Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously this season on

- Previously this season on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- Everything about this place is just gorgeous.

Three, two, one!

- I'm actually back to do this again.

- I'm not a micromanager, but I do observe.

I don't want stuff all over the salon tomorrow when I wake up.

Fold those towels up and give me that trash can.

We could get so much more done

if we all put in the same amount of work.

- Hannah has been absolutely lazy all season.

I don't feel like you're pulling your weight.

- Okay. - How are you?

Nice to see you.

This season, I'm here to work.

And if I find love, that's a bonus.

You f---in' throw me under the bus.

You did it with Lauren when we were in New York.

Can we just like leave what

happened in New York in New York?

- You guys are f---in' playing games.

Thanks for your support, Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- Jerry is a repeat charter client.

- I'm taking the crew out tonight,

and we'd love to have a few of your crew members join us.

- I matched on Tinder with the charter guest.

- Wow. - She's a weapon.

Wow, it's really good.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much, guys.

I really hope you enjoyed it.

This guy is good.

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

- I am spending more time with Adam

and spending a little more time with Wes.

- I'm pretty sure Wes is moving in on Malia,

and I'm not too happy about it.

- Are you getting all f---ing tense?

- Oh, whoa! - No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah.

- I'm gonna drown in the next f---ing

soup I serve out of f---ing boredom.

I gave you a hard time about the food that you were sending out.

Got onions all in it.

- I've never wanted anything more than I wanted Malia.

She was distracting.

- I'm starting to understand a little bit more

how this girl has affected Adam.

I know that she was texting you

while she was making out with Wes on the bridge.

- I can't let her get away with all that.

At least I can say my piece, and I can sleep better at night

knowing I tried to put an end to someone's charade.

That girl is a f---ing liar.

The texts go on and on and on.

- Hey, man. It's been on my mind.

I mean I'm sure you've noticed, dude, I've been pretty blue,

basically ever since our little scuffle in Dubrovnik.

I honestly don't care what's

gonna happen between the two of you.

But you need to know that the girl is a f---ing liar.

And I've got plenty of proof.

All right.

- Yeah, it's just been weighing on my shoulders, honestly.

'Cause I like you, man. We hit it off in the beginning,

and this thing, for lack of a better term, got in the way.

And she's a heartbreaker. The night that you two did the

wheelhouse thing, I did some cross-referencing.

Dude, she was minutes--I mean read that.

3:45 a.m. that watch.

Talking about going back to her hotel room.

I mean the texts go on and on and on.

I don't want to see anything happen to you the

way it happened to me.

- Just stay away from that one.

All right, buddy.

Thanks dude, appreciate it.

Because I feel like I know who she is,

but then there's this other side I don't know.

I've been burned in the past, so I have to protect myself.

- Hey, really, I'm sorry about everything, man.

And I hope you make the right call.

Room service.

Hi. - Oh, nice.

Thank you. That looks-- - Schmick?

Yes.

- Schmick shirt for a schmick man.

Good job, thank you.

Pleasure.

To have a second stew come up and give me a lecture

about my work ethic, it's very insulting to me.

- I feel you've been a lousy chief stew.

Okay.

If you want me to show you what hard working chief stew is,

let's go, honey.

I'm slowly getting drunk.

I can tell.

- Nothing like starting the last day

of charter by waking up at 4:00 a.m.

You'll be fine.

- Do you need me to arrange

transport to the airport for you?

- Yeah? - It's been fun.

It's been an absolute treat.

- I feel completely in the middle of all of this.

Hannah is my friend, she's my chief stew.

Bugsy's also my friend, and they hate each other's living guts.

- Turn downs of the season are done.

- Adam? - Yep?

- Just to confirm with you, entrée four, two starter knives,

main entrée knife--

Yeah, and then crockery,

we're gonna need those little square rammies.

With everything that's happened these past few days,

I just want this dinner finished.

Done, get the f--- out of my way.

- So we're aiming for 8:30. Is that okay with you?

Yeah, that's fine.

Get her over with.

Hey, Hannah?

Yes?

- Can we arrange for somebody to give Paula a ride

to a store where she can buy some shoes?

Yeah, of course.

Deck crew, deck crew. Hannah.

Go ahead, Hannah.

- Do one of you guys mind escorting three of the girls

to a shoe shop just up the road?

- Yeah, yeah. Bobby'll do it.

- There's perks to shopping with girls.

They try stuff on, they show it to you,

they're modeling for you. It's hot.

- Hannah? - Yes?

- You're a better chief stew this year.

Yeah?

- You're more friendly. You're more lovable.

You're just--you're awesome.

Yeah, ah that's good.

- Yeah. - Are we ready to go?

- Hey, make this an in and out shopping experience.

All right.

All right, here we go.

Ladies, over here.

- All right, I'll see you guys in a little bit.

- Bobby, you could've done your hair.

- So it's 8:10. What do you think?

Like in an hour? - He's very, very

adamant about having dinner at 8:30.

- He's gonna sit down and have a dinner by himself?

Aya! Aya!

- Look at this, I'm like--I can't really

complain about this right now.

- They probably went to get running shoes.

- Oh my God. -

- Hey, we're gonna use the restroom really quick.

We'll catch up with you.

- Do they know where we're going?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do. - Yeah.

I can't wrangle six people.

I'm responsible for you guys.

- I thought you were security, not a babysitter.

- Want me to carry your purse for you?

- Really? - Oh yeah.

That's how I do it. That's why I'm here.

- You can't let them go do anything.

It's like herding cats.

Bobby, Bobby. Hannah.

I'm gonna walk around.

- Uh-oh. Okay, now we're doing a super split here.

You guys are a handful.

I am. Are you?

Yeah.

I like it all.

This is getting ridiculous.

- You can't live with 'em, you can't live with 'em.

- What's for dinner anyways, because we are starving, Hannah?

- I know, I'm sorry. I'm just waiting for them to--

That's okay.

What's your E.T.A., Bobby?

This is basically a lesson on how not to treat charter guests.

Match on Tinder, not return at the time I've told

you, and have the primary charter guest waiting

to have his dinner served. Good work, Bobby.

- I'm tired of waiting for these girls.

- Two guests approaching the boat now.

Hey, welcome back.

Oh, get over here.

Where are the rest of the girls, are they coming, or--

- We lost them, so we don't know.

We've got two coming on now.

- All right, so as soon as they get here, start serving.

- So I think we're gonna start service without

the other two guests.

Did you get some shoes?

All right.

- You're such a cutie, it's killing me.

And you're leaving tomorrow. What the hell?

- We're waiting for dinner, Paula.

- Are you getting ready for dinner, or just gonna sit down?

- I'm gonna sit down. - Thank you.