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Come on! –Hurry up!
Careful, watch your step!
Careful, watch your step!
Lead the way, quick!
Why have you brought us to this school?
Why have you brought us to this school?
We won't have any raids here and we don't have to rent a room.
We can have fun.
You attend to your job and we will focus on the work we came for.
You attend to your job and we will focus on the work we came for.
We can drink under that tree. –Over there? Okay!
Come in with me.
Brother, clarify this doubt for me.
Brother, clarify this doubt for me.
What? –Out here in the open,...
...in the middle of the night, why is it so hot and sweaty?
...in the middle of the night, why is it so hot and sweaty?
Come closer. Smack you!
We drink and sway from side to side, right?
We drink and sway from side to side, right?
Pour some booze under that tree. It will also sway like us.
Pour some booze under that tree. It will also sway like us.
They'll be wind and you won't sweat!
Take this.
Take this.
We bought illicit liquor with great difficulty.
You must drink and sway like us, okay?
You must drink and sway like us, okay?
I'm pouring it raw, Swing your branches quickly.
I'm pouring it raw, Swing your branches quickly.
Come fast!
I have one more question. –What now?
Why is the tree rooted to its spot even after I poured booze?
Why is the tree rooted to its spot even after I poured booze?
Hold this.
If you mix hooch and beer, it will dance like Prabhu Deva!
If you mix hooch and beer, it will dance like Prabhu Deva!
Go! –Don't feel shy.
Go! –Don't feel shy.
I want cool breeze from you like an air conditioner.
I want cool breeze from you like an air conditioner.
Now you will dance.
Now you will dance.
1 x 2..... –Two.
2 x 2..... –Four.
2 x 2..... –Four.
Karandi! Hooch and beer, it consumed both...
Karandi! Hooch and beer, it consumed both...
...it is standing still and not swinging! Hit it!
He's such a pain!
He's such a pain!
I'll be back, dear.
They won't let us be in peace!
They won't let us be in peace!
Why did you push me away?
Some sort of magic?
Some sort of magic?
Hey! Don't! –Don't! Listen to me!
Don't, come here!
Don't, come here!
Fool!
Don't! –Trying to scare me?
Let's get away from here!
Few months before...
Few months before...
It's stinking to high heaven. Why are you pinching your noses?
Why can't one of you go in and check?
Who? That's the question. –Someone go and check.
I want to pee badly. –I feel like giving you an earful.
Shut up! –Why can't a man go in and check?
Shut up! –Why can't a man go in and check?
You like kindling the fire at the worst of times!
Teacher, shall we both go in and check?
Teacher, shall we both go in and check?
You are a bigger pain than this smell! Move aside!
No one needs to take the trouble. The right person has arrived.
No one needs to take the trouble. The right person has arrived.
Who?
Anosmic Jothi.
She can't smell right from birth.
She can't smell right from birth.
Let her go in and check. We can watch the fun from here.
Sir, why are you standing here? –Nothing.
The bathroom stinks. No one wants to go in and check.
The bathroom stinks. No one wants to go in and check.
I believe you can't smell.
We thought you could go in, check and let us know the problem.
We thought you could go in, check and let us know the problem.
Devil! Have you toldthe whole world?
You're dead meat! Okay, sir. I'll go in and check.
Okay.
You're carrying a dead dog like a newborn?
It's life too, sir. –I'll call the corporation.
It's life too, sir. –I'll call the corporation.
They will send someone to bury it. –No need, sir.
They will throw this dog in the bin.
They will throw this dog in the bin.
I'll bury him. –Do so before the DO arrives.
God bless you. See you.
God bless you. See you.
Only anosmic Jothi can carry a dead animal.
Only anosmic Jothi can carry a dead animal.
We can't even lift a dog that is alive and kicking!
If I ever have another birth, I wish to be born like you.
If I ever have another birth, I wish to be born like you.
Because your sense of smell is excellent.
Because your sense of smell is excellent.
Only I know the emotional trauma I go through with anosmia.
India's future is in the beak of my parrot.
India's future is in the beak of my parrot.
Come on!
Pick a lucky card for Damodaran who has come in good faith to us.
Pick a lucky card for Damodaran who has come in good faith to us.
Don't hesitate. Pick a card.
You won't pick without getting your due!
Kubera, the Lord of wealth, has come to clear your confusion.
From this second, every step you take will give you the right break.
From this second, every step you take will give you the right break.
You are used to walking in the sidewalk now.
You'll be whizzing past in a Benz by next month.
You'll be whizzing past in a Benz by next month.
Hereafter, you..... You can go now! Pay me, I say!
Good morning, madam. Please sit down.
How much for parrot astrology? –Rs20.
How much for parrot astrology? –Rs20.
How much is the parrot? –What?
This parrot is not for sale. –Then I won't spare you.
This parrot is not for sale. –Then I won't spare you.
You were born with 6 senses and you're torturing a bird...
...that only has 3 senses. You lie through your teeth.
...that only has 3 senses. You lie through your teeth.
Wretched man! You feed it a single grain and mint money.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Poor thing! Not knowing its future, it got stuck with a brute like you.
And you're using it to predict people's future?
And you're using it to predict people's future?
If you have the guts, why don't you try tiger astrology instead?
Good lord! –Can you?
Good lord! –Can you?
Even if you do, will you be able to get any losers?
Moron!
Moron!
You've named her Sudhandira Dev .
But you have her caged like this, you fool!
Freedom doesn't apply only for humans.
Freedom doesn't apply only for humans.
It's meant for all living things. –Sudhandira Devi!
It's meant for all living things. –Sudhandira Devi!
Why are you spoiling my livelihood?
You're torturing a life and living off it!
You're torturing a life and living off it!
Instead, you can.....
In that singlesweeping glance of hers...
In that singlesweeping glance of hers...
She uprooted me...
She uprooted me...
In that breezy bewitchingglance of hers...
In that breezy bewitchingglance of hers...
She uprooted me...
She uprooted me...
Like someone who heardthe national anthem...
She made me stand still...
My stride is so light...
My stride is so light...
I fly like the dustin delight...
I smile to myself...
I smile to myself...
I walk with a rushof adrenalin even in solitude...
I walk with a rushof adrenalin even in solitude...
You and I make us...
You and I make us...
In my nerves and veins,there's a new chemistry...
In my nerves and veins,there's a new chemistry...
Like a gale,blood gushes in every artery...
Like a gale,blood gushes in every artery...
This is warfare,in love, all is fair...
This is a sound, a roarmy heart in uproar...
This is a sound, a roarmy heart in uproar...
Makes me lose control,body, mind, heart and soul...
With a plan, I'll circleyou in this life...
With a plan, I'll circleyou in this life...
In that enchantingglance of hers...
She uprooted me...
She uprooted me...
Fish gravy smells super!
Fish gravy smells super!
I don't know what this is.
A sweet cyclonestormed into me...
A sweet cyclonestormed into me...
My atoms doubledin my besotted body...
My heartbeat tripled quirkily...
Second and minutequadrupled quickly...
Second and minutequadrupled quickly...
Her eyes are beautiful...
Love chants the 5th Veda...
Love chants the 5th Veda...
You are not a girl in stature...
You are energy,the 6th element of nature...
Knowingly I lose myselfin glimpses of her...
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