Good Girls

Previously, on "Good Girls"...

It's a serial number.

She keeps records of her cash?

They're counterfeiters.

You said you needed a retainer,

so this should cover it.

I'm a D-bag, so I know when I see one.

Noah is FBI. I told him stuff.

- He's not my boyfriend anymore. - Maybe he should be.

- It would get him off our trail. - With my vagina?

I want to make it as easy as possible for the kids.

I need to protect my family.

I would have made you so happy.

- What are you doing? - It was an accident.

Yeah, I mean, he... he ran behind the car.

Yeah.

She murdered him, Beth.

We were about to do the same thing.

- Yeah, but we didn't. - We made her call him.

What are we supposed to do with this?

One... - Oh, God, whoa!

Two, three!

It's Boomer. I mean, it has to be, right?

Yeah, I figured I'd hold onto it for a bit.

You know, just to be safe. One man's trash...

If he didn't have that body, he couldn't hold it over us.

Cooper's dog is eating your new flowers.

What color was Boomer's hair?

You'll never get me!

You'll never take me alive!

You want some? You want some?

How about you? You want some?

No... You can't get me!

- Hey, Mom. - Hey, wash up, boys.

- What's for dinner? - Macaroni.

- Where's Daddy? - Sleeping.

- Where? - On the grass.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, Jeff!

Okay, okay.

- 911, what's your emergency? - Um, it's my husband.

- He... - Yes, ma'am?

Ma'am, are you there?

Ma'am, are you okay? What happened?

Nothing, sorry.

Huh.

Hi, it's me again.

So I'm just going to say this because I don't know

if you're, like, in a meeting or something,

but, um... we have a little bit of a problem.

I mean, it's not a problem yet,

but it is definitely a situation.

Um, so...

you know that jacket you wanted us to get rid of a while back?

We may have thrown away the wrong jacket,

and we obviously need to find the right one

before someone else does, so if you could call me back

so we could discuss this matter in more detail, that would...

- Hey, sorry. - Hi.

Uh, they're all ready when you are.

Okay, one second.

Okay, thank you.

The most important thing is it is not your fault.

You are allowed to feel sad, okay?

Or angry.

We love you more than anything.

And we are going to get through this as a family.

Does anyone have any questions?

Do we get two Christmases?

- Uh... - Um...

It's...

What about birthdays?

Presents come from both of you, right?

So if you're not married, then we should get double.

- And two parties! - Yeah!

Yay!

These-these are all smart questions.

Does anyone have a question that doesn't involve presents?

Okay.

- If anything comes to mind... - Who's moving out?

No one yet.

Are you mad at Daddy because he got a new job?

No! Don't be silly.

- Do you still love each other? - Oh, buddy, yes.

Of course we do.

Then why can't you just say you're sorry?

That's what you tell us to do.

It's...

complicated.

No, it's not.

Sometimes, grown-ups...

realize they want different things.

So what do you want?

What's going on here?

Nothing.

So we meet.

You seduce me on top of some produce.

You break up with me.

Then you get me drunk, have your way with me.

And you're complaining?

I'm just confused.

I date a lot of guys

who pretend to be something that they're not.

Here's the thing with me.

What you see is what you get.

Romans, 7:15.

"I do not understand my own actions,

"for I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate.

"So now, it is no longer I who do it,

but the sin that dwells within me."

- We are all sinners. Amen.

But continuing to do it, whatever it is we're doing,

day after day, week after week, when we know better.

Come on now, hm?

That, my brothers and sisters, may be the biggest sin of all.

- Who's with me? Amen.

Let us pray.

- But I want juice and cookies! - We'll have some at home.

All right, let's hustle up, team.

We don't have cookies at home.

- We'll make some. - We're out of flour.

- We'll get some. - We're out of butter too.

Hey, would you please go get your damn coats, please?

- I'll buy you a cookie, okay? - It's a great sermon, huh?

Oh, I love it when a reverend tells it like it is.

- Is it usually that raunchy? - Yes.

Is he going to take Daddy again?

No, everything's fine.

I'm still hoping we can work it out.

You know what? These cookies, they're on me.

Hey, man, we don't want your money.

Good, because this ain't real money.

- You know what this is? - Stan.

Uh-oh, she knows.

Let's go.

- Let's just go, baby. - This here is motive.

The grocery store manager figured out your hustle,

- so he had to go, right? - What are you talking about?

I'm saying when there's motive,

you don't really need a body anymore.

What do you want from us?

I want you home making cookies with your kids,

but you only get that if you take my deal.

It's Sunday, man.

The train is leaving the station.

I'm trying to save you guys a couple of seats.

Talk to our lawyer.

You play Monopoly?

Because this here is Monopoly money.

- American... Wheel Deal!

Hey, you got that guarantee?

Upfront pricing can't be beat!

Do you have a car for me?

Yes, we do. We guarantee!

I'm ready to go. Are you guys ready to go?

- Yes! - Get out there!

- Hey, yeah, all right. - All right.

Hey, don't worry. You'll... you'll get it.

- It's so clever. - Hm.

Hey, what gets you out of bed, man?

- Usually my kids. - Walk with me.

Or I've got this app on my phone that plays,

like, sounds of, like, the forest.

No, no, I'm saying, what...

what puts your feet on the ground

and gets that heart pumping?

Making deals?

That's what I'm talking about.

- Yeah, I'm a closer, dog. - Ooh, yeah!

I've been moving cars longer

than some of these kids have been alive.

- Sing it, sister. - I can sell snow to an Eskimo!

Now, we don't do that here.

What do you mean?

- I know it says that, but... - It's-it's our promise.

Oh.

Well, where's the fun in that?

Hey, you got that guarantee?

Upfront pricing can't be beat!

Do you have a car for me?

Yes, we do. We guarantee!