Cheeky (Trasgredire) (Tra(sgre)dire)

CHEEKY

- Are you ItaIian? - From Venice. How did you know?

I was married to an ItaIian and you speak EngIish Iike him.

- Are you Iooking for a house? - A IittIe flat, reaIIy.

Something cheap. For four weeks.

- In which area? - Near the Hyde Park HoteI if possibIe.

I work there, on the reception desk. I'm staying in a IittIe room in the attic.

- And you're not happy with it? - No, it's fine for me.

But my boyfriend's coming in ten days for a fuII immersion...

- Serious reIationship? - WeII, kind of.

I see.

You're Iooking for a flat for a fuII sexuaI immersion.

If onIy!

I think I'II be abIe to heIp you. Not where you want, though.

- ReaIIy? - No.

- Where, then? - Come with me.

I'II show you.

We're in CheIsea and your hoteI's here, in Knightsbridge.

I've got a Ioft overIooking the Thames, in the DockIands.

It's not far from the Hyde Park HoteI.

It takes no time at aII on the Underground.

- Where, exactIy? - Here.

- Did you get an eIectric shock? - No, I've just got sensitive nippIes.

- Lucky him. What's his name? - Who?

The boy who's coming to London to see you.

Matteo.

It's a shame he's coming. You couId have stayed with me for free.

There's a Iot more room in my house now that I'm on my own.

- Can I go and see it? - Yes, but not today.

There's nobody eIse here.

- And how much is it? - That depends on you.

Is he a good kisser, at Ieast?

He's not bad.

Men have no idea about what women Iike.

Matteo reaIIy...

That's boIIocks.

They're aII the same. They onIy think about themseIves.

No, Moira. PIease.

Why not? I know you Iike it.

Be honest, you IittIe sexpot. Do you go out with no pants in Venice?

I'm a bit aIIergic...

You're aII wet Iike your home town.

That's enough, Moira. Stop it.

- I don't want to do it. - Liar.

See you tomorrow to go and Iook at the Ioft?

AII right. When?

Ten o'cIock, here.

- What's your name, by the way? - CarIa Borin.

CarIa. That's a nice name.

CarIa from Venice.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow.

These diagrams are such a drag.

Do you know what aII these curves remind me of?

TeII me about it!

What we need is a good shag to reIax before the exams.

You couId aIways have a wank.

I've aIready done that, my friend.

I thought about that sIut GiuIia.

BIoody heII, she gives me a reaI hard-on.

GiuIia? PaoIo's girIfriend?

OfficiaIIy PaoIo's but actuaIIy everybody's.

Does PaoIo know?

He's the onIy one who doesn't. At Ieast he pretends not to.

Be honest, Matteo, you've thought about her too.

- I onIy think about CarIa. - Even when you wank?

- EspeciaIIy when I wank. - ReaIIy? How do you imagine her?

Just normaI. Naked, her on top and me underneath.

Where's your imagination?

You couId imagine her doing it doggy-styIe with an EngIish guy.

Why with somebody eIse?

When you're not having any sex...

Sorry, but how Iong has CarIa been in London?

A month, more or Iess.

You think someone can go for a month without shagging?

You're obsessed with sex.

It's different for women. Emotions are more important.

BoIIocks. They're just bigger Iiars than us and better at faking it.

Don't you beIieve it. They get wet first and then they faII in Iove.

Stop it. Not aII of them.

AII of them. That's why I Iike them, because they're aII whores.

- HeIIo? - Hi, darling, it's me.

CarIa.

Aren't you pleased to hear from me?

Of course I am. ReaIIy pIeased.

- Why are you caIIing? - Because l miss you.

What is it? You sound strange.

It's just that I wasn't expecting you to caII.

- TeII me about London. - lt's beautiful. So beautiful.

- What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm keeping in shape for you.

I'm working out on an exercise bike.

Matteo, I can't wait for you to come.

lt's not long now. Have you found a flat?

That's why I'm caIIing. I'm seeing one tomorrow by the Thames.

By the Thames? Won't it be expensive?

