Good Behavior

What's this? Heroin.

Tiffany found your fine china.

It is against the law for you to be with your son.

You really think it's a good idea

For you to be seen with him in public?

If you don't find her and send her back to jail in the next 24 hours,

You're fired.

When i want to get high,

The only thing to replace that need

Is doing other crazy shit.

Like stealing.

Someone stole $200,000.

No shit.

$211,000, to be exact.

Yeah, it's fine. You go over there.

I am going over here.

No. It's all good. Just stay there.

And think about what you did to my sister.

Oh, my god.

And about your lies after.

And when you see her at our family dinner,

Which she generously invited you to,

You can continue lying.

For the millionth time, i did not take the money!

What would you think if you were me?

I would think about getting some really expensive therapy

To address my trust issues.

Can you see me in therapy?

Maybe i will leave you here

And will go back to ask your friend christian.

You mean my parole officer?

If he knew i took that money, i'd be in jail.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He's your ex-parole officer. He quit.

You encouraged him to quit.

Is he as good a liar as you?

Is your story safe with him

When someone like me demands the truth?

Here, just take it.

Take it. Come on.

Don't be gentle. Turn it inside out.

Rip out the lining if you want to.

Nothing is gonna make that money appear.

If i stole $211,000, i would have jacob.

It might be enough money

To buy him off my mother for good.

Start a life with him somewhere else.

So, that's why i'm taking you home.

No, because i don't have the money.

So why am i taking you home?

Because i have $1,000, which gets me one day,

Which is better than nothing.

And what is different from last time?

What?

From the last time you went home.

It did not go well. You called me to come get you.

Just because i can't make a life in that town

Doesn't mean i don't want jacob.

Okay, so how will you make sure

It doesn't get all...Up again?

Hmm? What will you do differently?

I thought you would help.

But you really don't have to.

I know.

wait. Wait.

One more time.

I'm a private chef.

One of my clients asked me to cater an event for her.

You were hired as a waiter at that event.

You dropped a tray. Your manager yelled at you.

I defended you.

We stayed and ate all the leftover dessert

Together until the sun came up.

No, we didn't.

We did not stay and eat all the leftover dessert

Together until the sun came up.

I thought you wanted details.

I want good details.

What kind of event was it?

I don't know.

This is my mother. You have to take this seriously.

Like you did with my nieces? Exactly.

You told them you deleted vaginas from instagram.

Right. That's a good detail.

But you made it up on the spot. We didn't agree to that detail.

I would never agree to that detail.

Great. And i'm asking you to agree with me on details,

Because clearly you can't come up with them on the spot like i can.

You have to know your story.

I always know my story.

This is different.

People ask follow-up questions

When you don't kill them in the first five minutes.

What kind of event was it?

I don't know.

The raleigh-durham philanthropic society.

I donated my services.

Stop trying to fit in that philanthropy bullshit.

People like it.

My mother will see through it. It's completely unrealistic.

Fine. Then you decide what is realistic.

Please, letty, what is realistic?

We met at a bar mitzvah.

We met at a bar mitzvah.

Perfect. That's all you say.

I'll do the rest of the talking.

Who are you?

Ashleigh. I'm the babysitter.

Oh.

Who are you?

The mother.

Oh.

Where's estelle?

Her and rob went to the lake.

What time will they be back?

She said 6:00.

Where's jacob?

He's in the kitchen.

Jacob? He has his earphones in.

How much are you getting paid?

40 bucks.

I'll give you $60 and you'll get the day off.

For what?

To let a mother spend a day with her son.

Aren't you a meth head?

Hi.

Hi.

I bet you have a boyfriend, right?

Right.

What do you think your boyfriend's doing

While you're busy here?

Playing "madden."

He told you that?

I made that mistake once.

Know where he was?

Dick deep in my bestie.

Xander wouldn't do that.

Yeah, but would your bestie?

I can't just leave.

I'm supposed to take jacob to baseball.

I'll take him to baseball.

You're not allowed to be around him.

Look, i'm sure estelle told you that.

But i'm his mom, and i love him.

And estelle made up that meth-head bullshit.

I mean, do i look like a meth head?

No.

So you tell me, what's it gonna take

To get you back on xander's dick

Before that skank gets there first?

$80?

Are those jimmy choos?

No. Up!

i'm sorry.

it's hard the first time.

Yeah, it is hard. It's hard the second time, too.

Oh, hey, mom.

Hi.

I died.

Hey, baby.

Come on, jacob, let's go!

Whoo! Come on, buddy, you got this!

I hate this game.

why doesn't he throw the ball so he can hit it?

don't they want to play?

in -- in -- in soccer, we play.

and why are the others just standing there?

How is this a sport? In america, cheerleading is a sport.

cheerleading takes athleticism and skill.

Here we go!

Ugh. Jacob! Bring it in.

What has he done wrong?

hey, it's okay!

Let's go! Run it in! Run it in! Run it in! Come on.

boo!

Boo!

sorry, kid.

Whatever.

I know you wanna impress your guests.

But what's worse -- them seeing you not play,

Or them seeing you choke again?

Who are those guys, anyway?

Just friends.

From where?

Uh, life.

Jacob, who are those people?

She told me not to tell you.

What the heck does that mean?

She knows people like you freak out

When they meet somebody like her.

Like who? She's my aunt.

i've met aunts before.

But she's a model. A model?

She's super famous.

She's hot, but i've never seen her before.

Yeah, you have.

No, i -- i know models.

You play "grand theft auto," right?

Yeah.

Well, they designed all the prostitutes after her.