Infinite Challenge (무한도전)

[They completed three seasons in a day.]

[They didn't succeed, not even one mission.]

We'll launch Jjajang Rocket Two!

[they successfully launched Jjajang Rocket Two!]

It's a historical day.

Season... five!

Drag an A380!

[How did do they do an absolutely incredible mission?]

[They're even wearing flower print spandex!]

Stop. Could you step back a bit?

Do not stand in front of the captain.

The reason why we're here today...

as I mentioned it, today is the fateful day.

We are about to... A380

Currently the biggest airliner...

in the world.

The last mission! Drag an A380 airliner.

It's as big as a soccer field.

It's as tall as a ten-story apartment!

As heavy as 130 two-ton trucks!

They decide if every production member gets to go on a vacation.

- Is it really up to us? - Of course.

We have drag it in order for us to go on the vacation.

If we cannot...

- the writers told us. - What did they say?

We'll be traveling within the country.

We can't stay in a room all day like the last time!

Anyway, it's much more noisy over there since Kwanghee joined us.

- It's usually quiet on that side... - He says stuff that doesn't matter too.

I didn't want to say anything, but Kwanghee keeps pulling on me.

You should talk a little. You might grow fungus in there.

I mean, he talks even less than Joon Ha.

All he does is riff on whatever someone else says.

- Otherwise he doesn't say anything. - Just say something so I can riff on it.

- Okay, okay. - Want me to do this?

Is that what 'riffing' is?

As much as you want. Try and say it.

Joon Ha is a big fan of baseball.

Choo Shin Soo texted us after he hit a home run.

Shin Soo!

And by the way

Joon Ha, you should hit a home run too.

He gets doubled up on so often lately.

More like tripled up on.

He gets picked off whenever he says something.

He only tries to look cute these days.

Can't you hear how the writers are talking about you?

And also, Uee was a guest for a show I host!

Uee?

- Who's the prettiest female idol singer? - Uee...

- Try it. Ask her out. - I called Uee once before.

I told her we should go out.

'Why would we have to hang out?' she said.

Don't worry. I'll hook you up.

- Uee even told me this. - What?

'Kwanghee is a little strange,' she said.

He called her one day and totally out of blue

'There is a guy beside you, right?' he said.

'What are you talking about?'

'Nevermind! I think you're with a guy,' and he hung up.

Hey!

What kind of pick up line is that?

That wouldn't work even if you were Won Bin!

Wow...

Uee considers you a marked man.

As I mentioned before, our mission today.

Will we be able to... drag an A380.

How big is it?

Okay, this way. Let's go!

This way, this way.

What's that?

Hey, hey, hey, look at that.

How do you drag that?

Whoa...

Awesome!

Whoa... this is serious.

How are we going to drag that?

It's impossible, Mr. Yoo.

- This is it. My God... - Whoa...

- They want us to... - You can't pull this.

Whoa!

Unbelievable!

Are you kidding me here?

This is the biggest airliner in the country?

In the world, in the world.

But I'm the weakest person in the world.

As I said last week, you're like... a bookmark.

You're a stack of hay. A scarecrow.

- Are you a paper doll? - No, no.

A paper doll.

- A bookmark. - We have another one.

Who?

We have an old Kwanghee here.

That’s not true.

Ah, that was like you just hit a single.

An infield hit.

'Old Kwanghee' was a good one.

His batting average is 0.088 percent.

No, he's an 'eightiot.'

He's a 'seventidiot'.

This is... let's step forward...

And we've got a headwind too.

[The engine is spinning due to a headwind.]

Excuse me. We can't because of a headwind...

Right, we can't because the wind is blowing too hard.

Brother Eightidiot, this way.

- Brother Eightidiot. - Who parked here?

Turn it, turn it around.

Stand over there.

How much is the valet parking service? I've been drinking.

When directors tell us to move, let's move.

As you can see

is it realistically possible?

How many meters should we pull it?

Six, we have six people. Let's go for six meters.

- Huh? - Six meters.

We did not know... the A380 is so huge.

For now...

we win 100 out of 100 contests if we know our enemy.

First of all, let's infiltrate inside the enemy's territory.

- Yes! - Let's look inside the airplane.

Weakness, weakness, weakness.

Don't look down, don't look down.

Oh, scary.

Okay, let's check out the first floor.

[The guys are in awe of the enemy territory.]

I've never seen a first class seat until today.

It has a door too.

The TVs here are bigger than my TV.

Wow, like this.

- What, what? - It closes.

This one is so big as well.

[Joon Ha, the god of eating, is impressed by the dinner table.]

How much food do they have to give you to justify the table being this big?

- Okay, let's get going. - Yes.

This is why they always talk about first class seats.

This is the seat where you feel awkward, sitting in front of flight attendants.

Seat, have a seat.

[That's the seat where you sit face-to-face with flight attendants.]

This is the person who needs to help people in case of an emergency landing.

Love blossomed because he was helping?

This is where he sat in front of his wife Nemo.

No, it wasn't here.

He was sitting right here.

[That's where Joon Ha found his future wife?]

- This wasn't the place? - No, no.

This is the spot where you sit awkwardly in front of flight attendants.

If you look at them, they look at their watch for some reason.

They look at their watches.

And when they feel really awkward, they do this.

Number three, clear.

Right.

- Everyone, we aren't here to party. - We're here to look for weaknesses.

We were just looking around.

It's way bigger from in here.

Way bigger.

Hey, how are we going to pull this?

I can't even pick up a chair.

Everyone, finally... the moment of truth is coming soon.

We'll be face-to-face with our enemy.

Now to represent how our production staff feels

we'll say something from our hearts.

First of all, the one who makes sure to eat three meals a day.

Myung Soo Thee Bastard!

Keep it up, Myung Soo Thee Bastard!

Okay, taking out 'Myung Soo.'

Thee Bastard! Thee Bastard! Thee Bastard! Thee Bastard!

Let's take thee bastard and jump to the sky.

Myung Soo Thee Bastard is feeling good today.

[He seems to have eaten three times today.]

Myung Soo Thee Bastard will go first.

Okay, Myung Soo Thee Bastard is going up there.

The operator agreed to take us up there because we asked

but he's probably thinking 'what the hell are they doing?'

Please say something that comes straight from your heart.

Right, show the power of 'Infinity Challenge!'

[The opponent is the biggest airliner in the world. 245 tons.]

Hey, you arrogant 380!

You might be so huge and great

The Wright brothers made you.

An arrogant airplane. How dare... You want your butt kicked?

Hey! Look down! Look down!

How dare a piece of metal try to mess with us!

It's cowering a little bit.

You have a death wish? Fold your wings!

Fold your wings! You're dead meat. Who do you think you are?

I should break your wings or something.

Watch yourself.

You're nothing but a 'staing,' a 'staing.'

[It's starting to feel a little embarrassing to watch.]

Sir! Sir!

Please take him down.

We're going to Thailand!

What a snotty airplane.