Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Shut the f--- up, dude. - Hey.

- Dude, get the f--- out of the car!

- This isn't the right place for you.

Pack your stuff and leave the boat.

Thank you, God.

You're so adorable.

Emily, if something should happen to my wife...

Jesus.

This feels like D-list Quentin Tarantino characters.

- Is this our anniversary today?

- Yeah, made it through our first week.

Nico, girlfriend back home?

- We just recently started talking.

- Oh, so it's just fresh. - What about you there, Lauren?

- Single as a Pringle, let's put it that way.

This is, like, awkwardly romantic.

- Good night, Emily. - Night, night.

- Battle is on. No matter who wins,

friendship doesn't change. - Oh, no, no.

That tuna's f---ed.

Can you just take that away?

Cannot deal with this.

I just want to f---ing go home.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Oh, last day. Back to reality.

- What's cracking, yo? - We're working hard out here.

For real, though,

um, maybe have a chat with Sierra today.

She, like, broke down last night.

She was cleaning up and she was just like,

"I don't know if this is for me."

So she's thinking about leaving.

That would be f---ed.

Talk about two crew members down.

F---.

- She's just got to realize Ben in the kitchen is brutal.

- Coming. - Hey, baby.

- How'd you sleep? All right?

- I didn't go to bed until, like, 2:00,

but pretty good, though. - Sierra freaked out last night.

- 12 courses is really demanding.

I was intense.

It probably rubbed off on Sierra.

Hopefully we're in better frames of mind today

'cause there's a miraculous thing called sleep.

- I don't want her to become discouraged.

Maybe if you took her aside and said, "You know,

"last night, there was a lot going on.

You did a great job." - Absolutely.

- Hi. - Hey, baby.

- I miss you. - I miss you too.

What's going on? - It's been really crazy, Mom.

Like, the chef is a really intense person.

I really flipped out because I just was so overwhelmed.

- I'm pretty thick-skinned, but at the same time, like,

I need to have positivity around me.

- Yes, Mom. - I love you.

Love you too.

- Mostly bacon. - I have a mascarpone

and smoked salmon omelet. Would you like some?

- A little bit. - All right, we're gonna have--

- That's fantastic wrapping paper.

- I'm gonna give you two sheets of uncut $2 bills.

It's amazing.

- Hey, it's Sierra. Where would you like me?

- Please turn over laundry. - Copy.

- Hey. - Hey, baby.

- How are you? - Good.

- I think I should be more bashful

when delegating a part of my job.

- All good. - You good?

- Yeah. I'm just trying to chill and stick to myself.

- We've all been there, and I promise you,

I can't even f---ing explain to you

how many times I've been there.

We don't have to chat about it.

- Yeah. Thanks. - Yeah? Okay, cool. Cool.

- Mmm. - Quit eating my fruit, Emily.

That papaya is so good. - Is it?

Mm-hmm.

- I already know that tomorrow is gonna be f---ing epic.

Ooh, Trevor's not here.

This is the first night out we've had without him.

I'm not kidding myself. Like, I have a crush on Nico.

Like, I feel like he has a crush on me.

It's definitely mutual.

So I'm excited to see where things go.

- So just to let you know, there's a great bar near us

called Foxy's. It's, like, a local favorite.

Does that sound fun? - Let's go to Foxy's.

- Let's go to Foxy's. - Perfect.

- Hi, how are you doing? - I'm fine.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- So breakfast is wrapping up.

The guests are going off the boat.

You guys can both go for a dip.

- Oh, yay. - Nice, awesome. Thank you.

Okay?

It always drove me crazy when anybody ever thought

I was, like, too harsh of a leader.

I'm actually really lenient.

Let me take my break now

so that while you guys are swimming,

I'll be working. - Okay.

- Finally, I have two stewardesses

who are enthusiastic and willing to learn,

and for that kind of stewardess,

I will have all the time in the world and be so patient.

I'll be back.

Thank you.

All right, Lauren.

- Attention, all crew, all guests are off the boat.

- Emily and Sierra, if you want to go for a swim,

now is the time.

- Captain, is it cool if we join the girls

for a dip in the water? - Roger that.

- Emily reminds me of my ex, kind of.

Just, like, little, fun, outgoing.

She's hot. And if Kelley's not here

and if it's a competition that he wants,

then it's a competition that he gets.

- The battle is on. Work first,

friendship second, women third.

- I mean, he knows. He knows that, you know,

I'm gonna win.

- Yeah. Come on.

- All right, kids. Guests want to come back,

so everybody out of the pool.

- Hello, welcome back. Can I get you anything to drink?

- Can I get a vodka and something?

- Ken, you've got some big arms.

You're like one of those keg-throwing European guys.

- I can do push-ups. - I can do, like, two.

- I think we should make a bet.

You two guys for a push-up contest.

- Okay, it's on. Who loses gets a bikini wax.

We could do it in a V for valor.

- Valor. - I think I got you.

- No. - Oh, that's cool.

- Seriously, it's not gonna be pretty.

- Smell like lavender. - It's, like, an old wives' tale

that people respond to you better

if you put lavender oil on your hair.

I'm an emotional person, but I'm not gonna let

one temper tantrum from a chef

derail me from what I want to do.

- Well, I hope-- let's hope that works tonight.

- Kate, we were asking about getting some bikini wax.

We're gonna have a push-up competition,

and whoever wins loses... - Okay.

- One of the ladies that's with us gets to wax our chest.

It's pretty cool.

It's not strange for yachts to host spa parties.

So clearly, this yacht has hosted one before.

And thankfully, they left their wax.

- I'll know in, like, the first one

if I'm gonna--okay. - Okay. Legs.

- Okay. - Okay, go.

Two.

- It's like walruses mating. - Seven.

I'm f---ed.

- Yeah! - Yeah.

All right.

- That's gotta be heated up, right?

- Yeah. - I'll get a little bit

of my back waxed just to be a good sport too.

- Yeah, but we do it on your ass then.

- No problem. I got hair there too.

Okay, we have vodka.

Say good-bye to Jeremy.

- We have the mobile spa coming out.

- How can you have so much hair?

- It's very hot. You're gonna put it

in the direction the hair is growing.

and then pull the opposite way.

- In the direction-- - Hurry before it melts.

- Just watch the nipples. You'll rip a nipple off.

Not good. - Aww.

- And you have to do it quick. You have to let it rip.

- One, two. - Just f---ing do it.

- Three! - Ahh!

Ugh, God.

- Rip fast. - Ahh!

Did it hurt?

- What the hell's wrong with you?

- The look of pain on Jeremy's face

broke my heart a little bit...

- Yeah, look, there is blood coming out.

Now he's bleeding. - Oh, my God.

When I got done laughing.

You did it.

- You deserve that. Well done.

- I deserve a kiss on the cheek.

- Yeah. - Aww, well done.

Yeah!

Now bless my back fat.

Whoa.

We're gonna need more wax.

Did you really want to do it?