Pulivaal (புலிவால்)

'PULIVAAL.'

Hello?

'You would have watched Lion in photos, TV channels and movies.'

'Have you ever seen it live in the forest?'

'If you wish to have this dialogue as your caller tune. Press star button.'

'Download charges 10 rupees and monthly rent 30 rupees.'

They are too much.

What is it? Download charges 10 rupees and monthly charges 30 rupees?

Yes.

Even I got a call just now.

Is it from Singham movie?

For me it's from Sivaji movie.

"Pigs come in a group, Lion comes alone."

Lion do come in single...

...but your loan interest rate has been doubled.

Welcome brother! - Caught red handed.

Looks like you have just come out of a jewelry shop.

Why so early in the morning?

In the night you lock yourself inside the home and sleep.

After 9 AM In the morning, you go to work.

You don't tell us where you work.

Only if he works, he can tell where he works.

As if he works as a pilot for Jet airways.

He comments on my work.

Quiet! I'll speak to you once our guest leaves.

Brother, for the last 3 months I pay his room rent.

But you won't pay our loan.

How can you decide, I won't pay your loan?

How badly it hurts my intention to give it back.

Even if it takes 50 years...

...I will come and settle your loan at your doorstep.

So you are not going to give it for the next 50 years.

If not at 50 years, even at 100 years I will settle at their doorstep.

Have you come to collect the old loan or new loan?

For both.

Sit down for 2 minutes... - He started reeling.

...I'll finish my morning duties.

Then let's discuss about my duty to repay it.

Brother go down and catch him, else he won't come up.

He is been surrounded. He can't escape today.

I have got a doubt brother. - Tell me. What?

The jewels that you are wearing? Are they real gold?

You doubt that? Which is your city?

I don't own a city just own a house in Dindigul.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

What is this, Kasi? Haven't recharged your mobile account.

Have got enough balance.

Oh God! As if there is Rs. 5000 balance...

...you say you have got enough.

How can you manage the whole month with a balance of Rs. 13.50?

All with the help of missed call technology.

I don't know who invented the cell phone...

...but you are the founder of missed call.

Okay, you haven't got rid of your old mobile?

Old is gold.

Wait for me, I will be there soon.

How is the girl? Is she good looking?

Hey, do your job.

"Come on, come on!"

Brother, clean this table.

What are you watching, I said clean this table.

I came here to have food.

Is it so? You look like a cleaner.

"Come on, come on!"

"Come on, come on!"

We are using snap for those and--

Good morning, gentlemen.

Hi. - Thank you so much...

...for coming to our office. - It's okay.

Hope Monika would've given you brief about the project.

Yes.

You can call her anytime anything regarding this.

Okay. - Thank you.

Take care, Monika. - Definitely.

All hopes rest on you. - Sure.

Carry on. - Okay, sir.

"Come on, come on."

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Ask Monika to meet me. - Okay, sir.

"Come on, come on."

Is the CTS presentation ready?

Have you mailed the conference call minutes?

Is my passport sent for renewal?

What is the status of design desk QC?

How about the performance of our new recruits?

Hello! I am questioning you.

I am talking seriously and you keep smiling.

Am I looking like a fool?

Can I do the fool's act?

You didn't answer any of my questions.

At least could have answered my last question.

What was your last question?

How about the performance of our new recruits?

Their performances are good, it's your performance which needs improvement.

Stop! Where are you going? - To see the boss.

Don't go now. - Why?

Boss is in a tight work.

You do an excellent job in the morning office hours.

If you don't like this work, you can go somewhere else, right?

When my play boy is over here...

...why should I work in some other office?

Play boy!

Yes, sir?

Give me the weekly schedule file.

Sir that file is in your hand.

Oh.

Okay, thank you. - Okay, sir.

Cigarette smoking will cause cancer.

Will cause only smoke.

Come, brother. - I have come, brother.

Two of them murdered in Ennore.

So there are 798 people still alive.

What's that count?

If you subtract 2 from 800 it's 798, right?

Ennore is a place not 800.

Even we know that.

Treat a joke like a joke. Laugh and order a tea.

Ohh! It's a joke. Super! Super!

He is trying to crack some jokes, idiot.

You got it.

Who is sending all these messages?

You make note of all the messages.

Like an exam, you will note it and study them.

Then blabber the same in real life conversations.

All the hens lays egg, But not all the eggs hatch chickens.

That's right!

Did you get it now?

It's all old messages.

New ones will be released in the evening.

Oh I see. Blue hills have come.

Cycles can go places along with their parking stand.

Can buses go places along with their bus stand?

He looks half of a mountain size.

Do you get these from messages?

Answer me about the bus stand.

Won't your dad scold you for wearing such a color dress?

If he scolds, I'll just roll on him.

Ensure you don't create any traffic on the roads.

Go away! Go!

Careful bro, it's a school zone. Go left.

B-17, come to the counter.

B-17, come to the counter.

Kasi get that file.

Keep it. - No, thank you sir.

Take it.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.

B-17, come to the counter.

Why you are late? - Bus came late.

I got panicked. - Take care of your health.

A-3, come to the counter.

Collar.

What?

Senseless.

What?

Will slap you.

How could your eyes find all my mistakes?

I look at you more than you look at yourself.

I've been looking at both of you.

Think of the devil and it's here.

What is happening here? - Nothing, sir.

What were you talking?

Asking you guys, what were you talking?

Can we fall in love or not?

Forget that and do your work.

If you don't answer me now, you'll face the consequences.

Sir, what's the problem?

They are not telling me what they discussed.

Guys... what were you discussing?

Oh I see!

You can tell that to the sir.

What is that?

They were talking about you sir.

What were they talking about me?

Something good, you come with me, sir.

Hey, listen. - Come on, sir. Sorry, sir. Please come.

What did you whisper in his ears?

Asked to take him away and confuse him.

Sir, they have discussed about you.

You said the same there. What did they say?

He told her, sir would look like Rajnikanth if you weren't bald.

She replied, sir would look like Kamal Hasan if you weren't bald.

Were they discussing this? - Yes, sir.

They were bit shy to express the same to you.

But when they were speaking, their lip movements didn't read this.

That's because of their expression in Tamil.

It's a good talk. They could have told me this earlier.

I told the same as well.

But why they didn't tell me earlier?

I have just told you. - But why?

Useless talk in the morning.

It's a positive talk. Nothing to fear.

C-5, come to the counter.

However silent you are. You have to open your mouth to brush.

Keep looking at the mirror is not going to change anything.

Go away. Heavy weight champion.

You are handsome.

What's the issue? - Nothing much, brother.

Kasi said our manager walks like Ajith in the movie Billa.

In reply Selvi said he walks like Vijay in the movie Thupakki.

Now you go and do your work idiot.