Lemon Posicle 6 (Up Your Anchor) (Harimu Ogen)

"G. G. Noah Films, and Israel Studios in Jerusalem present:

"A Production of Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus.

"Up Your Anchor"

zachi Noy

Yiftach Katzor

Yosef Shiloach

Yehuda Efroni

Dvora Keidar

Produced by: Menache Golan and Yoram Globus.

Directed by: Danny olman

his is the cruise ship Orion, sailing in the Mediterranean sea.

During the day shes a reliable vessel, but at night...

theres a celebration in every cabin.

his is the captain. A real man. A loyal seaman, a family man,

who cares for his wife and daughter.

his is Ella, the captains wife. She paints as a hobby.

hats how she satisfies herself.

Because her husband won't.

Both try to protect their daughter, Dana,

so she doesnt fall into bad company.

hey want her to marry Moshe, a handsome yet somewhat dry guy.

He keeps in shape and builds his body. he brains, however...

All ships have a chief petty officer.

George is our C. P. O.

Hes no fool. His daughter is the apple of his eye.

He watches her like a hawk, so she doesnt lose her virginity.

When daddy sails he leaves his parrot to watch his daughter.

his is Baron on Alexander, And this the Contessa, his wife.

hey are a couple of international cons.

And this is their dog, a professional smuggler.

Lets begin our story. We have many surprises in store.

Let me see...

Whats this? -Momo sent it from America. Hes having a blast.

Show me. -So Benzi, whats he writing? Read it to me.

I am so sorry for you guys for not being in America with me.

Every lay is a fuck fest.

I met this girl who asked me to show her the city of New York.

I took her to a hotel room,

And all she saw the whole week was the hotel rooms ceiling.

Hey guys! Whats up? Hows the sea? -Shut up, youre disrupting.

Benzi, keep reading. - Froyke, come here a minute.

You cant compare this to Israeli girls. -Hold this a sec.

Say, Benzi, what are you reading there?

A postcard from Momo. - Show me.

Hes having a ball.

Lemon Popsicle! -Come on, keep reading. Hurry.

I have the postcard now. - Look whos coming.

Look at these balloons...

Hey guys, look, heres Johnny from the chairs,

and his nymphomaniac wife from the kiosk.

What a babe! -Wait, you aint seen nothing yet.

Now shell probably changing to her swimsuit. Want a peek? -Yeah.

Now youll see how her fat husband kisses her every morning.

Did I tell you or did I tell you?

Now what? -Here, she's putting on her bathing suit.

hats it. Are you guys coming? - Lets go.

Sorry

Oh man! -My God! Look at those boobs!

What an ass!

Come on, you guys. I want to see too! -What are you yakking about?

Let me have a look. -What are you getting in my way for, jerk?

Yudale, you let me see then. Im missing everything.

God, those jugs are making me rip my trunks apart.

OK, youve seen enough.

hats great. Im missing it all. She's going to put on her suit!

Man, those boobs!

OK, shows over.

Hey, horny boy, what are you doing up there?

I said, what are you doing? - I...

I asked you what you were doing up there!

He wants to get us ice cream. - Yeah, hes getting ice cream.

You want some ice cream? - All of you? -He said it, not me.

Would you like to buy ice cream? - Yes, four. -Which ones?

I want mocha. -Double fudge. - Chocolate. -Damn jerks.

Sir! Sir!

What do you want?

Can you get my ball out of the hole?

Which hole?

Right there.

Kid, you better not be yanking my chain!

Heres the ball. - What do you want from me?

Here, lll hold your ice cream.

Dont you eat them, you hear?

Come on already!

lll kill you! Hey, get my ice creams over here!

Why are you taking his ice creams? -Its mine, not his!

Give me the ice creams before I kill you.

Let go! What do you want from me? - Come here! -Let go!

Come here, fatso! Where are you running to?

Come here, fatso. My kids ice creams are not good enough?

Man, I was this close to getting killed.

Guys, we gotta get some game for tonight.

Hey, look over there. - Oh great!

Oh guys, just watch me. Watch this.

Give me back my skirt!

Youre blocking the view, jerk!

Look what hes doing.

