Swordplay Volume One

‘Yo my Killy’ - Wagwan

‘What took you so long fam?’

Don't worry man, I wanted to ask you a question -

What that there?!

‘Ey this is that Kazakhtan fam!’

‘Spark that clat!’

Get in the car man

Man’s even give me a dead lighter bro

What's going on?

Thought you’re getting bread gang?

Even giving me a shit lighter

What you sayin?

Quick move yeah?

Something like that my boy man something like that man

But here what man I need to chat to you quick man

See your bedrin bro he's been violating not going to lie

He's been violating bro

He owes cuzzy some peez,

Yutes ducking and diving me and that

Is this yute at his yard now?

Ey brudda drive there man,

I'll tump him up now bro!

Why you so gassed blud?

This guys a fucking tapped guy bruv man

But hear what I'm saying, you know, we get over there

like straight in and out you get it?

- Come on - Yeah

- Calm - Yeah - In and out

In and out In and out In and out

Where the fuck is the food fam!?

Ey yo brudda where's the food? Ey yo Smartz what you saying?

‘Let's go Let's go Let's go! GO GO GO GO!’

‘You're taking the piss!’

I want my money back

I want my money stacked

I wanna hit the bag

*VOICE OVER: Swear it’s like everyone's doing their thing

Moving up in the world

While time’s wasting

Doing the same shit every day

There are people eating

Getting it in

Thousands of pounds of thought

Millions a month

they say the devil makes work for idle thumbs

You on a council estate

Unemployed

Pretty idle with if you ask me

But watch

I've got plans

Big plans

Sharp mind plans

Watch this

Eyo Kid man, jump in bro man

It’s mad flames round here man, c’mon man

Yeah I know Flames

What you saying my guy? You good Killy?

What you sayin bruv

What’s good bro

Ey, what are you saying? I see you the other day

Tryin’ to finesse that ting

- What? - That lives near Ringo’s block

Haha yeah bro

Yeah bro, man was chatting to that ting

She's leng still!

She's leng fam, but fucking

Like she ain't feeling the niggers like that you get me

So, like so what can I say man?

- It's mad, it's mad, it’s mad - I hear that

What you saying, you got that?

Come on bro you know my ting man come on man

Come on fam

This ting? That’s you my bro

The rustling of the bag

Was what catches my ear

As I check its contents

Like whats in ere?

I'm tense

Palms sweating

Breathing deep

I thought I wouldn't be this nervous

By how many times mans done this

Bro that ting there super leng bro!

Sending man space Jupiter!

Everywhere Bro you know what I'm sayin yeah?

Fucking bro hit me up though man

Syndicates booming my guy yeah

Mans got everything there Snow, Cro, MD, Dizzle,

Buj, Valium. Like you see what I'm saying bro

- Yeah? - Yeah man

Ite cool

Ey say nothing my bro

Ite love my bro

Tell my cousin I said wagwan yea

Ey tell him yourself bro

What's wrong with you, man? Come on, man,

Kid yunahh

Ey get out the fucking car man

My car now pussy

Ay this a calm car as well you know

Ey I might take this to my garage get me

Brudda you're moving so hot man

What?

How am I hot?

Man's not hot fam

‘Fam’

How you just walking around with the packs in a bag like that?

What if feds stopped you bro?

Why you so Paro all the time?

Relax man -

What do you mean relax man?

Bro this ain’t some normal Cro mans getting off the Syndicate

You know

This is some enhanced genetics ting fam

from Uzbekistan or some shit

Is it?

Bro I swear last time you said Kazakhstan!

Yeah this is that fresh pack

Bruv this shit is illegal G!

Ey what you saying about that coke ting though?

Fam you're just chatting shit bruv

‘Ey where is the scales?’

‘And that coke?’

‘Yeah mans on that bro’

‘One step at a time yeah?’

This a nice whip

Rah

Yeah my car

Boom, calm

Ite yeah yeah

Ite Kid say nothing I hear you man

Yeah

So how's business going then?

It's going good still

Tings running smoothly

Man ent gotta worry about nothing

Mans on tings

You still hanging about with those Albanians or?

Yeah, they got some business for still

Oh yeah? How much you getting?

What's with the ten million fucking questions man?

Keep that shit to yourself init ‘Alright’

No one's supposed to know that shit

I'm just saying you know

Those Albanians don't fuck about do they

Well I don't fuck about either do I?

‘Man's on things’

I'm a G out here

So er

What you doing tonight?

Make money why?

I'm going to the pub

With a few mates

‘You should come’

Might find a few shots

Yeah I'll see what Kids say init

Oh, what is Kid the boss now or

What?

No

We're partners

What the fuck?

What makes you say that?

Oh nothing

Yeah shut your mouth then init

Alright

And, er

Does - does Kid know about the Albanians or?

No

Some partner you are

Ah whatever man

‘Oh my days did you see that guy at the mall?’

‘He was beautiful!’

‘Nah he was alright’ ‘He was alright’

Babe, he wasn't looking at you babe

- He was looking at me! - He wasn't looking at you babe

He was!

He wasn't that leng

His creps were creasing!

- Oh my god - Make it make sense

He was actually cute though

Oh my days

Ey Chan

Look, this would suit you

Nah, that is way too revealing

- My dad would kill me - Well

He ain't gotta know

‘You need to get yourself a boyfriend’

You know someone to look after you

Really, guys?

Come on

I don't need no man looking after me

I'm good

Well,

My man looks after me and I ain't complaining

Anyways, Kamesha

What's your ting saying?

Your party best be live you know

‘I mean...’

‘I'm not looking ten ten for it to be getting locked off’

‘Yeah, it should be’