Ishq Na Hove Rabba

Everyone is aware of the love story..

..where Shahjahan built Taj Mahal for Mumtaz.

The story we are about to talk about today too is a love story.

But the way of displaying love is a little different.

Not only these two accused got charged for what they did..

..they also managed to shock the department with it.

This is Kamaini along with cameraman Gurpreet for Jagbani TV.

You are a senior officer of Punjab police.

So, you know what crime means..

..and how a criminal should be treated, right?

No FIR, no investigation?

There has to be a reason for letting them free.

There is a reason to be a suspicious.

There is no reason, sir.

I know what crime means.

And I also know how to treat a criminal.

What they did is indeed a very big crime.

But they aren't criminals.

Down with Principal sir!

What do these students want?

What do they want?

Nothing but trouble. They are causing havoc in the college.

They keep shouting slogans.

They keep shouting slogans against you and me.

'He is Principal Sidhu.'

'The principal of this college.'

'He loves his students.'

'And he also had a weakness.'

'He enjoys eating chicken in the evening and some liquor to digest it.'

Down with the college management!

Down with the principal!

Down with the chairman!

The way college management is cheating us students..

'Sherjit, a NRI Jat.'

'He is a student leader.'

'He is overdramatic.'

'He has a twisted brain.'

We won't tolerate this injustice.

Look over there!

Zorawar is ready to die for us students.

If they don't fulfill our demands then I will jump off this building.

Just make sure you build a memorial for me over here.

'Zorawar, a rustic Jat.'

'Sherjit's best friend.'

'If his sharp mind unites with Sherjit's twisted one..'

'..then anything is possible.'

We will surely build you one.

But we won't give exam during valentine's week.

We won't.

- We won't, right? - We won't.

- What should we do, sir? - What can we do?

I keep quiet because of you.

Otherwise, I would have thrown them out of the college.

Don't worry, sir. Don't worry at all.

Worries cause heart attacks.

You don't even have a wife who can look after you.

Don't worry, sir.

I'll go and talk to them.

Wait! Silence, everyone. Sir is here.

Principal sir, what did the Chairman say?

Students, the discussion is on.

I suggest you increase the pressure.

Sir, we have someone ready to jump off a building..

..and you want us to increase the pressure?

Is this how one threatens to die?

Have you ever seen an owl?

Hang upside down.

Roll your eyes over.

It should look like he'll die for sure if we don't agree with your demands.

Sir, should we let our man die because of this?

Shut up. That's much better.

Shout louder.

I'll handle the situation inside.

We won't give exam during valentine's week.

We won't.

- We won't, right? - We won't.

Sir, I suggest that we should give in to their demands.

This isn't the final examination anyway.

Give in?

I am just suggesting that we postpone them for 10 days.

Someone ask them who fixes exam dates during valentine's week?

We have always been giving exams in the month of March.

The month of March is meant for useless stuff..

..like exams, audits, taxes.

Even bars give discounts on 31st March.

Yes, on 31st March.

But we spend the entire month worrying.

A valentine's week is just seven days long.

What do they do for seven days?

Mr. Chairman, the first day is the rose day.

On this day, flowers are offered to the goddess.

Girls are offered roses.

On the second day..

The girl expresses her feelings to the boy.

The boy expresses his feelings to the girl.

In simple words, requests are made.

The third day is the chocolate day.

Chalk-slate day?

No, sir! Not chalk-slate day.

Chocolate day.

On this day, girls eye the boy's wallet.

And their first demand is chocolate.

And the fourth day is Teddy day.

So please the girl and to express your love..

In simple words, to cajole and trap the girl..

..a bear, I mean a teddy bear is offered as a sacrifice.

The fifth day is..

the propose day..

On this day, they lie a lot.

I am ready to die for you, beautiful.

I will get you the stars.

Just tell me and I'll kill that person.

The sixth day is the kiss day.

After proposing, gifting flowers, chocolates and teddy bears..

..you finally reach the point where you deserve a kiss.

The seventh day is the valentine's day.

Everything goes well.

Everything is good.

Everything goes on smoothly, sir.

How will we and this country progress..

..if we keep writing exams on the valentine's day too.

I won't let that happen.

I am going to end my life.

I think you should just jump.

I don't think they will fulfill our demands.

I will give you a countdown of five.

- Five.. - Five..

- Four.. - Four..

- Three.. - Three..

- Two.. - Two..

- Two.. - Two..

- One and a half.. - One and a half..

- One.. - One..

Stop! Don't jump!

Students, chairman is ready to fulfill your demands.

Now your exams will begin after the valentine's day.

Long live Mr. Chairman!

How about some praises for me too?

I too worked hard.

Long live Principal sir!

Long live Principal sir!

'Kaimi, also known as Karamjit Kaur.'

'A local who behaves like a foreigner.'

'She has a lot of attitude.'

'But she is crazy about Zorawar.'

I don't know what kind of a girl will you like.

Find a hot, bombshell, beautiful girl for me.

- Over there. - Look over there.

I think you should find a beautiful girl for yourself, okay?

And what did you say, bombshell?

You can have a good time on Diwali all by yourself.

I am going.

Stop her!

Kaimi!

You want to propose me?

Go and propose to your mother.

'Amrit Kaur.'

'Soft features but hot-tempered.

'Rustic Jatti.'

'She is very close to Sherjit.'

Find someone for him as well.

We will have to find someone dumb for her.

- Hello? - She needs to be a babe!

Yes.

He kept following me like the Vodafone dog for three years.

And now you want a babe?

No girl will even talk to you.

And you want a bombshell for yourself?

What bombshell?

This monkey kept saying that I'd commit suicide..

..if they don't postpone the exams.

When you cannot give the exams then how will you give your life?

Why did you get on top of the water tanker?

Do you think you are Sholay's Dharmendra?

Even I know about these western festivals.

Here you are looking for someone to replace me.

Replace you?

Everyone in the college knows that I have a girlfriend.

You are my girlfriend.

But these friends of mine.. they too want a girlfriend.

So I try to fulfill the students needs.

If you have a girlfriend then why twist your moustaches during the strike?

But I don't have a moustache, baby.

I mean why were you acting as their leader?

There should be no exams during the valentine's day.

Is it a crime to be a leader?

Is it a crime to fight for our rights?

- Jeeta, my friend, he too needs a girlfriend, doesn't he? - Really?

We were trying to find one for him. A babe.

Everyone should have a friend like you.

He was proposing them in my place.

Jassi addresses you as his sister-in-law.

Now I too want someone I can address as sister-in-law.

We were trying to find a beautiful girl for him.

Right?

Yes, of course.

My friend takes good care of me.

I don't look beyond the feet of any girl other than you.

I can tell which girls here wear anklets and which don't.

Of course.