Aamdani Atthanni Kharcha Rupaiya

Hey Mr Time-pass... - Yes, sir?

What good morning? Who did this horrible job on my car?

Step on the brakes, and the wipers move. Switch on the lights...

and the horn go off... is this any repair?

This is Appu Khote's car. Treat every like a VIP's car

It isn't just anybody's car

Will you please step out, sir? - Why?

I want to make a VIP check, sir. - Open the door

Will you turn around, sir... that's the wiper there

God! What a kick in my backside! You've shook me up!

You must've been a donkey! - Shut up

You were the one who repaired the car and even took a trial

And despite being a mechanic, you're putting on airs?

Damn it! This is what makes me angry. Not mechanic. Call me engineer!

Why do you put on airs with me? - I only put on airs

As for him... he hits fours and sixers

His legs are here, all right. He must be somewhere around too

Appu Khote, they aren't shoes a man can leave behind!

Learn a lesson from him. He's so seriously at work

Seriously at work, eh? I'll show you

Isn't he seriously asleep?

You're an air-conditioned taxi. You're so very sexy!

The bedroom dreams. Give him a kick and wake him up!

Hey clown... Listen Prince of the Dreams

Wake up

The car's ready. The lights come on. The engine's all right too

Skip the acting and come to your senses

You guys? I thought it was the boss. - It's time for the boss to arrive

Last night, I romanced my wife the Roman way

We got talking and we didn't get to know when it was dawn

You spend a night talking? What a shame!

Shut up! After four children, you've called it quits

And you're having an interval after just one daughter

But look at me. I'm still young and strong...

And my wife's like Amisha Patel! - Listen to him

Today's pay-day. Work seriously at least today

Whenever it is... this is how we work

You guys will never improve. - You know that, don't you?

So go on... no killing time

Out with it

No money? I lend money on interest

I take a guarantee

You haven't paid me. So I'm taking this watch

You've lost it. Get lost

If we leave from that exit, we'll lose our whole salary

The only way to escape is to quietly slip away

Running away?

How will the scooter start without the plug?

The plugs!

Had I left the plugs in the engine, wouldn't you guys disappear?

Oh no. You're mistaken

We were coming to you

I've been your colleague for 10 years. I know all your tricks

You will hide from me

I'm a peon in the factory. But I'm the one who lends money on interest

So I'm your boss. Out with it!

Come on... - Don't point that knife at us

I've kept the interest amount separately

You? - Here's mine too

And you...? - Here you are. My entire salary

Give me anything you wish

I have four kids. I'll adjust somehow... on air and water

No drama. I'm not a bad man. Let me see

I've taken a thousand. Here's 3000. That's enough for 4 kids

You've paid me my interest. Who pays me the principal?

Your fathers? - Know what...?

We get the Diwali bonus this month. We'll repay the loan

If you don't repay me this Diwali, I'll come home and create a scene

You'll be disgraced. Just you remember

What have they done...

what have they done to my colony?

I'm B.K. Kakkad. The owner of this colony

But I've turned a beggar asking for my rent

I hire out a house and get treated like a dog

Vimla!

See? They hide their plates as if I were a dog!

Chicken? Mutton? They have money for this...

but they don't have the money to pay my rent!

Where's your mother? Vimla...

Khakra-bhai, you're here again? - My name is Kakkad, not Khakra

Whatever. It makes no difference to me

And talk about your rent. Why're you eying my children's food?

Why not? You'll give them nice food. You will have a baby every year

But you won't pay my rent!

Fatty! Who the hell are you to question me...

even if I have four babies a year? - l? I'm your householder

Bastard!

What are you doing? Are you going to kill him?

Know what this rotten eggplant tells me, Meena?

He says he's my husband. If someone hears that...

he'll think I have two husbands. - No. He'll think I have two wives

If you value your respect so much, throw the rent in my face

I won't even appear in your dreams - You're an elderly man. It isn't...

right for you to say such things. - All right, let's decide this

Won't I talk nonsense if I'm not paid my rent on time?

Everybody has problems. You have problems too

But how do you manage to pay my rent on time every month?

