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=The Mall The Merrier=
-It's open! -It's finally open!
Tamol for you! Tamol for me!
Tamol for everybody!
Everyone going up, stay together!
-Fifteen at a time, please! -Just 15!
-One more! -What's going on here?
Stop! Wait your turn.
Everyone, hold the safety rails! This escalator's fast!
One, two, three, four!
Hold your breaths! One! Two! Three! Four!
One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
Wow. This is tiring.
-Bakz! Tong! -Mazam!
-What's the problem? -The escalator's broken again.
-Our CCTVs are down too. -And the AC too!
You know what else is broken in this mall, Mazam?
Your tooth. I can smell it from here.
All the stuff in the other mall is brand new.
That's not true!
I went there and saw that they're selling old stuff too!
Really?
Yes, Mazam!
Imagine, they're still selling bell-bottom pants!
They're tight on the thighs and loose on the ankles!
That's so last century! Does anyone still wear those?
Just like these?
Yes! Certainly, Mazam!
And they're selling turtle necks too, Mazam!
Who'd wear a turtleneck in the Philippines?
It's so hot here!
Are they insane?
-What a bunch of idiots. -They're idiots, huh?
Just like this?
Yes! Exactly like that, Mazam!
Wait until you see their mannequins' hairstyles!
They're so wild and frizzy! Their scalps must stink!
Who did they copy, Bon Jovi or Ricky Reyes?
Just like this?
Yes, just like that!
Oh, my God!
I bet they look stupid, huh?
Oh, my God, Mazam!
Why didn't you tell us that you're the other mall's endorser?
Gosh, Mazam! We didn't know you're their endorser.
That explains why their mall sucks!
-That's enough. -Their mall is so lame!
Alright, joke's over! Stop it! Shut up!
Hey...
Have you forgotten who I am?
I'm the owner of this mall,
I'm your boss, I gave you your job.
Do I really look bad?
Yes, Mazam.
How bad do I look?
That bad, huh? Call Gardo to fix that.
-Let's go, Sasha. -Okay, Mazam.
-Sorry Mazam. -Bye, Mazam.
Wait for your turn!
But it's my turn!
Who did this?
Me!
Don't you like it?
I drew a mom! A dad! A brother! And a sister!
-A sister? -I wish I had that too!
Oh, crap!
You're obviously late.
You're fired!
I think she just went to the loo, ma'am.
She's still late.
You're fired!
You're fired too!
Maria, did you take note of all my stares?
Yes, you looked at aisle 5...
What is this?
Remove this immediately! It's such a hideous eyesore...
You're fired!
And you too!
Get out!
Miss Mae...
How are you and your business?
Oh, I'm okay. Don't worry about me.
I'm just having a coughing fit...
...because of the smoke from the Vape store.
Mazam Moira, can you move them somewhere else?
I'll see what I can do.
That's so kind of you, Mazam Moira.
That's why I really want you to be Gardo's girlfriend.
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're seriously choosing her because of that?
If you want, they'll never see the light of day again.
Just put a good word for me with your son.
Don't mind him. He's such a joker. But he's really nice.
Oh, no! Miss Mae!
Let's observe the employees.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's that? What are you doing?
Excuse me!
We are paying you to clean the mall.
Clean the cobwebs!
Don't talk to them like that...
What are you doing? What's your problem?
She said clean the cobwebs!
You look old and full of cobwebs.
Look who's talking!
Look at your neck and your armpits, when did you last wash those?
Stop it.
Don't disrespect Mazam.
She's part-owner of this mall.
Go back to work, start cleaning. Wear your uniform.
You look like a burrito.
Sorry about that.
Let's go.
She didn't even recognize me.
Why? Do you know each other?
No.
Then how do you expect her to recognize you?
I don't know either.
Huh?
Hello, Ms Morisette!
Have you thought about our partnership, Mr Dubois?
I bet a collab of Kavogue Australia and Kavogue France...
...will be the most fashionable explosion in the industry.
I love it, Ms Morisette!
This partnership reminds me of my sister.
We always rock whatever we do together.
God, I miss my sibling already.
You miss working with your sister?
Then, good luck with that! Bye!
Ouch! Are you crazy?
I told you not to touch my cuticle!
Just cut the nails!
I need to do something about your ingrown nail.
Next time, just do as you're told.
If you don't want to go back to living under a bridge.
Hey, I got here first!
Mazam, there's a commotion!
-Hey! -I got here first.
Take this, hurry!
Excuse us! Excuse us!
I'm sorry if this has gotten out of control.
Let me fix this.
Give him your numbers and wait to be called.
The first number that I will call is...
143!
Dan-dan-dan.
Moira Molina, to my office now.
That's Dad.
Dan-dan-dan.
Nobody move!
Give me the magazine!
Open the cash register!
Forget about it!
I'll come back tomorrow!
Are you a thief?
Wait! Stop!
Why are you hurting me?
I just wanted to know if you're a thief.
So what if I am?
I know a place where you can steal everything you want.
You see, I've been there too.
Where's that bigger jewelry store again?
Over there!
-There? -Yeah, that way!
-Down the hallway? -Just straight ahead.
You're safe there.
-It's all yours! -Yeah.
Don't leave anything behind, okay?
Take care.
Just don't be aggressive.
Thank you so much, ma'am!
It's okay.
I don't have anything to give you...
...but please take this.
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