Dirty Pair: Project Eden (ダーティペア 劇場版)

Shochiku Films

A Sunrise Japan and Shochiku Corporation Project

2141 AD

Mankind has achieved warp transportation

and has explored almost every part of the galaxy.

More than 3000 planets have their own government.

Space ships use a rare metal to fuel their warp engines

and reinforce their hulls.

This material indispensable for the latest technology was called...

VIZORIUM

Eighteen kilograms of 99.8 percent pure Vizorium.

Roughly 80,000,000 credits worth. Superb quality!

Once the deal is done, we can have all the wine and women we want.

I have a problem with wine and women.

Problem?

Yes... If I have too much of either I get a headache.

80,000,000 credits. I assume you brought them.

Your share is 16,000,000 credits.

What?!

Dealing in Vizorium is far more dangerous than actually stealing it.

Now hurry up and show me the goods.

Here it is. It's the real thing.

I want at least 20,000,000 credits.

18,000,000 credits.

18,000,000 credits? Hey, what should we do?

What the hell, deal!

Okay, don't spend it all in one place.

Don't move! I'm the 3WA!

You're under arrest for the theft and illegal sale of Vizorium.

Now be good boys and don't move.

Yuri, can you hear me? I'm done here.

Yuri?!

Yuri, you don't need to come because I'm finished here.

Are you listening?

Excuse me, don't think badly of me for this.

Son of a bitch!

Guess I'm late.

Uh, oh?

Uh, oh!

Oh, no!

The sound of red shoes Matenrou no rasenkaidan

Ascending a skyscraper's spiral staircase Noboru akai kutsu oto

In that 2 a.m. moon dance Gozen niji no moon dance ni

The outline of the town alighted, suspicious Ukabu machi ga ayashikatta

Silence

While glamorous nails dig into Kotae no nai door ni

A door from which comes no response Hanayaka na tsume o tatenagara

Safari eyes

The shootin' magic of alert eyes Sameta hitomi no shootin' magic

If you fall into a beautiful nightmare Suteki na akumu ochiteku nara

Go to a desert where candles burn Candle ga moeru sabaku e

There is no jealousy in the kiss of the stranger Jealousy no nai kiss of the stranger

Kiss of the stranger

Come on and take a shot

Just give it all you got

Until you reach the top

How come? Why?

Where is the bug in the mutation program?

The most outstanding characteristic of the mutation

is that it changes from its original character

to a totally different character. But why does the original character return

after the completion of the mutation program?

Is a reverse mutation possible?

I've spent 1 2,034 hours and 49 minutes to complete the hardware,

but the bio-soft is such a mess, it's not even funny.

Professor, stress is not good for you.

We've got a Chateau Filulmanse of Sortelne.

It's a superb Bordeaux 21 38 vintage.

If only I knew at what stage the reverse mutation factor occurred,

I wouldn't have to trace back to the beginning to do a simulation.

It's possible to find the cause within the squared GCD of

the number of mutations and the number of the factors.

If I can't find the cause using type E, I'll check with type D.

Then, by programming type F, it goes like this...

Professor? The Sortelne 21 38...

Professor Wattsman?!

This is the second time!

Why were only Uldas' experimental plants attacked? I want an explanation!

That's a false accusation.

First of all, Edia didn't even know Uldas had these experimental plants.

Uldas seem to have taken out a patent on secrecy!

Are you claiming Edia has nothing to do with this case?

I'm not claiming anything. It's the truth!

We simply follow capitalistic principles by exporting raw Vizorium.

Capitalistic principles?

We export it as raw material,

and importing countries refine it to suit their own needs.

This is the most cost effective way of doing it.

There's no need to invest a lot of money in building experimental plants.

Investing money in experimental plants is not a waste.

Exporting refined Vizorium is based on the decision of Uldas' high council

and the wishes of the people.

We pride ourselves on selling to the entire galaxy.

It's nothing like Edia's money-grabbing policy.

Why don't you take that old propaganda and stick it up your ass?

