My Little Sentimental Friend (多情種)

"PERFORMANCE IN PROGRESS, NO VISITOR ALLOWED"

VIOLET LAM, KAN YEE-CHING, CHO TAT-WAH, LAI ON-YI, WONG KA-HEI, ANNA NG

ALBERT LAW, MEG LAM, TAM KIT-MOEY, OUYANG SHA-FEI, ANNETTE SHAM

Excuse me... Urgent matter... Thank you.

Excuse me... Happy occasion...

Rocky, where are you going?

Home.

- Excuse me, happy occasion... - Rocky.

Charlie, what's up?

The moment I see you, I know I'm safe.

When you find me, I know bad luck found me.

Don't say that.

It's my first year anniversary with Mary tonight.

Why are you looking for me now?

I have to.

There's a million-dollar commercial.

Hello.

The director is throwing a fit. He said the actor is lousy.

I thought of you right away. I only need two hours.

- How about I give you half a day next week? - No, it has to be now.

I can't. I haven't prepared anything tonight. No.

I'll get Mildred to help you.

Mildred is not my wife. She's yours. How is she going to help?

So you put your wife before your best buddy?

Charlie, I only have one wife. I have many good friends. Think about it.

Hey... Are you helping or not?

It's not that I don't want to help. I'm saying next week.

Have you forgotten what you said in first grade?

What did I say?

You said we are brothers. I could go to you if I ever need help.

We'll talk about what happened at first grade later. Bye for now.

If I'd known you have no loyalty,

I wouldn't have helped you beat up Toothless Dog.

And you wouldn't be able to play the triangle now.

Charlie Wan? Who's Charlie Wan?

- Who's Charlie Wan? - It's me...

- You're Charlie? - Yes... Thank you.

I'm working on it.

I got him... I'll be there in five minutes. See you.

What did I say in first grade?

Loads. Let's go. I'll tell you on the way.

- I'll only be there for two hours. - No problem...

Action!

No matter how well you are groomed,

without "Maha", you are still a caveman.

No matter how casual you dress,

with "Maha", you're irresistible.

- So, use "Maha"... - Cut! What the hell is going on here?

Tell Rocky, we have to do this over again.

- You promised. What am I going to say now? - Charlie.

Okay, bye for now.

Please fix this.

Dude, I've told you again and again.

You've to eat the banana peel too.

How can one eat the banana peel?

The gweilo said eating the peel would make you look more like a caveman.

The one telling others to eat the banana peel is the caveman.

Tell him to hurry.

I'm a person, not a caveman.

There's no way I eat the banana peel.

What's with the two of you!

The gweilo is furious. Get going now.

Hey! Are you having a meeting there or what?

- Work's done if you eat the banana peel. - It's alright...

You get to go home and celebrate your anniversary. What do you say?

I will eat the banana peel.

Look, if he makes another mistake,

I'll have you eat all the NG film, alright?

He will make it. Darn you!

What's that?

Means you're smart.

Action!

No matter how well you are groomed,

without "Maha", you are still a caveman.

No matter how casual you dress,

with "Maha", you're irresistible.

So when men use "Maha",

women will be charmed. Maha!

Even caveman is charmed.

Cut!

Hey! Great! You did it. Fantastic. Wonderful!

My boy! Well done! Great! Wonderful!

You're really great. Let me embrace you, my boy.

Darn you...

- Darn you... - Put me down...

Darn you...

Thank you very much. Hey, nice!

Hi, Lora.

Is my bouquet I ordered yesterday ready?

Yes, Robert.

It's Rocky.

It's the same. Is this for your girlfriend?

No, I'm married.

It's my first anniversary today.

Oh, I remember now. Your wife is... She's Sally, isn't she?

It's Mary.

The red flowers represent passion. The purple ones, romance.

That will do. Here, count it.

- I'm going now. Bye-bye. - Bye.

Send my regards to your wife, Julie.

Okay. Bye-bye...

What? Where to get the best wig?

I want to know too. Why don't you check the Yellow Pages?

Hello, Doctor IQ.

Why are you so happy? Have you found out what to do after 19977.

No, today is my first anniversary.

First anniversary. No wonder you're happy.

- After the seventh, you'll be just like me. - Why?

You'd rather stare at the TV.

Never. My wife and I are very much in love. Bye-bye.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey

Mary, honey...

What are we having tonight?

"TO MY DEAR COMPANION"

Mary is really special. Even her gift is full of creativity.

Rocky,

what I'm about to say is worse than when I rejected your marriage proposal a year ago.

But you are a reasonable man.

Marriage doesn't always last.

For the past one year of our marriage, I haven't been happy.

I don't know if it was you who couldn't make me happy,

or me, who doesn't appreciate it.

Rocky, I've decided to pursue my happiness.

I hope you'd understand there's a limited time to pursue happiness.

My lawyer will handle our divorce.

We might not be husband and wife. But we can still be friends.

Be cool about it. Bye-bye.

Mary, I know you were just kidding. I was scared to death.

- Happy Anniversary! - Happy Anniversary!

What took you so long?

Rocky, congratulations.

Brother, congratulations. A year went by just like that.

You only have decades more to go. Don't worry.

- Where's Mary? - Thank you.

Where's Mary?

She's... She's not at home.

Let me put the salad into the fridge.

She must be picking a present for you.

Women are very picky.

When Mary's home, we can open the champagne.

Don't wait up. She won't be home ever.

Why not?

Did Mr. Liew ask me to call him at his home? Thank you.

She... She wants a divorce.

How did this happen?

She said she wasn't happy being with me.

Don't be upset. We can still celebrate.

Really? Celebrate for what?

For regaining your freedom and being a bachelor again.

The water tastes like champagne.

It's champagne you're drinking.

- I think something is wrong with me. - What's wrong?

My salad tastes like fruit.

This is fruit salad.

Here... The pork chop's here. Fresh out of oven.

Rocky, this is the best piece.

The pork chop looks great.

Why do you stand up?

I need to go to the bathroom.

To eat pork chop?

To pee.

Do you eat the pork chop while peeing in the toilet?

You cracked that joke when he got married.

He's divorced and you cracked the same joke.

I don't even know why it's funny.

I know it's not. But looking at how he is now,

I just want to keep it light.

Don't you pity Rocky?

What's there to pity? He gets to be a bachelor again. He's free!

No wonder you don't want to get married.

I only have faith in love.

See? They got married but are getting a divorce anyway.

Something isn't right with Rocky.

What is taking him so long?

Don't be ridiculous. He is not stupid enough to kill himself.

What?

Are you alright?

He swallowed the whole thing?

- No, look. There's one left. - One left.

Spit them out! Hurry...

- Spit what? - Spit whatever you swallowed.

I only had some fruit salad.

- Didn't you try to kill yourself? - I thought you were trying to murder me!

We thought you were trying to kill yourself.

Where's my migraine pill?

Gone.

My head hurts and I don't get to have a pill.

I'm going to bed.

It's so unfair.

Rocky loves Mary very much. Why did she leave him?

That's why I'd never love you too much.

Why not?

I'm afraid that you might leave me.

If I leave you, you'd be really pathetic.

I don't have to wait until then. I'm pathetic enough as it is.

Why is that?

I have three clients to entertain tomorrow.

One wants the most beautiful woman.

One wants the most beautiful man.