Pyaar Koi Khel Nahin (प्यार कोई खेल नहीं)

'Those who get love are fortunate.'

'And those are fortunate whose love grows into a relationship.'

'But there are also a few people...'

'... who fall in love but whose love cannot grow into a relationship.'

But that doesn't mean that it isn't true love.

Good morning, sir. - Hello.

Good morning, sir. - Hello.

Good morning, sir. - Hello.

Where's Sunil ?

Sir, which Sunil are you talking about ?

The one who has done MA, BA or BSC ? - The problem creator.

I mean the problem consultant.

It was a difficult problem,

but I had to solve it. - What do you mean ?

Actually, the girl was willing to marry Rajan.

But her mother... - Yes.

Began to flirt with me.

I mean think about the age difference.

Stop that.

She was after me.

Please, don't bug me.

She was all over me.

She said that she's a millionaire and can afford to buy me.

So you should've sold yourself. - Why ?

I don't need money, do I ?

Good morning, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Sir, I'm very sorry.

Sir, no.

I've heard that all the students in the college...

... call you the "problem consultant."

Sir, that's a just a joke... - And you come to college..

... and solve their problems, too. - Sir, I just..

You'll have to solve one more problem. - Yes, sir. No, sir.

You'll have to solve it.

Do you know why ?

Why, sir ? - Because that problem is mine.

Yours, sir ? - Yes.

Oh, sir.

Then I will have to solve your problem, sir. - Yes.

So should we sit and discuss the problem or listen to it later ?

It's better if you take a seat.

Sit.

Tell me, sir.

Tell me.

Oh, you can trust me, sir. - Okay.

Listen. - Yes.

Rocky has been sick for the past few days. - Your son, sir ?

Oh, my God. How will I have a son ?

Rocky is my pet dog.

Sir, you're losing sleep over a dog ?

How dare you call my Rocky a dog ?

He's like my son and you're calling him a dog ? - I'm very sorry, sir.

It's not something a vet can cure.

Only you can cure it. Only you.

Sir, me ? - Yes. - How's that, sir ?

Because...

Because it's a matter of love, dear. Of love.

Love, sir ? - Yes.

My Rocky is madly in love with Sweetie.

Sir, your dog's in love with a girl ?

Fool. Sweetie's not a girl. She is a dog as well.

Dog ? - Yes.

The neighboring girl's college's principal Pratima's dog. Sweetie.

So it's a love story, sir ? - Correct.

It's a love story indeed.

Sir, how did this love story begin ?

Just like that of Laila and Majnu did.

Just like that of Shirin and Farhad's did.

Their love story began as well.

I used to take my Rocky for a morning walk every day.

Hello.

'Sweetie also used to come there with Principal Pratima.'

I don't know how, where and when they exchanged glances.

And the two dogs fell in love.

But that lady principal... objected to their love.

And she stopped bringing Sweetie on her daily walk.

And our Rocky...

Rocky couldn't bear all this.

He fell ill in the grief of being apart from Sweetie.

He fell ill. Rocky fell ill.

This is a peculiar problem, sir.

That's why I'm begging you to solve this problem, problem consultant.

No, sir. - Help me solve this problem.

Unite my Rocky with Sweetie.

Otherwise I'll go insane crying. - Stop it, sir. Stop it, sir.

Sir, if you got more emotional...

... I'll start crying, too.

Then solve my problem at the earliest.

She's black like me.

I mean black like Rocky. - Any weakness, sir ?

Rocky.

Rocky is her biggest weakness.

If she escapes from Pratima, she'll come running to meet Rocky.

Sir, I'm asking about Pratima madam's weakness not that of Sweetie's.

Oh, Pratima ?

Astrology. - What ?

She puts her hand out every time she sees an astrologer.

Sunil, my friend...

... my dear,

you're great.

You're an amazing astrologer.

All your predictions came true, my friend.

Those Rs. 500,000 of my father's that were stuck for over a year...

Somehow he even got the cheque the day before.

Oh, very good.

My aunt's marriage also got fixed yesterday, my friend.

At the exact time you had predicted.

... the groom's a little..

A bit elderly, right ?

Your aunty isn't a teenager either.

But she'll be happy. - Really ?

She'll be married on the 15th of next month.

And in about 16 months...

Wow.

When you tell your aunty about this, she'll be on cloud nine.

Can you read my hand as well ? Please.

Sorry, Aunty.

He doesn't predict women's future.

Hey, does she look like an aunty to you ?

She's single.

Yes. Yes.

And... you're highly qualified.

Yes, I am.

MA PhD. - But after failing thrice.

But, now your palm reads that you're...

... at a high position in the teaching profession.

Amazing. I'm the principal of my college. - Okay.

And your palm says that you've an account in a bank...

... whose name starts with the letter M.

Absolutely right.

Bank of Maharashtra.

Sorry.

Miss.

Of course. Of course.

Can you predict anything else ?

Look, I think we've predicted enough for today.

Let's meet tomorrow.

Maybe it's some bad news.

Probably the Saturn.

You know, right ?

Buddy, don't tell her.

Her heart might stop beating.

No. No. Tell me.

Okay.

I envision the black clouds of death hovering over you.

Frightening black clouds...

... made of everything that is black.

Made of everything that is black ? - Yes.

You can die because of anything that's black in color. - Die ?

Yes, die.

And that, too, within one hour.

Within one hour ? - Yes.

But don't worry, Aunty. I mean Miss. - What ?

There's a solution to your problem as well. - What ? What ?

The solution is that you'll have to get rid...

... of everything that's black in your house.

I mean you'll have to throw them out of your house.

What do I own that's black in my house and is threatening my life ?

Think hard.

Yes. I remembered.

But she's my life.

Ma'am, you need to be alive for her to be your life.

I mean that's how you will get married, right ?

Now. - Yes.

I'm expecting a call any moment now.

Here it is.

Say, hello, dear.

You can't.

Hello. - Sir, step out of your house and welcome your daughter-in-law.

Really ?

Wow, Problem consultant, you're really great.

Such a minor problem ?

I was worried by looking at your condition.

You looked like heavens had fallen.

Come on.

Did you read the letter ?

Mother was at a wedding... - And she selected a bride for you,

whose name is Shalu.

She wants her to become her daughter-in-law.

She studies in some college.

And she lives in a hostel.

Your mother wants you to meet her once. - Exactly.

So what's there to worry about ?

Your mother wrote that the girl is one in a million.

She may be one in a billion.

But I'm not interested in her, so why should I meet her ?

Mother doesn't understand that her son can fall in love with...

... someone while living away from home in a hostel.

Alright. What do you want me to do ? Tell me.

Find a way in which Shalu refuses the proposal on her own.

Fix a meeting with her.

It's done. - When and where ?

Tomorrow at 5:00 pm, at the Meridian hotel.

Has she met you before ? - No.

Problem solved.

Tomorrow evening, Mr. Sunil will meet Shalu, posing as Ashok.

If all goes well...

... she'll hate you to the core,

let alone think of marrying you.