Hello, It's Me

Come on, guys.

Come on, kick it, Milo!

Go, go! Go! Oh!

A little help, honey?

Sure.

I got it! I got him!

- I got him! I got him! - (GROANING)

Go! Go! Go!

Go, go, it's all you!

Go, Milo!

Goal! - Yes!

World Cup champions!

That's it!

- Goal! - (GRUNTS)

Goal!

- Goal! - Yay!

- You're next, Annie! - No, I am not next.

You're not allowed to throw me into the goal. No.

No.

I hope we got all that.

Last day of summer.

Anything else to say before I turn this off?

Just that this has been the best day of my life.

You say that every day.

'Cause it's true.

You are seriously the cheesiest person I have ever met.

And that's why you love me.

I know.

- (CAMERA BEEPS) - Oh, battery's dying.

Say goodbye to summer.

Bye.

I guess we should pack up.

If you don't mind, I'm going to take the boat out one more time.

Okay. I'll see you at home.

- Love you. - I love you.

Mommy, could I have a cookie now?

Not until your Dad gets back from sailing, okay?

Hey, it's me.

I just put the kids to bed.

It's getting late and I'm worried about this storm. Where are you?

Andre?

Yes.

No.

Mom, the cookies are burning!

What? Oh, no!

Oh, shoot!

Oh, no. Shoot!

Oh, my gosh.

Great.

Now I'm a batch behind.

What?

- Nothing. - Oh...

I promised I would take you and Maddy to the mall, didn't I?

Okay. Okay, no, I can make this work.

Okay.

You know, Maddy just texted me.

She said she can't make it.

Really?

Okay, well, maybe you could have her come over and just kick the ball around?

Soccer tryouts are next week, aren't they?

I don't know. I'm not trying out.

You're not?

I thought you changed your mind.

I bought you those cleats.

I don't need them.

Maybe you could spend the money on, let's see...

Tickets to ComicFest?

Oh, sweetie, not this again.

Well, tickets just went on sale like five minutes ago.

If we don't hurry, it'll be like...

I told you, you're not going until you're older.

Technically, I'm older than the last time I asked.

Not quite yet.

Okay, okay.

Hey, since you're staying, do you think I could get some help?

I'm so far behind.

Please.

Come on, you used to love baking with me.

You used to love baking.

I'm hungry.

I know. We'll stop and get something to eat

as soon as I drop these off.

Or I can have a cookie.

Uh, no, sweetie, these are for work.

Daddy would've let me sneak a cookie.

Dad would've taken me to ComicFest.

I know. I wish he were here too.

Can we go to the beach on the way, Mom?

No, I really have to do this for work, sweetie.

There's not enough time.

Come on, it's on the way, just five minutes.

Please? Please?

Okay.

Real quick. Okay.

Let's get this up, guys.

Yes! In you go.

Daddy loved it here.

I loved it here, too.

I can't believe it's been two years.

Can we watch the video?

Sweetie, there's not really time. We have to get going.

But Mom, I want to see Dad.

Okay.

Just that this has been the best day of my life.

You say that every day.

'Cause it's true.

You are seriously the cheesiest person I've ever met.

And that's why you love me.

I miss him.

I miss him, too.

- Say goodbye to summer. - Bye.

Come on.

- Mom. - Yeah, sweetheart?

How could you let me have hair so stupid?

You mean the "I have to have this hairstyle

or I'm never speaking to you again" hair?

I'm so sorry.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

What do all of those lights mean?

It means we have to call a cab.

Can I go collect some rocks?

Five minutes. Stay where I can see you, okay?

- Okay. - (ENGINE CRANKING)

Oh...

Milo, come on. The cab's here.

Everyone is here, James.

What kind of host arrives late to his own party?

The kind that doesn't care about...

- (TIRES SCREECHING) - (ANNIE SCREAMING)

Oh!

Are you okay?

Are you all right?

What's the matter with you? What were you thinking?

I'm so sorry. You must've been in my blind spot.

We were right behind you. That's not a blind spot,

that's a "pretty sure you were on your cell phone" spot.

Technically, yes I was on my phone,

but I was on a speakerphone, so totally legal.

- So you're a lawyer. - No.

No, not a lawyer.

Okay. Well, it doesn't matter.

All right. You should just be more careful next time.

- Yeah. You could've killed us. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I'm glad I didn't,

and I'm glad that you're all okay.

Well, we are. Unfortunately...

Yeah. What exactly is all this?

It's an entire day's pay, that's what it is.

Well, let me cover the cost of that, please.

No, thank you. I don't want your money.

What?

Nothing, I just, uh...

I don't hear that very often.

Well, you're hearing it now.

You need to be more careful.

- There are a lot of kids around here. You're right.

Want one?

Mom makes a lot of fancy stuff,

but her cookies are the best in the whole world.

And this one didn't even touch the ground.

Well, thank you very much, young man.

Would you at least let me drive you to wherever you wanna go?

This is our cab.

Well, let me cover the cost of the cab.

- No, thank you. - I insist.

Okay.

This is for the fare.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Really? Okay.

Whoa!

Is this where Batman lives?

- Hi, Ericka. - Hi.

Milo, Ella, there is a room at the end of the hall

with a fully-loaded Xbox.

And I'll bring you guys something to eat in a few minutes, okay?

Sweet!

Can't I just stay in here?

Just give me and your mom a few minutes. Okay, sweetie?

Come on, Milo, I'll kick your butt at the dancing game.

You said a bad word!

It's only a bad word if you're seven.

Cool. Then I'll say it when I'm eight!

Hey.

What happened?

We stopped at the beach, and then the car wouldn't start,

and then some rich guy almost hit us with his gazillion-dollar car.

James, I thought you'd never arrive.

Mother.

I want to introduce you to a new friend of mine.

Oh, you're on a date? That's great!

Does that mean I'm going to have a new daddy?

Don't be ridiculous, James.

- She's for you. - Oh.

Her name is Susan Slater.

She went to Sarah Lawrence and she's perfect.

Is this someone you actually know?