Ee Varsham Sakshiga

EE VARSHAM SAKSHIGA

Should we see each other like this or is there anything to do?

-What? -Marriage.

Let the price of gold drop, my dear golden girl.

Neither does the price of gold drops nor does he marry me.

-Darling! -Yes.

What did you see in me that you fell in love?

I didn't see see anything in you yet. Hence, I'm still in love with you.

My sweet thief!

What is it that you like in me, darling? I will give it to you.

Your... Your...

Your smile which is like a flower.

Please give a smile.

Hey! Aren't there anyone in this hotel like the owner, bearer and coffee master?

Why not? He is the owner.

He is the bearer.

Here... He is the coffee master.

Oh! Then, who are you?

Partner.

Oh! Then, don't you have any girlfriends?

Why not? Look over there once.

-He is mine. -No, he's mine. I told you already, right?

He is mine.

Why are they fighting?

-Who are you to say so? -Go to hell!

Nothing... They are fighting to decide who should be spending time with me today.

Whoa! Did they fall your height?

Then, is it for your height?

Go, man! This place doesn't look like a hotel.

It is like a club, you dirty fellows!

You bloody!

Ahem!

Hey, how is the business?

If you stop your business, then we will have the business here.

It is already late in the morning and we didn't even get our first order yet.

We might have got the order if we had Jai here at least.

J... J... Where is Jai?

Can't you even spend 5 rupees and get a shared ride in an auto-rickshaw?

They just want to utilise boys for free!

Do you want lift? Lift?

Go away!

Curses in unison: Let his bike get punctured!

Whoa!

Ah!

Crap!

-Hey! -What?

Won't you give a little gap?

Recently, a girl eloped with the paper boy when I gave a little gap.

-Oh! Are you using any medicine? -Do you want it?

Darling, shall we use it too?

Darling...

You will always talk like this.

Kill you. Mind your tongue. I'll take you task later.

Hey!

-Hi, Jai! -What happened?

Punctured!

Where are you coming from?

-Interview. -Did you get the job?

Lost it!

Is that a girl who conducted the interview?

Hey, don't you have anything else to concentrate, other than the girls?

You, idiot!

Hey, fall in love dude. Your life will be full of joy.

It would seem as if you're watching Pawan Kalyan's film every day.

It would seem as if you're dancing with Laila in Loyola storm.

Te... Te... Te...

It would be like a test tube baby scoring 1000 runs in a Test match.

-I've said it nicely, right? -

It would be awesome like ascending the Mount Everest on our own.

-Yes! -That's it.

-Hey! -Hey... Hey! Fall in love... Just love...

If you are in love, the feeling would be so ecstatic...

Fall in love, at least for our sake.

Then, you'd be teaching us what love means.

"Why do we have eyes"

"Why do we get dreams?"

"To stare at the girls"

"We have roses or sweets"

"to represent them with the girls"

"The value of gold and diamond rate are used"

"just to state the status of the girls"

"A girl is the beauty of the earth"

"There is nothing in this world that can match the beauty of a lady"

"The girls who maintain diet are the beauties"

"And they just loot in the name of dating"

"A human will be happy in all the matters"

"It is not avoidable even for the sage"

"Should it be farewell if there is no background?"

"Is this the meaning of the girlfriend?"

"If a boy says he can't afford to take her pub, club, money, luxury"

"The girl wouldn't love him"

"She got on to the bike and ties a cloth"

"Then started the race in the road"

"The date was changed and she tied the Rakhi"

"But when she found a benz, she dumped him"

"The girl gives more intoxication than the quarter"

"The kiss is very risky than whiskey"

"Listen to me buddy, I'm telling you out intoxication"

"If a girl hugs you, you'll go to coma"

"Love is like the time-pass popcorn in the theaters"

"If a boy says he can't afford to take her pub, club, money, luxury"

"The girl wouldn't love him"

"Okay, what will you say?"

"What type of girl do you want?"

"The girl who do not have a cell phone and who wouldn't comeout at midnight"

"And the girl who does not like shorts and skirts"

"I like the girl who looks like a moon in churidar"

"and should be fashionable without posh look"

"Nickers and liquors, oh my god!"

"Do not want Facebook and Twitter"

"She should be like a rabbit in the case of habits"

"It should be like the first love for lifelong"

"You cannot find such girl, brother"

"If a boy says he can't afford to take her pub, club, money, luxury"

"The girl wouldn't love him"

ADVOCATE J. VISWANATHAM ADVOCATE J. SUHASINI

Oh, who kept this here?

I have to do all the works.

Good!

Why the hell did you place the flower vase here?

You don't know about placements of things.

I have to organise everything.

As if you know about it very well!

You go alone to the naming ceremony of your relative.

When my uncle died last year,

who attended that, you or your relatives?

Ask someone to die, I will attend.

As if my relatives are waiting to die expecting that you'd attend them.

Just go alone to that stupid ceremony.

I'm big a criminal lawyer. I have a lot of duties.

Oh, a big criminal lawyer!

You would go to the court wearing a black robe and come home with a faded face.

Did you win at least a single case?

Lawyer, my foot!

How can I win?

All my energy is running out by arguing with you at home.

What would be left to argue in the court?

Are you practicing the argument with me as you can't argue in the court?

Hey, Jai!

Where did you go? It's is getting to catch the train.

What's with the train and time?

You know Bongu Ranganadham, the bones specialist.

He has invited to the naming ceremony of his son's child.

You have to go to their house in Rajamundry.

By the way... How is Bongu related to me, father?

He is the nephew of the son of the younger son of my uncle of his uncle...

He is related to you as...

By the time he decodes the relation,

it would take an additional time of one more year in addition with the next year.

He is very closely related and is called as a 'relative'.

You stop blabbering. Start now, son.

Hmm...

Why are you shouting in front of our son?

Then, what can I do? Will you listen if I say gently?

You don't know about the relations but you boast about you relatives!

Hey, the train would leave in 15 minutes.

How can I reach in 15 minutes?

You should reach by all means necessary.

We have to attend these kind of ceremonies to make relations closer.

-Start now. -Hmm...

-Come on... Move. -Okay.

Railway announcement: Attention passengers.

The train Godavari Express from Secunderabad to Vishakapatnam...

is ready to leave from the platform no: 5.

Railway announcement: Attention passengers.

The train Godavari Express from Secunderabad to Vishakapatnam...

is ready to leave from the platform no: 5.

Awe!

Ouch! I'm dead!

Come on... Come!

Come... Come...

Thanks!

No mention, Jai.

Huh? How do you know my name?

Not just your name, but I know all your details.

Your name is Jai and your surname is Jiddu.

Together it is Jiddu Jai.

You are 23 years old and your berth number is 20.

You are going from Secunderabad to Rajamundry.

Is that enough or do you want any more details, Jiddu Jai?

-Do you know face reading? -No. But I know reading reservation chart.

Oh!

I came here long ago before your arrival.

I say your name in the reservation name to know who sits beside me.

I made a guess that you are Jai as per the age.

Then, where did you go when the train started moving?

This girl asked for coke and I went to get it.

It wasn't available inside the station premises.

I went outside and bought it.

Come.

Take it.

Thanks, sister.

I do not want thanks.

I want a kiss.

Mwah!

So sweet!

How are you related to this kid?

I do not know who this girl is.

-Is it? -Yes.

Will anyone take such risk for an unknown person?