Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

Previously on "Below Deck"... - You drink much?

No, I'm actually trying to...

- Cut it back? - Hopefully.

Get a little booze in Matt,

and you'll see his true colors.

- You're really cute, Bri. F---, I want to bang her.

- I thought you were gonna tell me

to put that away and put this down.

- She sucks at her job, but she's hilarious.

- Let's go. Let's get that stern line off.

Watch your bow! Watch your bow!

Watch your bow! - God damn it!

I can promise you there's gonna be a change

in the configuration of this crew.

- We're just gonna go party our ass off,

because this might be our last night together.

Good night.

Dang.

How come I'm the only one on this boat

that gets hangovers?

Work through it, man.

- I like getting f---ed up, going out,

and having fun, but I have no problem

waking up the next day and working hard.

Signal.

- What's your perfect breakfast, Bri?

- I don't know. Just, like, eggs.

- Well, I can make an omelet. Do you want an omelet?

- F---, okay. - I'll make it a perfect omelet.

This afternoon, I was wondering

if you'd be interested in a little boat ride somewhere.

With who?

With me and you.

I don't know what your plans are,

but it'd be fun.

Oh.

- I did ask you on a date last night.

So I need eggs at the room.

- Do you want to put that in the dishwasher?

- Sure. - Just put it in here.

- Okay. - Okay, great.

Matt's handsome, for sure.

I don't think he's my type,

but how do you really know

until you go on a beach picnic with him?

- Hi. - Hey.

You look nice. - Thanks.

What did you do last night?

Did you get drunk?

- Yeah, I got a little bit f---ed up.

Last night was a very close call with Bri.

I need to kind of check myself right now,

because I can do something really stupid pretty fast.

I love you. Bye.

- For real, though, I am so tired.

Captain.

- See, now, this is the stuff that amazes me.

He just dried off that pedestal,

and now they're gonna rinse,

and they haven't scrubbed the rest of the deck.

Quite frankly,

I just gave up on this deck crew completely.

Captain says we're gonna reconfigure the deck team.

There's so many mixed thoughts that I have.

Am I gonna get fired? Am I gonna get promoted?

Are we gonna bring someone else in?

I don't know, but it's about time.

- Think captain's just blowing smoke up our ass?

- About what? - Rearranging.

- I don't know. What do you think?

I don't know.

As far as Chris,

why don't you just put your sunglasses on,

act like you're not hungover,

instead of notifying me that you're hungover?

- You seem a little more intense this morning than usual.

- No, it's just-- he already started me off wrong.

- He already pissed you off.

Boy, that's bad.

- I've been fired, and it's kind of fun.

I can tell that Nico's

getting frustrated, and I get it.

Chris just really does not care.

But trust me when I tell you he will.

That's the old school coming out in me.

corning, Kate. - Morning.

How's it going?

We're just contemplating.

- Contemplation isn't really good.

It's the solution that's good.

- I'm definitely working on the solution.

Yeah.

- Kate, Matt, Nico, I need you three

in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Hey, guys. - Hi.

- So we have Bradley and Summer Smith.

He's the CEO of Smith Family Homes,

luxury contracting company in Houston.

He's also a trained gourmet chef.

Doesn't say where he trained,

but food plays an important part, I guess.

- They say doctors make the worst patients,

and chefs make the worst dinner guests,

so I've got my work cut out for me.

- Their good friends Van and Melissa,

they're celebrating their ten-year wedding anniversary

on this trip, and we're gonna do

some fireworks on a beach.

They want all the toys out and a theme party, casino.

Beer: None. Liquor: None.

Oh.

- Wow. They don't drink.

I don't think I've ever seen that before.

- Gonna have to entertain them elsewise.

- Yeah. - That's it, guys.

Thank you.

All right, 3:30.

Get ready. - Hi.

- Hi, Kate. - Hey, Kate.

What's going on?

Where you guys going?

Apparently, it's a surprise.

Some sandy beach.

- Um...yeah. What time?

- 3:30. - 3:30?

- Ish. - Okay.

Then until then, I need you to work, work, work.

Okay.

- Let's get the liquor and the wine

and the mixers organized.

So you can go grab lunch, but do it quickly.

Bri's leaving at 3:30 to go on her date.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Does that mean I get an extra-long break?

Or do I have to be sexually promiscuous

to get extra time off?

- Well... - 'Cause I can arrange that.

- No, listen. Don't get upset.

You know, there are some times you want to call your daughter.

Sometimes you take 20 minutes to come back from break.

It's definitely not fair.

I've been working my ass off,

and I would assume Bri has as well,

but now she's getting the entire afternoon off

while I'm left to continue working.

- If you want some extra time to do something special,

next time will be you.

You'll get a special something. I promise.

I don't want it.

Well, okay, fine.

Just get the wines done.

Yay, three Buds.

Oh, you're gonna chug it. Okay.

Right before the season,

I was going through some things with my girlfriend.

We dated for, like, a year and a half.

But it just wasn't meshing well,

so I decided to cut it off.

This Bud's for you.

- I haven't been on a date, a first date,

in a long time,

so I had a couple beers to kind of ease the nerves.

- You better sober up before you go, dude.

Matt's just, like, absolutely wasted.

It's f---ing hilarious.

Yo!

- Getting ready for the excursion?

The excursion?

- They're gonna go for a sunset thing.

- Nico and I, we're both attracted to each other,

but he has a girlfriend,

so I'm just gonna disregard last night.

I'm just gonna focus on the present.

I'm jealous.

Uh.

- I think Brianna needs a guy who's, you know,

thoughtful, romantic,

a guy who can pack a picnic with all her favorites.

Ugh! She's gonna love this.

That's me. That's who I am.

I'm focused on impressing Bri.

And maybe make it with her.

Whiskey, check.

- Ready? - Have fun, you guys.

- We're gonna have a blast. - Bye.

- 50 bucks says she's pregnant when she gets back.

- Hey, buddy. - Yeah, after you.

- Thanks. - How romantic.

- Have fun. - Thank you.

Matt's hanging out with Bri.

Good for him.

Somebody's got to do it if I can't.

- This is, like, a f---ing epic first date.

- Thanks. - You're very welcome.

- Look at us, living the life.

I love this. - This is nice.

- I just brought a couple favorites.

- Oh, wow. - I know.

Whiskey on the rocks?