Just an Illusion (Juste une illusion)

- Good morning, Mr. Berger. - Good morning, Vincent.

Hi. I'm Vincent.

So, you're Anne-Karine.

- - Press it.

Press it. Press it!

- Press it! -

Can you touch my chain?

Don't touch this either. Get out of my room.

Clown.

- It's my room too. - Sorry?

I didn't... I didn't hear.

- It's my room too. - Yeah.

You're the clown!

Come here!

Vincent!

You're not so tough now, clown.

- You let go of me, I'll let go of you. - No, you!

- Okay, on three, we let go. - One, two...

three!

Aren't you in class?

No, my English teacher is absent.

And by the way...

it's my room, clown.

- Damn it! Come here! -

As part of opening the markets,

we have proceeded to a capital opening.

Who says capital increase,

says... modernization, computerization of the company.

Especially in this time of crisis,

we must therefore increase our capacities

in an increasingly competitive world.

- - I'm listening.

Hello. An urgent call for Sandrine.

- Who is it? - Sandrine.

Oh yes, she's here. Sandrine?

- Yes? - Apparently, it's for you.

For me?

Yes, for you. And it seems urgent.

Hello?

Mom!

Hang up.

Hang up, you idiot!

- (Vincent!) - Mom!

I want my own room, I'm begging you!

(That's enough! I can't talk to you. We're in a meeting.)

- Mom! - I'm going to kill you!

- Hang up that phone. - Mom!

- Hang up! - Mom!

Or I'll throw you out the window.

Hang up!

He's going to throw me out the window!

Well, let him throw you.

Excuse me, Mr. Laugier.

We're on the 1st floor, it's not high.

Ah!

The star dollar... The 10 francs are exceeded.

Economic-psychological barrier, the French feel it.

Our compatriots grasp the risks posed by the American currency.

That said, economists are...

You never answer at the office.

I had a complicated day.

I had quite a few appointments.

- - When will I get my room?

Soon, my darling.

- Did you do all your homework? - No, Arnaud fired me again.

If I had a place of my own...

In Morocco, we were five in one room.

That didn't stop us from studying and getting where we are.

Why not call your mother?

- She was in a meeting, too. - Oh, really?

Your mother has meetings now?

- - Oh no! Oh no, no.

Oh no, not at all. Mr. Dayan, you can't park there.

Actually, they changed the ground markings.

So your spot is number 38.

Yes, I know, but I've been parking in 26 for ten years.

Number 38 is under the trees. There are birds.

I know, but that doesn't authorize you to...

It's very abrasive. I spend a fortune on car washes.

Yes, I understand. But your spot is number 38.

I'm coming from a difficult workday.

The little one is tired. He's just come from judo.

The spot is free.

Yeah, I understand. But your spot, well, it's number 38.

I appreciate your listening skills.

We haven't progressed in the conversation.

- - Yeah, I know.

If everyone parked where they wanted...

- I have to... - Annoy you, yeah.

Mr. Dayan, I heard the end of that.

Yes, but there's also the little wall next to number 38.

I'm afraid of scratching the car, that's why.

Good evening.

- Hi, Mom. - Hi, honey.

The judo instructor called me three times.

What were you doing?

A meeting ran over.

Oh really? A meeting or an interview?

You didn't forget that tonight, I wasn't here?

Tonight?

- Where are you going? - Are you kidding? I'm

at my computer training.

You vaguely told me, three months ago, that you were thinking of signing up,

but never confirmed. - Yves, really?

You told me "I'm thinking of signing up", but didn't confirm.

Are you going to repeat that?

- So you're going out? - Oh listen, Yves...

Just admit things!

- You're presenting me with a fait accompli! - I'm presenting

you with a fait accompli? - Yes.

- A fait accompli. - Of what?

- But the accomplished fact! -

Why did you put that there?

I like funk. You put up whatever you want.

Yes, but I like rock.

Not that mush.

Your guys in gold Speedos sing like little girls.

- - So...

you ask me before putting stuff on my walls.

It's not your walls.

I have the right to put...

In your little square, above the bed.

Come on, get out of my room .

Come on, get out, you clown.

Are you going to be stuck on repeat?

It's always the same story with you!

You pretend to have forgotten!

I'm not pretending! Give me an example!

But I have ten examples!

- Give me one! - The dishwasher

is broken. You were supposed to take care of it.

Doing the dishes relaxes you.

Stop saying that it relaxes me!

I told you that once, five years ago! Don't repeat it!

No, you didn't tell me that five years ago.

- I'll fix it. - I'm calling Berger.

No, not Berger!

I don't want to see him at the house anymore.

- Then fix it. - OK.

I'd like to see that. You can't even change a lightbulb.

You blew the fuses for Building B and D.

B and D? No, Building B, yes.

- But not the... - Vincent!

Yes, yes, B and D.

There! Wait, what are you doing?

- I'm going out. - "Going out"...

Aren't you happy at home? Where are you going?

To the Berninis'.

- Again? - Don't be too late.

- Okay. - I'm calling Berger.

No, you're not calling Berger!

- Of course I... - You're not calling Berger!

I'm calling Berger!

No, you're not calling Berger! No!

- -

- Knock knock. - Can you eat here too?

Oh yeah, hot.

I reheated the lasagna for you. I'll leave it here.

Thank you very much, Mrs. Bernini.

My love.

- Yes? -

- How was work? - Very good.

Who's there?

Little Dayan.

- He comes here often. - Yes.

- Aren't you going to kiss me? -

Oh, that's yours, there.

Wow, I hate it when they do that.

At least you're safe there.

Yeah, you're right, I'm safe.

The water supply has been cut off.

I patched it up as best I could. Who did this?

He's no expert.

- So, it should hold now. - Mmh hmm.

But I have to order the part.

- Why didn't you let me know? - I should have.

"I should have"... Well, yes, "I should have."

Should I order the part?

- Yes, please, Mr. Berger. - Yes.

Come on, I've got better things to do. Say hello to your lady.

Yes, yes, I won't forget.

And Dayan, what's your seat number?

- 38. - 38.

Oh my, he's so annoying!

- Aren't you working today? - Yes.

Well, sort of. I have a meeting on the way to the office.

I don't know where you're going, but the perfume is nice.

What's your brother doing with his dyes?

He only wants black clothes now.

How cheerful. How am I supposed to wash?

Hey...

What's her name?

You're stressed, aren't you?

It's normal to be stressed.

I'm going to tell you a story.