But she won't pay me the rent nor give me any respect

Did you see how she was driving me out?

You decide this... is it done?

It was my husband. The three of them have got their salaries

But it'll take them time to return. - Time?

See? People who paint cars go around with cordless telephones

Pay my rent first. Then take respect

I've paid the rent, haven't l? - The rent you've paid

Have you paid the electricity bill?

Add two zeros to five. It'll makes 500

You haven't paid electricity bills for 2 months. Who pays that?

Your mother's husband? - No, my husband!

Your husband can't buy essentials. Like hell he'll pay electricity bills

I accommodated your families by taking just 2000 rupees as advance

And you're doing a disco on my head!

This is enough! No more mercy or pity

I want an advance of 5000

No protests. The one who pays will stay here

Or just get out. And beg

May this fatso be ruined. May he drown

Vimla, where will we find the money? - I don't know

Had my husband paid rentals on time, we wouldn't have had this problem

The moment he has any money, he blows it up on liquor

How will he pay the rent?

If our husbands could give their entire salary to us...

there would be no problem at all

We'll tell our husbands. Give us your entire salary...

and we'll run the house. Or we are not running it

That's the problem of middle-class families like ours

We spend double of what we make

The world is round, and hollow inside

Money's all important. Everything else is fake

When you have a zero income, your wife beats you up

You have problems, my friend

Because we spend more than we make

We spend more than we earn

That's everybody's tension. Life is long, pension is little

How will we manage?

That's our problem

On the first of every month...

we cook a biryani

On the 1 1th of every month...

we find ourselves living on pickles

High prices have ruined all happiness

Creditors make a beeline for us, the grocer beats us up

That's everybody's problem. Life is long, short is pension

So how will we manage...? - It's very difficult

We spend more than we make

When starvation sets in...

we remember the money we have offered to God

We find small change...

it won't even buy us a cup of tea

The middle-class pretend to live well, but they're broke

By the 20th of every month, we're left with empty plates

This is everybody's tension. Life is long, short is pension

How will we manage...? - Let's get out of here

That's the problem all over lndia

Watch out, Rani! - Rani's so happy

Here's a sari for you - Sari?

Why did you have to spend so much? - Money's transitory

There today, here tomorrow. - No

We get money only on the 1 st. On pay-day

And we have to manage a whole month. Now give me your salary

Salary...? Here you are

This is only half the pay!

How will I pay the rent, the milkman and the grocer?

How will I manage the expenses? - Why take tension, darling?

I'm getting a bonus this month. - Bonus?

Must we celebrate the festival with it or pay Rani's school fee?

You pawned my necklace to buy that tv, much against my wishes

We've got to retrieve that too. - Don't worry, darling

I'll set everything right. - My foot!

Now look, unless you pay me the whole salary, I won't run your house

Run it on your own! I'm sick of answering creditors

This is trouble

The nagging which usually began on the 20th now begins on the 1 st?

What will I do...?

The bedroom. I'll sort it out there

In the new sari, you look as beautiful as the Moon

You're the one who brought it - Sit down

Now put your feet up... want some breeze?

God! A look at your temper and l feared the worst in bed tonight

Husbands and wives always quarrel. But love is another thing

On our nuptial night, you looked so beautiful

Even today, despite bearing a child, you still look so ravishing

What's the secret of your beauty? Love? Or is it Lux Supreme?

Enough. Why don't you flatter me during the day?

You can think of it only at night? - Actually...

Actually what...? Well?

You know... here it is. - Half the salary again!

Make adjustments this month, darling. Next month, I'll give my whole salary

Save it or blow it up... you're the boss

What will I save in the salary you get.

What are you getting at? - We must start saving something

So take off your sari! - Why?

It's a new sari. It'll wear out if you sleep in it

Let's save it... take it off

Why're you screaming? Has the neighbouring country dropped a bomb?

No bomb. I put some soda in your glass

Why did you put soda? - Did you want gasoline instead?

You put soda in your liquor everyday, don't you?

Moron! This isn't hooch. It's imported whisky

If I dilute it, it won't give me a kick