Bangla

Hi there! I'm sorry, I did not hear the bell. I was dancing on the pole.

You were quick.

Better be. Every time I arrive late, they deduct three euros from my salary.

I will give you a good tip if you arrive late at your next delivery.

Come in, I'll find the cash.

Well, I'm in trouble.

I left my wallet in the office.

If I don't have the money, they fired me!

- I have a way out of this - a way out?

The pizza is in your charge. I know how to return the favor.

Wait!

What a shy! So cute!

What is your name?

My name is...

I don't remember my name.

Phaim, wake up. You're late

Breakfast is ready. Move on!

Don't close the window. Stinks here.

bengali

My name is Phaim, I am twenty years.

It may seem that I am black, but really I'm Italian,

or something in between, as a cappuccino:

50% Bengali, 50% Italian

and 100% "Torpigna" guy.

Torpigna, short for Torpignattara

It is the racially mixed neighborhood of Rome.

Piazza Vittorio has become elegant, so we are now the border.

I was born a couple of years after my parents moved to Italy.

Lately, there is much anticipation about Torpigna

and especially people black, immigration, aggression

And things like that.

True, there are literally all kinds of people here.

It is globalization, as they say.

When walking, always smell lasagna, curry and kebab

everything mixed. It is a psychedelic experience.

Torpigna gangs in three main: aliens,

the hipsters...

Do not you dare! Go back to your gang.

And finally, the Elders.

If you 're not from an Italian family of three generations, to say the least,

You are a foreigner.

Most foreigners come from Bangladesh, but they are different from me.

They have a shitty accent, and their clothes are even worse.

- How much for a beer? - Two "ieuros"

- How much are the umbrella? - Five "ieuros".

Always feel cold. And that of the tissue in the ears?

Why not buy a hat?

Why don't you buy an umbrella?

It's not raining.

But it will rain.

Hipsters moved a few years ago: real estate is cheap here.

They are people of film and art. Some don't work at all.

They are inbred and their babies have art names.

They're always broke,

however, waste money on everything organic and cocktails.

Cocktails for business meetings, yes.

For the elderly, "foreigners" are "people from the other side of town".

The neighborhood changed right in front of their eyes, and now feel lost.

Always they complain about everything. It is not racism, it 's just a habit.

They don't use WhatsApp and only watch public television.

When you are old, you can't help it .

Matteo has been sitting here since the founding of Rome.

I think they built the park around him.

Whenever I need it, he gives me advice.

Hello, Matte '

I'm not a pizza delivery boy.

Here is my workplace. I am a "steward"

It is not hard work.

I prevent people to take photos,

or damage works of art.

The only problem is that time never passes here.

But never!

He is Fede, my co-worker.

We have much in common.

Fede is an artist.

A kind of.

It fits perfectly.

Everything was white. white mist

As whipped cream.

Then I saw two long ...

horns protruding from the fog.

It was right in front of me.

Was the Svalbard reindeer?

I had never seen an animal so beautiful and majestic.

I've heard this story a hundred times less.

Before coming to Italy, my father was a cabin boy on cruise ships.

He traveled all over the world without ever leaving the ship.

When he arrived here, he started with the oldest of professions: street vendor.

First roses, then handkerchiefs; lighters, necklaces and bracelets.

The work is tough, you have to work your ass off.

He bought a van, started his own business and went ahead.

he made it, you know, like rappers.

Ma. Is there more lasagna?

No! Eat biryani.

My mom is like North Korea: you just do as she says.

And she always has something to say.

The only time she doesn't talk is when she watches her favorite TV show.

It is the story of a group of banglas who move to London,

the city of dreams and opportunities.

My mother is totally obsessed with going to live there.

- Eat something else. - No mom. I'm on a diet,

until the wedding.

My sister, an atomic cocksucker.

We have always had somewhat conflicting relationship.

Asshole.

She is studying law and has been engaged to Rajib for two years,

who isn't the smartest man alive, since he took it on himself.

- What? - You can do all the diets you want,

but that thing is not going away.

- At least I don't smell bad. - Who smells bad?

Enough! Shipon, say something to your children!

Finish your meal... both!

- The usual asshole - Don't make a fuss,

or that thing could explode.

If you are at least awake, you figure out that I am a practicing Muslim:

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't eat pork.

And, of course, no sex before marriage.

Today we will talk about taboos.

No drink and no pork: That's fine with me. But no sex... it pisses me off.

I try not to think about it, but it's impossible.

Sex is everywhere: everybody talk about it, everybody fornicate!

Except me and these losers.

Polygamy in Islam does not mean...

...that you are forced to marry more than one woman.

It 's just an option allowed by our religion.

May I ask you something. Do you think that Italy allows polygamy?

It is against the law. They would put you in jail.

Exactly.

But we must understand the rules...

...that Muslims must meet when they choose polygamy.

It is interesting to note that

during the war polygamy was practiced

for economical reasons

When men die, women and children were alone.

Do you think that we have ten wives just for fun? You are wrong!

Tangir plays guitar.

The two band together.

The name of the smart singer is Shoshi.

Fayruj plays bass. Always he has trouble getting into the rhythm.

Bengali folk music played.

But lately we've been introducing new sounds.

Too new, perhaps.

This is my life, more or less. I can not complain about that.

I have a job ... a kind of family quite normal, friends ...

Only one thing missing.

Right. That's what I'm talking about!

Never take your medicine when I say it .

It's a bum. I have to do everything myself.

When I ask him to do something, he never does.

Are you done? Snipers are about to shoot.

There is only one box.

Yes, good anymore.

Leave it alone. You're making a mess.

- Damn - Your mother is exploiting you!

I failed my entrance exam to college three times. I'm on a barrel.

You should get some respect for it!

Survival is more important than respect.

You're going to die here!

Friends don't lie, huh?

We know from elementary school.

In addition, we are in the same band.

But, and pretend not to be rude, I'm out of reach.

You're here. No, down here.

Yesterday I saw a girl so good on the bus ...

- You like all the girls you see. - What's the matter with you?

- I don't like Italian girls. - Poor girls. I don't know.

Does your mother don't like?

- What about my mother? - She always gets in your way.

I don't know why I don't like.

You don't like mushrooms, right? I don't like Italian girls.

I tell you why I dont like:

you don't even notice.

- I just don't like them. None. - Is it because they smell bad?

- Italian girls stink? - But bad.

- What smell? - A pig.

- Italian girls smell pig? - I swear!

As Viennese sausage, frankfurters ...

- Why not bacon? - - Yes, pancheta. We are in Rome

- No way. - I know.

Our first concert. However, it is not a paid gig.

It is a contest.

However, eventually we will play for a proper audience.

Let's give it all!

What kind of place is this? Let's get some disease.

I think it was a bad idea to sign up for this.

- Why did not you come before? - Let's get out of here!

- we don't even notice. - Sure.

Well, it's true, I'm not choosy. I like them all.

But this girl here's something.

What kind of place is this?

I've never seen such a beautiful girl.

I'll buy you a drink.

Any time you felt so much urgency for a slice of pizza,

you need to eat one in the act or die?

That's how I felt.

- Where are you going? - Come here, you 're next!

Do not be stupid, say something.

Remember... you are musician! You're on the wave!

Do you have a residence permit?

What?