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Through the snow and sleet and hail...
through the blizzard, through the gale...
through the wind and through the rain...
over mountain, over plain...
through the blinding lightning flash...
and the mighty thunder crash...
ever faithful, ever true...
nothing stops him.
He'll get through.
Look out for Mr Stork that persevering chap
He'll come along and drop a bundle in your lap
You may be poor or rich It doesn't matter which
Millionaires, they get theirs like the butcher and the baker
So look out for Mr Stork and let me tell you, friend
Don't try to get away He'll find you in the end
He'll spot you out in China or he'll fly to County Cork
So you'd better look out for Mr Stork
Look out for Mr Stork He's got you on his list
And when he comes around it's useless to resist
Remember those quintuplets and the woman in the shoe
Maybe he's got his eye on you
All aboard! All aboard!
All aboard! Let's go!
Casey Junior's comin'down the track
Comin'down the track with a smoky stack
Hear him puffin' comin'round the hill
Casey's here to thrill every Jack and Jill
Every time his funny little whistle sounds
Everybody hurries to the circus grounds
Time for lemonade and CrackerJack
Casey Junior's back Casey Junior's back
Oh. My, my.
Now let me see.
Must be right around here somewhere.
I hope. Ah, watch it there.
On the treetop
Where are we here? Oh, here.
Highway 61, four miles to the gas station
Turn left Da-da da-da-da de
Ah. That must be it.
Well, little fella, let's get goin'.
Mrs Jumbo. Oh, Mrs Jumbo.
Calling Mrs Jumbo.
Mrs Jumbo?
Oh. My.
Mrs Jumbo!
- Oh, where's that Mrs Jum... - Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
- Over here. - This way, boy.
- In here! In here! - Yoo-hoo!
- This is the place. - Whew! At last.
Which one of you ladies is expecting?
- Hmph! Not me. - The very idea.
Certainly not. Over there, of course.
Yes, of course. Right over there.
Oh. Of course.
Here is a baby with eyes of blue...
straight from heaven right to you.
Or: Straight from heaven up above...
here is a baby for you to love.
Sign here, please.
Uh, yeah. Well... Oh. Mrs Jumbo.
Uh, one moment, please. This is still part of the service.
Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday, dear
Ah, dear Dear me. What's his name?
Jumbo. Junior.
Oh. Jumbo Junior, huh? Ahem. Jumbo Junior.
Happy Birthday, dearJumbo Junior
Happy Birthday
To-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
You
- Oh, do hurry, dear. - I'm on pins and needles.
- Isn't it thrilling? - I'm all a-flutter.
Ah, this is a proud, proud day.
- Well, hurry and open it, dearie. - I'm just dying to see.
- Oh! - Look at him!
Look at him!
Oh, what a... Oh, look!
- Oh, you sweet little thing. - He is cute, isn't he?
Oh, he is a darling little baby.
Adorable. Simply adorable.
Did you ever see anything so cunning?
Isn't he a darling!
Kootchy, kootchy, kootchy, kootchy, kootchy, kootchy.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Is it possible? - Isn't there some mistake?
Just look at those, those...
E-A-R-S.
Those what? Oh, ears!
These! Aren't they funny? Oh!
- Oh, my goodness. - What a temper.
Oh, what did I do? Well, tell me.
- Did I say anything? - Perfectly harmless remark.
I just said that they're funny, and they are funny.
- They certainly are. - After all, who cares...
about her precious little Jumbo?
Jumbo? You mean Dumbo.
Dumbo.
- Dumbo, I say. - That's good.
- Dumbo! That's good. - Dumbo.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
I thought I could. I thought I could. I thought I could. I thought I could.
Whoo-woo!
Hike, ugh, hike, ugh hike, ugh, hike
We work all day We work all night
We never learned to read or write
We're happy-hearted roustabouts
Hike, ugh, hike, ugh hike, ugh, hike
When other folks have gone to bed
We slave until we're almost dead
We're happy-hearted roustabouts
Hike, ugh, hike, ugh hike, ugh, hike
We don't know when we get our pay
And when we do we throw our pay away
When we get our pay we throw our money all away
We get our pay when children say
With happy hearts It's circus day today
Then we get our pay just watching kids on circus day
Muscles aching Back near breaking
Eggs and bacon's what we need
- Yes, sir! - Boss man houndin'
Keep on poundin'
For your bread and keep
There ain't no letup
Got to set up
Pull that canvas
Drive that stake
Want to doze off Get them clothes off
But must keep awake
Hep! Heave! Hep! Heave! Hep! Heave! Hep! Heave!
Hep! Heave! Hep! Heave! Hep! Heave! Hep!
Swing that sledge Sing that song
Work and laugh the whole night long
You happy-hearted roustabouts
Pullin', poundin' tyin', groundin'
Big top roundin'into shape
Keep on workin' Stop that shirkin'
Grab that rope, you hairy ape
Poundin', poundin'
Poundin', poundin'
Oh
Jostling and juggling. Fifteen minutes!
Step right up and get your tickets. Hurry, hurry now.
Hurry to the big sideshow. That's why you go under the big top.
Fifteen big attractions that you can't see anywhere else in the world!
The greatest collection in the entire world.
And the greatest comedies are featured and assembled for your entertainment.
Ain't that the funniest thing you ever saw? Look at his ears.
Hey, guys, lookit! Smitty's an elephant!
- Aw, let me see! - Boo!
- You can't hide him from us. - Yeah, his ears are still stickin' out.
- Come on! - We wanna see him!
- We wanna laugh. - Sure, that's what we came for.
Hey, the biggest slingshot in the world.
- Hey! Cut that out! - Hey, let's get out of here.
- You're hurting me! Help! - Here, you! What's going on?
Down. Mrs Jumbo, down!
Surround her. Tie her down.
Get down!
Calm down! Tie her down!
Darling, it was so funny.
Oh, my dear, can you bear it?
When she doused the ringmaster, I just thought I'd die.
Well, personally, I think she went a bit too far.
After all, one mustn't forget one is a lady.
- Oh, you're right, dear. Yes. - Oh, that's very true.
Oh, well, I suppose that's mother love.
But it's certainly no excuse for what she did.
Mother love might cover a multitude of sins.
It's true, my dear, and she has such a streak in...
A guy can't eat in peace.
Yes, but mother love does...
Gab, gab, gab. Always gossipin'.
Girls, girls! Listen!
Have I got a trunk full of dirt.
- Well, darling, tell us all. - Go on, go on.
Well, I heard today that they have put her in solitary confinement.
- No! - You don't mean it!
Oh, how awful for her!
Well, I-I must say, I-I don't blame her for anything.
You're absolutely right. It's all the fault of that little...
F-R-E-A-K.
Yes, him with those ears that only a mother could love.
What's the matter with his ears?
I don't see nothin' wrong with 'em. I think they're cute.
Ladies, ladies! It's no laughing matter at all.
Oh. Oh, she's right, girls.
Don't forget that we elephants have always walked with dignity.
His disgrace is our own shame.
- Yes, that's true. That's very true. - Oh, indeed it is.
Well, frankly, I wouldn't eat at the same bale of hay with him.
- No. Right. - Me either, dearie.
- I should say. - Nor I. That's just how I feel about it.
Here he comes now.
Hmm. Pretend you don't see him.
Shh.
How do ya like that? Givin' him the cold shoulder.
Poor little guy.
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