Steven Universe

And Steven!

Shield.

No, not bubble -- shield!

Ugh.

What am I doing wrong?

The gems can all summon their weapons.

Why can't I?!

Isn't there somebody who can help me?!

Wha--

Huh?

Huh?

Wha--

Good morning!

Bravo!

This guy sure knows how to make an entrance!

What do you think, Mr. dolphin?

-Oh, my gosh! Uncle Grandpa!

You're really here! I can't believe it!

I mean, I literally can't believe it.

How is this even possible?!

-Don't worry, bro -- none of this is canon.

But this is!

Oh, no!

Our ship!

-So, I hear your belly's being a bit of a bummer.

-Yeah. I've been trying to pull my shield

out of my gem all morning.

-Hmm. Well, let's take a look-see.

You should make sure you get this thing polished

at least twice a year.

-So, do you think you can help me?

I just want to be able to protect my friends.

-Hmm. Yep. It's the belly blues.

I've definitely seen this before.

Really?

-I was there! Don't you remember?

Uh...

Whoa! Hey!

It's a rad new cartoon picture show!

Hey! Hey! Hi, there!

-Aww! It was funnier last time.

Good morning?

-I don't remember that at all.

-So, your shield only comes out

when you need to protect yourself.

-Yeah. -Well, then...

You just need something to protect yourself from --

like this cool mega super awesome rocket launcher.

-Uh, Uncle Grandpa, this doesn't seem safe.

-Don't worry, kid -- I'm wearing a helmet.

-Anything? -No.

-Then how about a bee-zooka?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Or a snake shooter?

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Or the bee-zooka again?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

-Hmm. Still nothin'.

Oh, I know!

-Amethyst, have you seen Steven this morning?

-Yep. He's hanging out with some weirdo.

I think he's trying to vaporize Steven.

Steven!

No, not bubble --

shield!

Hmm. I would have sworn

a doomtastic death ray of dastardly destruction

would have worked.

You want to try the bees again?

Amethyst: Steven!

-What's going on? Who is this stranger?

-He's not a stranger! He's Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle... grandpa?

-So, that would make him Greg's brother...

And father?

-That would explain a lot.

That's right!

He's not just your Uncle Grandpa, Steven --

he's everyone in the world's Uncle Grandpa!

And when he comes to town,

you're sure to have a fun time!

We're in space!

Ugh! Ee-ee-ee!

Ohh! Ugh!

-Agh! My head is on backwards!

Gem huddle! -Obviously...

We're dealing with some superpowerful,

reality-warping entity.

-He could be a danger to the fabric of space itself.

I don't know, guys.

Heh. I kind of like him.

-Hey! What are you guys talking about?

-Are you forming a secret club?

Both: Can we join too?

-All: Aaah! -

Um, Uncle Grandpa...

-Good morning. -Yes.

We have decided to -- -play video games?

-No. Uh -- -run around in circles?

-No. -Eat a three-way sub?

-Yo. -Amethyst!

No.

We have decided --

-that you are a danger to Steven and the planet earth

and we must destroy you.

-What?! -Bad morning.

-Wait! No! You guys, don't hurt him!

Run away!

-Come on, kid. Let's go!

Oof!

Wh-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!

-I'm sorry! They're not usually like this!

Quick!

Belly bag, we need a plot hole!

-Sure thing, Uncle Grandpa!

Where are we?

Good morning!

Now, where'd I put that little kid?

Oh, yeah! Good morning!

Oh, let me give you a hand there.