Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

So I got your trash bag for you.

Yeah, I figured I'll hold on to it for a bit.

Who are you protecting, you or me?

- I want you done. - It's over.

- Which part? - All of it.

Bring the children home, okay?

How did they even know about the pills?

Or exactly where to look for them?

Someone said something.

Did you remove a pen cap from the evidence locker?

You're not going away for this.

We'll get you a real lawyer.

You know how much that costs?

So how we gonna do this?

I took it all out.

Oh, my God.

You left our payday in a trash can?

You do whatever you want

- whenever you want... - I take risks, Ruby.

Without thinking about anyone else but yourself.

What are you doing here?

I tried calling.

I blocked your number.

You don't gotta know about this, then.

Where are the books?

Uh, they... they're in accounting.

Not those books, the book club books.

- FBI! - Everybody down.

Where is she?

Mrs. Boland, we're gonna need you to come out now.

- Lot's clean. - They knew we were coming.

Kenny, now!

How'd you know they were coming?

I didn't.

I just stopped in to go over promos with Linda

and I saw all those cars, like, a block away...

all those FBI guys.

That is some Spidey sense.

Or lucky, like you said.

Yeah.

So...

did he call or text?

Check my phone.

It's weird, 'cause...

Janey saw you in the park with him.

You said you were done.

- He did us a favor. - Are you kidding me?

We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him.

That dealership, do you know how long

it's been in my family? 'Cause it's gone now.

Can we do this another time?

Hey, honey?

- Give this to your mom. - Thank you.

We had a deal, Beth.

We still do.

My slime kit came!

You're gonna be late for school.

Can you open it? Please, please.

Okay, but then I want you in the car.

I'm serious. And, you guys, grab your backpacks.

Can I see? Can I see?

We're gonna do slime later.

Kenny, I got your backpack! Let's go!

- Let's go. -

And you get 10% off your next purchase.

- Well, thank you. - Yay, you.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

Hey, uh, can you cover for me?

Where you going?

Home. I don't feel well.

Oh, I would, but, uh,

I gotta organize the meat freezer.

It's getting crowded again.

- Hunting season. -

Since when do we hunt our own meat, anyway?

What is it, like, a weird farm-to-table thing?

No, um, it's a service we offer the community.

Anyone can store their meat in there for a fee.

And if you want, Karl will butcher it.

No charge.

Good to know. That's totally disgusting.

Coffee filters are 25% off

until 10:00 tomorrow.

Hmm. Hey.

Hey, pal. How... how are you?

- Oh, hey! - Hi.

Are you okay?

Fine, yeah. Fine.

Need a break?

Not really.

You want to tell me what's going on?

Nothing.

You've been avoiding me.

I don't know if I can do this.

Well, that's not nothing.

Well, I-I didn't know how to tell you.

So you... you just waited for me to take the hint?

I'm sorry. I'm not good at breaking up.

Wait, we're breaking up?

Well, I don't know. I...

Well, that's not nothing.

I just need to figure some things out.

I think I just got dumped.

What'd she say?

That she has to figure stuff out.

Yeah, brother, you got dumped.

What is that?

Mrs. Boland left a page from her ledger.

Okay, here's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna buy yourself a pint,

something shameful like Oreo or cookie dough.

Go to hell, man.

Then you're gonna watch "Fault in Our Stars."

Oh, I already read the book.

Anything to get the tears flowing, okay?

- Mm. - Then you just gotta

flush her out.

You're a dick.

And maybe if you stopped thinking with yours,

we'd have more to go off of than a scrap of paper.

We still need her.

I'm cool with her kid.

Then do that.

And do this too.

You're paying for the ice cream.

Gladly.

We should be okay until tomorrow.

Yeah.

Coffee?

- Oh... - Sure.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Starbucks, Great Lakes, or Astro?

Just, uh, tap.

I'm sorry?

Oh, you know, from the pot's fine.

We have a runner who will get you anything you want.

- Um... - Uh...

- Cappuccino's fine. - PSL.

This is a joke, right?

Well, I'm sorry to waste your time.

No, no, no, no, no, no, it's this case.

This is hilarious.

This thing ought to have its own set

down at the Comedy Castle.

I mean, they haven't offered one single argument here

that isn't laughable.

W-we didn't find it funny.

Okay.

So they're charging you with evidence tampering, right?

You ever heard of something called chain of custody?

Um, yeah.

Is that good or bad?

Good, 'cause this pen cap

that they're saying you took?

It's been through so many undocumented hands,

you're just as guilty as anybody else in that station.

So you think you can get him off?

I can and I will get him off.

Happy birthday.

So all we'll need

is a signed letter of engagement

and we will deliver some pain.

It says here, um,

you require a retainer before service?

Yes, yes. We bill our time against it.

It's just to streamline our accounting.

But as soon as we get the check,

we'll get started.

And, um, how much is that retainer?

Ten grand.

Hmm, okay.

Didn't know if you wanted whip on the PSL,

so you got both.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

- -

Okay.

That's a white boy's thumb.

Could be a toe.

That's not a toe.

'Cause I suggested it?

Because it has hair on it.

Yeah, like a big toe.