DuckTales

Ehh?

Laddie?

Oh, boy. OK.

Step...

Just grab it already!

The Idol of Cibola is not a trinket

to be unceremoniously swindled. Legend has it...

Bahbahbahbahbahbahbah. Can we just wrap up the "Whoa!"

and get to the "Wait, what?" already?

"Whoa! Some cool hidden city or treasure or whatever!"

"Wait, what? That cool thing is dangerous or cursed

or guarded by centaurs?"

"Aah!" Louie almost dies.

Can we please move it along? That's how it goes!

Adventure is an unpredictable paramour.

You've got to judge every angle!

No two perilous scenarios are alike!

Whoa!

Wait, what?

Well, that doesn't mean...

*DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 02 Episode 01

Episode Title : "The Most Dangerous Game... Night!"

- What a rush! - That was incredible!

I'll be in the study.

I'll be right here, cleaning up

after your last adventure.

Cool. I'm just gonna lie here forever.

Kids! Kids, I found a hidden compartment in the idol!

There's only a treasure map inside!

Let's go!

Ugh! I need a break!

Expired rations, old flares, used gauze...

I thought life with a treasure hunter

would be way more "treasure" and way less hunting.

Isn't it great?! Charting the unknown,

following in the family tradition of adventure!

You remember Mom got lost in space, right?

Well, yeah. But she went solo without any help.

We're a fine-tuned action machine!

I'm the brains, Webby's the fist,

Dewey's the devil-may-care guts,

you...

are there, too! Plus, it's earned me the rank

of Senior Junior Woodchuck. Two stripes!

Look, I'm sure you'll get time off

after we find this treasure.

Unless this treasure is cursed.

And dispelling the curse leads to a whole other adventure

and so on forever, let's go!

Fine.

Hey, maybe when we get back,

you can earn that Sewing Badge.

Please.

I earned my Sewing Badge ages ago. C'mon, I mean...

Then how did this guy come loose?

That's impossible.

Oh, you must be more tired than you realized.

You're slipping.

I never would've used a slip stitch.

That is amateur hour!

All this constant adventuring

must have torn it apart!

Uncle Scrooge! All this constant adventuring

is tearing us apart!

Nonsense. We're closer than ever. Eh, kids?

This needs to stop!

I've tried, but they really do enjoy harmonizing.

With all the nonstop danger, we never get any quality time.

Do we really even know each other?

I mean, is this Huey? Or... or Dewey? I don't know!

Which one has the hat?

There's no better bonding experience

than a high-stakes, death-defying adventure.

What about a quiet movie night in?

Oh! Or make-your-own-pizza night!

Ooh, how about game night?!

Game night?

Game night!

Game night!

Game night!

- Game night! - Oh, no.

Ready for a relaxing night in?

You know how competitive he gets when he's trying to best an enemy?

On Game Night, we are the enemies.

Partner up, everyone!

If we lose, you're out of the will.

I was in the will?

- I got Dewey! - I got Webby!

We're the perfect team in the field.

Game Night will be a snap!

Oh, um...

I sense that a dark magic's afoot in the, uh...

etherial plane. I must go!

No, you blasted phantasm!

You will not leave me to deal with this!

Spooky things! Farewell!

Ah, c'mon, don't worry, Mrs. B.

I'll be your game partner!

Fine.

At least we'll lose quickly.

Well, I guess that leaves us, Hue...

You have a whole other thing goin' on.

You were right, man!

We've gotta stay in! Recenter!

Sewing. Totally basic skill.

OK. Ha!

Gah!

OK. It'll be a weird, stressful night in,

but at least there's no...

Adventure!

Oh, no.

Oh, yes, Green Nephew. Behold!

The Gearloose Micro-Phone,

capable of amplifying sub-decibillic feedback. Oh!

It makes tiny sounds loud.

Go away! We don't want any!

I believe there's a microscopic civilization

of wandering nomads invisible to the naked eye,

living right here in your home!

Listen to the sweet call of adventure!

- Whoa! - Nope! Hard pass!

- I also added a shrink ray feature.

We could shrink down, make first contact

with the teeny species whom I have named "Gyropuddlians,"

and conquer... I mean, explore this tiny frontier!

An entire universe right under your family's feet!

We'd never get a break. Even when we were home,

we would just keep on... adventuring.

Exactly! Now, where is your uncle? We...

What did you do?!

You shrunk him!

Which is exactly what he wanted!

- What? - Everything'll be fine.

Whoa! Gyro's shrunk down and worshipped as a god-king!

Wait, what? They're in a war with a bunch of giant ants?

Aah! He almost got eaten by a spider

but survives and teaches everybody a lesson in trust or something!

That did happen twice last month.

- But this... - Primitive nomads,

I give you the gift of superior intellect!

Uh, and this pen light!

Ohh!

Gyro! Gyro Gyro!

See? Everything's fine!

C'mon, let Gyro have his own adventure

while we take it easy for once.

And we can have a quiet, rejuvenating night in.

Bone up on your skills?

And we can't tell anybody, because if you do tell anybody,

things will only get worse, until you'll never be able

to sew a merit badge onto a sash ever again, OK?!

The Crabmen of Crustacea!

Ha ha!

Nambian Night Sprites!

The Serengyeti!

Oh, that's why he picked Donald.

Ya spend 30 years guessing what Donald is saying,

you must get good at non-verbal communication.

Time!

It was a Mermanticore!

That was a Mermanticore?!

This is a Mermanticore!

Mr. McDuck and Donald scored 34.

- No, this is a Mermanticore! - Shh.

Next up,

Webby and Dewey!

Those two can barely stand each other!

Imagine what a perfectly in sync team like us can do!

Aaand... go!

Oh, this is easy!

Sour!

Sour grapes! Old fruit!

Hat! Fruit hat! A guy who wears a fruit hat!

Bowler full of smoothies!

Nailed it?

Money? Expensive smoothies!

Smoothies with cash in them!

Swim away from the smoothies!

An old man! Prune smoothies!

- No? - Time!

Aah! It was Scrooge McDuck!

But Uncle Scrooge doesn't like smoothies.