Better Late Than Never

Europe.

Birthplace of western civilization.

And the world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.

Yeah!

They're back.

Get in the tank.

Four living legends...

Hey, toro!

Saddle up again...

Wow!

For a European adventure

they'll never forget.

I can't even look at it.

Starring TV superstar...

Whoo!

Henry Winkler.

Ow, Bill, Bill! Bad wrist, bad wrist!

Watch it, kid. I've got you.

Cultural icon...

I'm trained to kill. I really am.

William Shatner.

NFL Hall of Famer...

Time out!

Terry Bradshaw.

Ooh!

Former heavyweight champion...

God dang!

George Foreman.

No more learning.

And...

Oh, yeah.

Jeff Dye as the Sidekick.

Tonight...

We're looking for my ancestors.

Well, turn around, Bill!

I'm king of the castle.

- Is this place haunted? - No, ghosts live in it.

Oh.

Whoa!

Just when you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation.

Move, move, move, move, move!

Watch out. She'll bite you.

Better late...

I'm a Lithuanian warrior.

Than never.

Yeehaw!

Terry, we're getting out of here.

Today is the day that I go to Lithuania.

Selfie with the champ.

It's where my parents were born,

and it's an adventure I'm really

looking forward to doing.

Not Paris. Not even Moscow.

Not even Hawaii.

Bill has a connection to Lithuania.

I don't even know where Lithuania is.

It's near Belarus.

I don't know where that is, either.

Lithuania, guys.

Everybody now!

I feel familiar here.

I'm looking for the food that I ate as a kid.

My father's history, the culture,

- mother, my father... - Bill.

Watch that car.

That car is meaningless to me.

This is a roundabout.

Whoa, wait up, there.

What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're up on the curb, there.

Why is the oldest person on Earth driving?

He can't see. He's got cartaracts.

Cartaracts? Cataracts?

It's cataracts. Can't see a lick.

This is the greatest idea,

to allow me to come to this country

and explore my roots. Bucket list, check.

I hate that word, bucket list.

The top of my dreams, of desires,

of things I've wanted to do all my life.

Yeah, you mean your bucket list?

I mean my bucket list.

Sure, the guys are making jokes.

We're all having fun,

because Lithuania's a fun place.

But Lithuania also has a history that I know,

that my grandparents told me about.

The way the farmers work the fields

and the way the villages were.

And I wanna take them there and have that experience.

- Look at this. - Look at that.

This is something special.

So I'm taking these guys on a field trip,

an interactive museum,

to what a Lithuanian village must have looked like

during the time my grandparents were here.

All right, gentlemen.

Here is a replica of the way my father's family

must have lived.

- Your dad lived like this? - I think so.

This is an authentic experience,

wearing these clothes here in a farm village.

We're gonna have the whole experience.

Isn't this remarkable?

A farm village, how they must have lived

hundreds of years ago.

Oh, you get on this side.

A simpler time with simpler people.

Hey, you gotta be equal in weight to do that.

Really, very simple people.

I can't even look at it.

Pythagoras would have had something to say

about where the fulcrum is.

How did geometry get into Lithuania?

Well, look at that.

In honesty, this feels just like

some sort of elaborate hoax to get us to learn

something about history.

- Jeff? - Jeff, you okay?

Mom said come in. It's dinner time.

Do we have to?

It's the adventure of the past.

What was it like when our parents and grandparents lived?

This is what it was like.

My father would have said, "Mama, are you there?"

She would have said, "Get your ass in here!"

Joseph! Joseph!

My mother would say, "Get in here,

or I'll give you the brush!"

- That is really awful. - No, no, no, no, no.

When food was being placed on the table, I was there.

What kind of food?

Potato, always something fried,

chicken.

You grew up a pretty husky kid?

- No. - Did you have goulash?

- No. - Did you have pierogis at all?

We never invited them over. I don't... We didn't have...

- The Italian family? - I mean...

The Italian family? That lived near you?

- We didn't have any Italians! - The Pierogis?

No.

Guys, there's heaps of food in here.

Whoa.

And you can eat it, too.

Oh, wow. Look at the bread.

Look it here.

- The bread is a challa. - That's a challa.

For Friday night.

Man, that's some jam, here.

Is it good food, guys?

It's delicious.

The food is the kind of food

my grandfather would have eaten

in the old homestead.

I'm king of the castle here.

Yeah.

Who the heck is she?

- Yes. - Yes.

No.

- My chores? - Yes.

What a great idea.

I hate chores.

Move, move, move, move, move, move!

Who's this? On vacation, lady!

I go on vacation to get away from work.

These guys are filthy rich. Washing board.

You know what the washing board is?

No.

They don't understand any of this.

I know how to do this.

And they're all excited about the way

that people lived back then.

We grew up wanting to get away from this.

So I don't have to do these things.

- Is this your underwear? - Yeah.

You are no namby-pamby here, kiddo.

- Yeah. - Rub-a-dub-dub.

And then when you're finished with it,

and you've rung it out,

you'd put it on the clothes line.

Hey, look, I didn't come here

to watch Bill wash his underwear.

All right?

Look how clean it is.

Gross.

There's one place at the museum

that is a traditional Lithuanian spa,

if you wanna try that. Ooh.

I'm all in for that.

Spa day!

Woo hoo!

Thank God we're away from that mean lady.

This is probably it.

Hey, why don't you go in first?

Cool.

Hello?

Welcome.