Man, I really have changed.

Yudale, you used to be much thinner.

Electrifying girl.

You can say whatever you want, but she was a knockout.

Move over, let me see. - Hold on. -Move over already!

Youre so selfish! You never let me have a look.

Youre great, baby. Youre wonderful.

Honey! -Even back then Momo knew how to party.

Move over already. Let me see.

Man, youre too young to see what goes on in there.

Come on, dont be cruel. Let me have a look.

Look at those boobs.

Move over! - Youre so young.

Hes banging her! Hes banging her!

Let me see. -Hold on. - Come on, move over.

Wait, shes gonna hear us.

Youre so good, baby. Yes.

Oh, mommy. Oh mama! Im gonna come!

Im gonna come! Im gonna come!

Im coming, baby! I... now! Now!

Now, now!

hat Momo, what a stud! - Whos coming into Stella now?

Stella make you feel good. - Go on, Benzi. Go in.

Yudale, you go. - No way! Why should I go? You go.

I already went this morning. You go. Go on.

Come on, I make you feel good.

Go on already. She wont bite.

Yudale, you were always a big talker.

How was it? -Awesome.

Come here, sugar... Come here, muffin...

She freaked you out, didnt she? - Who, me?

Get closer... Closer, baby.

Stella make you feel good.

ake it off.

Now, dont be scared. Nobody scared of Stella.

Look what hes doing to her. - Excuse me, have you gone insane?

No. You? -han what do you think youre doing?

Youre my strudel. - Youre electrifying me.

What? -My dads an electrician. For fighting horny guys like you.

Now! Now! Im coming, baby.

One more, sugar. Youre my strudel, baby.

Youre sweet.

Well, do you think only Momo can?

You know, its too bad God didnt create the woman

with her cunt over here and the mans dick over here.

Why? - Could have been fun.

Say we meet on the street, and I ask you, "Hey, whats up?"

Whats up? Did you come? - No. You hurt me.

I didnt even have it on. - You disgusting pig!

Now! Now! Im coming, sugar!

One more time, sugar! Youre my strudel, baby!

Im coming! Im coming!

Man, remember when that guy came in? We were scared shitless.

Stella likes happy. Put music on, yes?

Hold on. Whos there?

Im coming...

Whats this?

You guys are gross.

Hold on. Hold on... - Let me go!

Goddamn these girls.

Did you see those cunts? hey dont want to fuck.

Since that Momo went to America, the wells dried. No more lays.

Hey, wait, Ive got a cool idea.

Lets go abroad. - What?

Lets go abroad. Im telling you. - What for?

Look, Momo is having a ball there.

heres girls there, like trash. You never have to zip up.

I dont know. My parents might not let me.

Say youll kill yourself if not. - His parents will be grateful.

What should we do now? -Im going home. My parents are waiting.

Man, if I dont get laid, lll die.

Im off. I have a date. - Man, where are you going?

I have a date with this hot chick. Shes a sure thing.

Her dads a sailor, shes home alone, waiting. You coming? -yep.

Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck!

Dont fuck! Dont fuck! No!

Whats this? -My dad got this from Africa, to watch over me.

What for? lll watch over you.

Dont cover! Dont cover!

Asshole! You asshole!

Asshole!

You know what? lll make you a drink that will blow your cunt.

Wait right here. Dont move.

My dad is supposed to come home any minute.

So? Well make it quick.

Oh my God...

Here, drink this.

Cheers! Drink up. Drink up.

Why do you keep putting your shirt on? ake it off.

Cant you see how much I love you? -Really?

Yeah, sure! Dont you believe me? Here, give me your hand.

See how my heart... How my heart is pounding for you.

Dont be such a little girl. ake you bra off.

hats it. Ive had enough of him.

What the hell is he whistling about?

Whats the matter with you? Youll wake up the neighbors.

Well, are you coming or am I going? -Just a minute!

Shes gonna put out in a sec. - Come fast. -Okay.

Come on. What're you waiting for? - No patience, huh? Me neither.

No, not today. Some other time. - Some other time what?

Do you mean to tell me I wasted the entire evening on you?

Yudale!

Doesnt hurt... - Im crazy about you.