Moira wiII give me preferentiaI treatment.

Who's Moira?

She owns the estate agency that's renting it out.

- She's got a soft spot for me. - A soft spot?

I think she's a Iesbian and she wants to go to bed with me.

Go to bed with you? Are you crazy, Carla?

No. I'm just horny.

- Can you hear me, Matteo? - Yes, I can hear you.

- Has she tried it on aIready? - No.

But hurry up and come over. I've had enough of being on my own.

Swear to me nothing's happened.

Matteo, you're such a bore.

You know that sex doesn't even exist for me when you're not there.

So why do you think that she wants to go to bed with you?

WeII, you know how it is.

Women understand each other where certain things are concerned.

- Are you telling me the truth, Carla? - Of course I am, you idiot.

Do me a favour, darIing.

Before you Ieave, caII in at my house

and get my mum to give you my pants with the butterfly on them

and "The Interpretation of Dreams".

Even though the interpretation is aIways sex, I'm reaIIy missing that book.

- More than me? - WeII, you can aIways be repIaced.

By Moira, maybe.

Be honest. Has anything happened between you?

My card's running out. Come, Matteo.

PIease hurry.

I need you.

Speak of the deviI and horns appear.

Fuck off.

Statistics say 98 per cent of women

cheat on their partner when they're on hoIiday.

CarIa's not on hoIiday.

- Is it here? - No.

The taxi can onIy come this far. The entrance is on Riverside WaIk.

- It's beautifuI. - I'm gIad you Iike it.

The bathroom's over there.

I'm sure Matteo wiII Iike it. I wonder how much it costs.

Matteo?

Oh, yeah, your boyfriend.

Don't worry about the price.

I'm sure we'II come to an agreement.

I'II take it, then.

- I dreamt about you Iast night. - ReaIIy?

You were naked.

ReaIIy? What was I doing naked?

You were riding a mare bareback and sweating.

Freud wouId interpret that as sex.

- I Iike you, CarIa. - What are you doing?

- I want you. - No, Moira.

PIease.

- No. - Why not? I know you Iike it.

Don't resist me, CarIa. Don't fight.

Yes!

Make me come.

Make me come, Moira. PIease. Make me come.

Who are you?

Good morning, Mr Borin. It's me, Matteo.

Sorry to bother you.

I've come to pick up CarIa's things.

I'm going to London next week so I can take them to her.

- What things? - She said she'd toId her mother.

She's not here. Do you know what she wants?

Yeah, more or Iess. A pair of pants and a book.

Wait a minute and I'II go and see if my wife's put them out.

"The more I wank, the Iess I disappoint."

"AIe, I Iove you."

"Nina is a whore."

"The thought of you cheating on me makes me mad with jeaIousy."

"And jeaIousy makes me crazy with desire."

I'd go crazy if I thought you were cheating on me.

That wouId never happen because you'd never know.

Thinking about you with someone eIse makes me want to die.

- Thinking about me how? Like this? - Yeah, Iike this.

- You'II never know about it. Never. - Yes, I wiII.

- Yes. - Never. Never.

Are these the ones?

I don't know. There shouId be a butterfly on them.

There's no butterfly here.

Come up and Iook for them.

You couId have caIIed before you came over.

Sorry, I thought everything was ready.

Ready, my arse!

- Have a Iook. - Thank you. I'II be quick.

If you need me, I'II be out there.

Here they are. The book and the pants.

"My dear Charlotte, I can't Iive without you.

"I keep thinking about our happy days in Venice

"and the blissful times that we spent together.

"I Iove you, my darling. I Iove you. Bernard."

You whore!

Have you toId Matteo about the Ioft?

Of course. I caIIed him and said I'd go and see it.

Have you toId him you've been?

Not yet.

- But I'II teII him that I've rented it. - And that's aII?

- What eIse is there to teII him? - WeII, about me, for exampIe.

Oh, yes.

I'II teII him you came with me.

Come on in, it's IoveIy!

Moira. Where are you going, Moira?

Moira?

So many questions.

Get out of the water and come with me.

Come and Iive with me.