete is not dead!

He is asleep! We do not have all day!

The saddest person she ever met.

She didn't mean that.

- She was upset. - We are heading out!

I'm sitting here telling you I need you.

I'm on my way.

Oh, dear lord.

What happened to you?

I won't ask.

I won't tell.

I know.

I just wish...

I could come with you.

I just wish I had the guts.

Everything okay up there?

Please, help me!

You're...

That guy in the truck.

I'm a handyman.

Where are we gonna go? Mexico?

- I vote Canada. - It's too far, Di.

What do you say, baby?

Wherever we go, we got to go right now.

Mexico it is.

Sorry, Didi, I could do with a margarita.

So, this,

Doug and Cherien,

the Riches?

You've known them for years?

They're real?

Or they were.

And these people,

wherever they are,

they took over their lives.

Information like that you could hold over somebody's head.

You could use that to get some green.

You mean blackmail them?

Are you out of your mind?

I don't want money! I want my friends!

We got to go to the police, have those two arrested.

I have to find out what they've done with my friends.

Oh, my God! What am I doing here?

What's wrong with me?

- They're getting away as we speak. - No, they're not going anywhere.

Distributor cap's gone.

Shit!

Great, what the hell are we gonna do?

- That's got to be Dale. - The guy's probably awake by now.

No. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay 'cause,...

your dad has a plan.

Are you coming?

Yeah, Pete,

I'm coming.

Let's go for a little stroll.

You don't have a plan.

Well, not at the moment.

We got to get out of here. How much money we got?

- 7 grand. - 7 grand?

Your dad fakes it as a lawyer for three months

and all we got is 7 grand?

Calm down. There's nowhere to run to.

We got to get out of here. If Pete wakes up, calls the cops,

we're gonna get busted for killing the Riches.

This is what we'll do. I'll go back to the house.

I'll get the Mercedes, and pick everyone up.

- The house could be crawling with cops. - I'll take that risk.

Dale could be waiting for you anywhere.

- Well, I'll take that risk. - Sam's gone.

Wait, wait, wait!

- Baby, what the hell? - I have a plan.

Okay, what's your plan, sweetheart?

- Where did you get this? - In the woods where you buried it.

I want to give it to Pete.

You're gonna bribe Pete?

You had this all along without telling us?

- I was saving it for a rainy day. - Oh, my God.

When your dad had to break into Hugh's office

so that Dale wouldn't kill him,

- that wasn't rainy enough for you? - Not as rainy as this.

You're gonna bribe Pete?

No, you can't, sweetheart. You can't bribe men like Pete.

- Not with this. - Why not with this?

Money makes the world go around. Every man has his price.

Okay, good try.

Go wait for us in the RV.

All right. Get in the car.

What's wrong? Get in the car.

I want you to grab the kids, get the hell out of here.

I will meet you in Galveston.

Wayne, get in the goddamn car.

I'm not going, baby.

Got the 40 grand and the 7 grand we saved up.

I'm gonna talk to him.

Like Sammy said,

money makes the world go around.

He's a little boy. You're a grown man.

There's things you want, and there's things that are.

- You got to know the difference. - I have to try.

You can't bribe Pete.

Don't you get it? He's honest.

Then I will buy you a little time and get you closer to Mexico.

Get in the goddamn car.

If anyone's going to prison, this time it's me.

Where are you, Pete?

Pete, you okay?

Jesus!

I scared you.

- Rough night, huh? - Go shit yourself!

"Pete, you okay?"

Where is he?

I love this part.

I spilled a little bit on your bed.

Really nice bed. It's very soft, pillowy.

Where are you, Pete?

What did you do with Pete?

The mailbox of the subscriber you are trying to reach...

Pete who?

I'm just pulling your leg.

You're talking about your buddy, right?

Your buddy Pete.

Where are you, Pete?

You're really gonna want to see this one.

Yes, Sirree.

Is that...

you...

Doug?

Is that you...

and your lovely wife?

What do you want?

What do I want?

I want to sit down and formulate a little plan.

Blow it out your ass.

So what did you do? Did you kill them?

Move into their house, start living their lives?

Is that what you did? You stole their names?

- I didn't kill anyone. - Where's Doug and Cherien Rich?

Where the hell are Doug and Cherien Rich?

I got all the cards.

I'm holding all the cards, and you're holding none.

What do you want to do?

Where is he?

Screw you.

It's just a little blood. Calm down.

Right now. Where is he?

- Put that thing away. - Where is he?

Pete's alive.

He's just a little hurt, but he's fine.

Bullshit.

He was gonna go to the cops. I had to stop him.

I did you a favor.