Kim's Convenience

Yeah, I was just going over to his place tonight.

We're gonna netflix and chill.

- Thank you. - Okay. See you.

- I know. - So, are we still on

for backgammon tonight?

Or maybe, instead, you and me, we can netflix and chill.

- What? - Yeah, watch a netflix movie and chill.

You see the fugitive?

Mr. Kim.

"Netflix and chill" does not mean watch a movie.

Yeah, netflix is stream movie.

It's code for the bedroom rodeo.

Buttering the biscuit.

The beast with two backs.

- Sex. - No!

It's a very popular euphemism, if I understand correctly.

I think it's a meme.

- Yo, umma! - Uh?

What's "netflix and chill"?

Sex.

- How you know that? - Everybody know that.

I don't know that.

You is old. Young people talk,

I listen, I learn.

And I told her.

You is old, too!

- What's a "meme"? - Hmm?

So, I'm thinking we can do a sea foam green.

With an apocalypse sunrise for the accent wall.

- Accent wall? - Just don't buy too much.

Remember to give us phone number for new apartment.

You've got my cell number.

Not a cell number, home number.

We're getting a home phone?

I don't think they make those anymore.

Yeah, for calling home.

You could just text me.

I don't want to text you, I want to talk to you.

You could wait until I come to work every day.

You know, someone called my phone the other day.

- I freaked. - Who was it?

I didn't answer. What kind of weirdo calls people?

- I think that was me. - Can we just

pick out ome things for our place?

- Is that okay, appa? - Hmm.

I don't know. Text me, I'll get back to you.

Morning.

Good, thanks. You?

- Dude. - I know.

- Get it together. - It's together.

Hey, what do you think those boots say?

"I'm not a vegetarian."

I think she broke up with Alejandro.

Fresh look, fresh start.

The time has Jung.

- Stop saying that. - You love it.

Hey, Jung, are you free Friday night?

Uh... maybe. What did you have in mind?

There's this great new rooftop restaurant downtown,

impossible to get into, amazing tapas...

Oh, I love those little guys.

Same! Anyway,

Alejandro somehow got a Friday night reservation.

For three?

Funny. So, can you close for me?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Thank you. You're the best!

Nice boots, by the way.

Oh, thanks. They're from Spain.

Alejandro has a hook-up.

He has so many hook-ups, he's hooked up with everybody.

Jung/shannon doomsday clock moved one minute closer

- to midnight. - What?

You gotta make a move. And soon.

Man, she's with Alejandro.

How with? Is he on her screensaver?

Does she say "we" did something this weekend?

Do her eyes light up when she sees him?

What are you doing?

Lighting up my eyes.

You look scared.

Love is scary. Get used to it.

Why are the cans so small?

They're testers. To test paint on at home.

But they're all the same color.

- Thought it'd be cheaper. - And is it?

No. Not at all, actually.

Hey.

Hey. Check this out.

Shower curtains.

I think those are just curtains.

Oh...

Still works.

Yeah. I don't think I can do this.

Fine, we'll get shower curtains.

No, the apartment.

What do you mean?

Second year's just so expensive,

and I didn't even think about things

like hydro, or food, or Internet,

and the home phone.

So, it is happening?

We're not getting a home phone.

And if you guys are mad at me, I get it.

No, we're not mad.

I mean, it is super last minute.

And we can't really afford it without you.

And some of us don't have any other options.

And now, we're homeless people.

Right. And I know it sucks.

But it just feels so good

for me to get this off my chest.

- Great! - Yeah.

I have been wanting to say something for weeks.

Weeks.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks for taking the time to talk to me, Shannon.

I've been thinking about a lot of things lately.

Thinking about you...

And me.

I like you.

Agh! I...

I like, like you.

I like you.

I like you. I like you.

What's the matter, Terence?

Guy can't practice a love speech by himself?

It's just... there's a family waiting for the car.

So what? Are they dying?

I didn't ask.

I want to take you on a date.

Special guest, big towel.

Thanks, Mrs. Kim.

I-I-I really appreciate you guys putting me up.

But don't go in the medicine cabinet.

- Yeah, he's really interested in, - Okay.

- Your Berry-flavored tums. - And don't use my shampoo.

You use sham...

I mean, for sure.

And, Gerald, if you need snack,

just take from store.

Or you can ask Janet to make.

- I'm not making you anything. - Yeah, I know.

Why you give to him big towel?

Appa, Gerald is homeless. We have to help.

Janet is supposed to be moving out,

not Gerald moving in.

- Cramp style. - What style?

Empty-nest style, uh? Kids all gone.

We can have cozy time anytime.

Morning, afternoon,

even between national and local news.

Cozy time can wait.

And only temporary until they find a new roommate.

And you know, sometime,

you can have cozy time before and after local news.

No, only one. Have to choose.

Hey.

Just filing my files... In the filing cabinet.

Sounds about right.

Hey, look at those cuties.

Oh! My cousins?

Uh, those were cats before.

I should put up some new pictures.

We got some great ones at the cottage.

"We"?

Me and my cousins. They're hilarious.

Cool.

Hey, here's something else that you might find

kind of funny.

Or hopefully not. But, uh... the...

Okay.

I've been thinking a lot about a lot of things lately.

- And... - Found one.

Oh, thank you so much.

No problem.

Do you need a ruler?

No.

Good. 'Cause it took me all morning to find that one.

So, as I was saying...

Sorry, could this wait?

I just remembered

I have to make a super important phone call.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Carol.

I'm so sorry I didn't call you sooner.

It says this apartment is "unique."

What do you think that means?

I think it means there's a toilet in the living room.

Okay.

Uh... oh!

"New carpets, minutes to subway, very intimate."

It's a little expensive.

You know I licked that.

Um. Good. Thank you.

You're disgusting.

Thank you. Yeah.

"Fully furnished." This one's fully furnished.