Whipped (Bucin)

ANDOVI DA LOPEZ, 25 YEARS OLD ACTOR, DATING BUT NOT WHIPPED

TOMMY LIMMM, 24 YEARS OLD, ACTOR, ENGAGED

CHANDRA LIOW, 26 YEARS OLD DIRECTOR, SINGLE

JOVIAL DA LOPEZ, 29 YEARS OLD, SCRIPTWRITER, DATING FOR FOUR YEARS

PATIENCE IS KEY

Welcome to the anti-whipped class.

This class will help you set yourself free

from being a slave of love.

For our first meeting,

we will learn about patience.

Patience is the key to a healthy relationship.

What is going on?

Why are we tied up?

My head is spinning.

Did they drug us?

I think so.

"What are you doing?" Kirana, 20 minutes ago.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Where's my phone?

No bulge in your pants.

Why would you look for a bulge in my pants?

For your phone.

The first rule of an escape room:

no phones inside the escape room.

No phones?

"Why aren't you answering?" Kirana.

Tommy, your fiancée is also looking for you.

What should I say?

That's my fiancée! Why are you the one replying?

What is going on?

Can I reply to my girlfriend?

Can you let us go?

Sure.

As soon as you escape from this room.

And my name is Vania.

It's time to learn.

Guys!

This is too easy.

This is an escape room. I'm a master of escape rooms.

We have to escape from this room.

Thank you, Chandra. We know the concept of an escape room.

Look at the words. "Patience is key." Over there is a door.

-It opens with… -A key.

-And the key is… -Patience.

So we need to find…

-The key. It's the key. -Patience. It's patience.

-It's patience! -It's the key.

The key is patience.

-Hey, Jo! -Shit, guys. Violence is not the key.

Jo, patience is the key.

Maybe the key is under the chair!

Chan, no.

Patience is the key!

Tommy! Can you stop saying that?

It's like you're doing a retake. I'm a director.

There's nothing under my chair.

Did you guys check your pockets?

There's something in mine.

-Nothing in mine. -Nothing.

I don't have pockets.

That means the key is in your pocket, Tom.

Which pocket, Tom?

The left one. But how do we get it?

With a mouth. But whose mouth?

-Yours, Jo! -Chandra!

-No, you do it! -Andovi!

Fine! I'll do it. For Kirana.

Okay.

Dov! Dov! It tickles!

Dov!

-Is this the key? -Those are my balls!

Move it to the right, okay?

Dov, how do I move my balls from left to right?

-Just try! -Tom! I'll help you get it out.

-What? -The key.

Right.

HELLO?

I'll hold his pants in place. One, two, three!

Kirana just texted.

She doesn't seem happy.

-Tom, do you have a hard-on? -Yeah. Wait. No!

Are you crazy? What's this hard thing?

-The key. -Keys don’t come in this size!

-Why is it so small? -It's above average.

If someone was rubbing your balls, wouldn't you get a hard-on?

-I'm a guy, Tom! -I can only see hair from up here!

You're giving a head to text your girlfriend back.

-You're whipped. -Shut up! I'm doing this for us.

Chan, it's almost out. Tom, be ready. One, two, three!

-Yes! -Get it out.

Come on! Get it out, Tommy!

Tom, those aren't door keys. They are your car keys!

Relax.

If I don't text Kirana back, she'll think I'm up to something weird.

Dov, Dov, Dov.

Look at what you just did. You're obviously up to something weird.

I'm doing this so we can get out!

Guys! I'm a master of escape rooms.

Chan, shut up. Listen to me.

Just calm down.

-I can't. -Everyone be quiet!

Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. Just for one minute!

Trust me.

Congratulations. You've passed the first test.

Where's my phone? I need to reply to Kirana.

I have to reply to Julia!

You'll have it in a moment.

What's wrapped around your bodies is a--

Heart rate monitor.

No, it's a heart rate monitor.

Master of escape rooms.

That's right, Jo.

If you are patient,

your body will relax,

and your heart rate will slow down.

-And the door-- -Will open.

The key is to just be patient. That can be challenging,

but the results will always be rewarding.

That's enough for today. See you in the next class.

-Indra. -Yes, Ma'am?

My phone! My phone!

Guys, I actually already knew that it was a heart rate monitor.

What is this class? I want to quit.

Excuse me.

Remember the agreement.

There is a clause regarding termination of contract.

There is a fine.

That's right. Dov, let's just continue, okay?

Believe me, you need this class. Andovi, you're whipped!

Jo.

I'm not whipped.

Hello, my baby!

-Hello. -Hello.

Could you move your car?

I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She's coming out.

I see. All right.

Excuse me, Sir. Can you go around first?

I won't be long, really.

Hey, jackass! Move!

Sir, I'm really sorry. You said it wouldn't take long, but where is she?

-Are you saying my girlfriend's a liar? -I didn't say that.

Don't be selfish.

The cars behind you are honking.

Hurry up!

I need to use the bathroom.

Why are you honking?

You care so much about honking.

Now I'm honking too.

This guy is nuts.

The people behind are honking because you're not moving.

-What are you honking for? -Mind your own business!

This is my business!

I've been patient with you.

I asked you to move, but you refused.

Are you uneducated? Go to school! Educate yourself!

What's going on?

Are they shooting La La Land?

Kiki!

Baby.

Finally, she's here.

Baby. Why were there only two missed calls?

-I'm sorry I'm late. -It's okay, Kiki.

I will die everyday

Waiting for you.

Baby? Baby! Baby! Baby, hey!

Because I will die everyday waiting for you.

Die!

Baby!

Whipped!

I'm late!

Sorry I'm late!

That's okay. We were looking at these.

Aren't they cute?

Wait a minute.

What's the difference between these two reds?

This is oxblood red.

This is crimson red.

What? What about just red?

Oxblood red and crimson red are quite similar.

There's not much difference. But crimson red is slightly lighter.

As for the one you call "just red", well, that's another color entirely.

Why would you ask that, Commy? That's common sense.

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was common sense.

So which one would you choose, Commy?

If you don't choose now, I won't eat.

And I'm very hungry.

All right.

Actually, I already know which one I want.

But I just want to make sure

your choice is the same as mine.

Are we made for each other?

This question is a trap. What should I do?

Julia!

Why don't we just eat some food first?

Commy.

I mean, Tommy, let's just decide now.

To help ease things up.

I've got an idea.

Let's close our eyes and point to a color.

I will count to three.