We Bare Bears

So then I messaged her,

"How about a sun-date this Sunday?"

Yeah, and? Never heard back.

I think I used too many emojis.

Aw, that's too bad.

So what are you guys doing today?

Nothing. Got anything in mind?

There's this really cool documentary about anime!

It's only five hours!

Huh? What was that?

Panda, stick your paw in there

and see what it is. What? No, you do it!

Uh, hey, there!

You okay?

Oh, my gosh! It's coming out!

What is that thing?

Aww! Aww!

It's a little kitty!

Oh, look at that face! Oh!

We have an Internet celebrity in the making!

It tickles!

Ahh. My body feels like fresh dough.

Ice Bear's cold heart is melting.

Wait a minute!

I'm allergic to cats,

and yet, I don't feel any different.

This cat is magical!

Can we keep it?

Ice Bear thinks we need more roommates.

Welcome to your new home, roomie!

This is where we spend most of our time,

you know, just chilling.

Now, this is my room,

A.K.A., the coolest room in the whole cave.

This is my room!

Sometimes this room is off limits,

but you're a VIP,

so the door is always open for you.

And here's the bathroom.

Ha. This is where the magic happens.

So here's my plan.

We get a couple pizzas, chips, some guac,

and watch a couple action films.

Best party ever! Wait.

This website says that cats only eat cat food.

I guess that makes sense.

Okay, to the grocery store!

Ha ha!

Wait, shouldn't he come with us?

He probably knows more about this than we do?

Ah, it's all good.

Let him adjust to his new home.

Aww! Aww! Oh, ho, ho!

How about Whiskers the Cat?

Nah, too simple.

How 'bout Tiger Claw?

Hmm, sounds a bit too evil.

Ah, you're right.

Okay, I think we can all agree

that Thunderbolt is still the best option.

We're home, little bud...

Wow! Cats grow up really fast!

It's a cougar!

Huh? There's more of 'em!

Whoa! It's not eating Thunderbolt or anything,

it's just treating it like it's her son or something.

But why would it do that?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Augh! It's headed for the kitchen!

Ice Bear's axe.

Ice Bear will avenge you.

No, no, no, no, no! It's too late, bro.

It's Cougartown!

Ah! Did I close my room?!

Phew! That was scary.

Well, there's no way they can open the door, so...

Uh, Pan Pan... Huh?

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Not the laptop!

I'm still working on my memoir!

Well, that was unnecessary.

I mean, it's just a first draft.

Oh, please, oh, no!

Miki-Chan!

Oh, Miki-Chan!

That's it!

They have gone too far!

Yeah! This is our home!

Ice Bear's casa, no es su casa.

But how are we gonna figure out how to get rid of these cougars?

Not a problem.

We'll just do some research!

Nope, no...

Nope, nope. Nothing on cougars.

But there's a ton of cat videos.

Huh. Well, cougars are just bigger cats, right?

Yeah, I guess. Well, then,

it's time to learn everything about cats.

Grizz to bros... Coast is clear!

Grizz, we're right next to you, I...

Pan Pan, Pan Pan, Pan Pan!

Ugh.

Panda to Grizz, hear you loud and clear.