Smartass

Let me get two bindles.

And don't fuck with me, I want the homie price.

You hear me?

I hear you

on the homie price, but you ain't no homie,

nigger.

Ah, I see.

Look what you just did.

Say nigger now.

Awe, look. You got something on your shoe, homie.

Bitch.

You good, baby?

Hugo.

Hey, buddy.

How's the trap shot business?

These guys are total suckers.

Ya know, I'm still waiting on my cut

from that custom van work I did.

It's rough out here, I got overhead.

You're such a shyster.

Hey...

You cool?

Yeah, you?

Yeah.

Hugo, come on, man.

You think you'll get to ride in a lowrider?

Maybe.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

Hey, get off my property!

Ninja skills, try me, bitch.

Give that back.

Nope, it's mine now.

What are you gonna do with that?

Keep it like a prize.

Otto, can you help me?

I almost got this, man.

Is that a condom machine?

That's disgusting.

Seriously, dude, if you don't shut the fuck up,

I'm gonna rip your fuckin' throat out.

Hey, thought smack was supposed to make you like,

sleepy and nice, not a douchetard.

You have room to talk.

You're like the biggest asshole alive.

Me?

Yes, you!

Fuck yes.

Motivational speaker.

I might kill you.

Awe, then you'd be so lonely.

No, I wouldn't.

What the fuck you lookin' at, motherfucker?

You want some of me, bitch?

Alright, motherfucker.

I should be a gang.

Just you, huh?

Mm-hmm.

One person can't be a gang.

Hey, no crushing my dreams, okay?

Okay, Fred, you're a gang.

What would your name be?

That's a good question.

I don't know yet.

Lobo.

Look, Efe, I can explain.

All you can do now is listen.

We have no place for you here, ese.

Your coming here disrupts my peace

and I, Lobo, I'm a peaceful man.

Wait, wait, Poco Efe, please, just wait.

Begging ain't gonna do you no good, homie.

$50,000, just $50,000 by tomorrow.

Come on, Efe, a little disruption

and my protection is worth at least $50,000.

Trust me, I'm good for it, Efe.

Shit'll be picked up at my brother's place

in Morieto tonight.

Just needs to be trailed.

I'll give you 24 hours for your 50,000.

And I'll take one of those.

Come on, Efe.

Do me a favor.

You want a favor?

You got 24 hours, ese.

Thanks.

My money, man, don't be trippin', homie!

Back the fuck up.

What's going on, Z?

Uh, there's like a disagreement

and a lot of racial slurs.

The fuck is this?

Nothing, gosh.

So we should probably, ya know, get outta here

- 'cause this... - Yo, you trippin', homie!

Yo, you need to back up off me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Freddie, Freddie.

Say somethin'!

I'm so over this shit.

Going back to Vermont.

Say somethin', homie!

- Say somethin'! - What?

Chuchu, please they're gonna kill me

and I need your help, baby.

Babe!

I'm here.

Lobo, I miss you.

Well, you're never gonna fuckin' see me again

if you don't fuckin' help me!

Why are you yelling?

'Cause he bit my fuckin' finger off

and he's gonna let these niggas kill me

if I don't get him this money.

Lobo.

Fuck, baby, what?

Nobody's gonna kill you.

Nobody's gonna kill you.

Just fuckin' help me.

Jose should already be there, just make sure

they stay with the fuckin' problem.

Okay.

Fucking fine, fuck.

I've only got 24 hours.

- Chuchu! - Come on, kill me, puta!

Kill me, kill me, come on, hey!

Puto!

Oh, almost!

I'll shine your shit right up your ass!

Give it to me.

Oh, you bitch!

Puto, fuck you!

Fuck, shit.

Anybody got better shit than Paolo, huh?

Now that is what you call a loaded question

'cause I,

you wanna hear no, but then that's a suspect answer

because I know that you wanna hear it.

Sit down. What are you doing?

Alright, now can I get the stuff?

Yes.

Yes, you can.

Alright, I'll wait for you here.

- You're fucked up. - You're fucked up.

I like him.

Okay, man, I'm done.

I'm done with you fuckin' bitches.

You say that you like my friend, Donny,

well, it's your lucky day.

Stand up, you fucking cunt.

Hey, Donny, take her, she's yours.

Fuckin' shit.

What the fuck are you doin' to me here?

Fuck.

Here ya go, I'll have the rest for you tomorrow, alright?

You're a good boy, Donny.

Thanks.

I hope nothing bad happens to you between these times.

You see, why you gotta say it like that

'cause now I think you want something bad

to happen to me.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

No.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do, man.

Way to fuckin' creep me out, alright?

I'm leavin'.

Hey, hey, hey, take Chuchu with you.

It's my gift.

No, no, no, no, she's like fuckin' half dead.

I don't want her, alright, you keep her, please.

Paolo does not take no for an answer and, um,

I don't want her anymore.

So, no Chuchu, no loan.

Ah, fuck.

Alright, fuck, fine, I'll take her.

Come on.

Hey, Donny!

Yeah?

- I like you. - What the fuck does that mean?

You like Venice too, look how she fuckin' ended up.

Correction, my friend.

I love Venice.

I only like you.

Right, yeah, of course.

Alright, come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Hey.

Taking his bag, alright?

It's got the papers in it.

Hey, I'll go with.

Z, tell Otto I got kidnapped by aliens.

Okay.

Hey.

What?

What were you gonna say?

Uh, just that,

I'm glad that you're traveling with.

Well, it was either you or Air Force One, so.