Anyway, we have nothing to do with the people,

experimental plants, or the pride of Uldas.

I'm really tired after four days on night shift.

I just want to go home, take a shower,

get a glass of bourbon and go to bed.

Stick it up my what?!

What?

-Chief Manager, you have an appointment waiting for you. -What?

Is that right? Excuse me.

Oh, and send my best regards to your proud people.

Don't run away from me!

It was Edia's plan to destroy the experimental plants, admit it!

Hey wait! Bastard!

You probably already know this.

The planet Agerna is getting a lot of attention,

as it's a virtual treasure house of Vizorium.

Edia was the first to set its sights on this planet

due to its high concentration of Vizorium-rich crystals.

Later, the Republic of Uldas, which is where the accident happened this time,

also staked a claim and started terra-forming.

Edia has private enterprise and Uldas has state enterprise.

However, they have both invested about the same amount

of money and effort on this.

This is a town of Edia, population 70,000.

Most of them are businessmen in the private sector and development staff.

This is a town of the Republic of Uldas, population 80,000.

All of them are government employees, engineers and bureaucrats.

Where are the experimental plants in Uldas where the accidents occurred?

They are here and here, two places. That's all we know.

That's it?

Unfortunately Uldas doesn't have a publicly accessible information system.

We were not able to discover anything more.

Also, laws prevent private citizens from even entering the Uldas area.

That means you haven't found out anything.

What?

So, that's how it is.

It's annoying that we need to ask the 3WA

to figure out the cause of Uldas' silly little accidents.

But if this becomes an economic dispute,

things will really take a turn for the worse.

Please take care of this for us.

Just one?

No, that was earlier. This time there were three.

Three, I tell you! More of them!

Where are the monsters?

I don't know. It took a long time to get rid of them.

They left a huge mess.

They must have been in a really bad mood.

It was Edia! They destroyed our five-year plan.

How do you know it was Edia?

Yeah, tell us! Then I can go home and play.

First, the experimental mining site was attacked.

Then, this site was attacked.

The monsters were after Vizorium in both cases.

Vizorium?

If they were just wild creatures,

there's no way they would go after rare metals.

That's why I can't think of anyone other than Edia.

What kind of tests are you doing here?

I can't tell you that. If you're spies sent by Edia...

Spies! Hey, are you saying you can't trust 3WA!?

Okay, okay...

No it's not okay. Our duty is to figure out the cause of all this,

and get rid of the source of trouble.

I don't care whether it was Edia or Uldas.

I see, I'm sorry. Forgive me.

Okay, then. What kind of tests were you doing?

At the experimental Vizorium mining plant,

we naturally had newly developed refining technology.

Since it was destroyed by Edia's monsters,

we had no choice but to refine Vizorium from raw Sadinga ore.

So we were conducting experiments in order to adapt

our newly developed refining technology to raw Sadinga ore.

I see. And it was destroyed.

Chairman, now the only surviving experimental plant is ruined too.

What's going to happen to our five-year plan? Do something!

What?

Why don't YOU do something!

And I just washed my hair!

It suits you very well! Now drive straight.

Kei, it's just a reflection from a mirror.

I didn't expect to have a bath here.

To be precise, the water might be used for battery fluid.

I don't care. Anyway, it's great to have a bath during work.

I wish I had wine. Do you remember Casa Noir?

Yes, those dirty old men, Jekyll and Hyde.

Yes, the old men got so excited to see my naked body...

Did they? To see that body?

What do you mean by that?

Because you're getting a little chubby lately.

Shut up, I'm just getting nice and plump. Oh, I found a beauty spot.

This is the source of my bad luck with men.

No, you're kidding!

Nope, I checked.

How about this one?

How about this one spot?

Oh, it's in a risky spot!

Ouch!

I know that face!

Excuse me...

How long are you going to keep touching me there?!

But if I remove my hands, I'll see your breasts.

Close your eyes.

Do you know each other?

Do you remember the guy who escaped in the