My Schoolmate, the Barbarian (我的野蠻同學)

BEAST

The TBS Memorial Secondary School

is a Band Five school.

Just like other Band Five schools,

the students are rascals.

However, there have never been triad activities,

because there's an underground tradition more barbaric than the triad.

If there's ever any conflict among students,

they don't rely on external help.

Otherwise, they'll be boycotted by every student in the school.

Therefore, there's no triad here.

Nor do they look for help from teachers or social workers.

What they do is find someone to stand guard after school...

RULES

...and go to the top floor,

to the quietest classroom, and have a duel.

The rule is simple: one on one.

No intervention is allowed.

The ring is made up of 55 desks.

Whoever falls to the ground loses.

Stone, I've bought medical ointment for you!

Lion is great!

Great!

Lion shall win!

Go, Lion, we bet you'll win!

Stone, go eat dung!

WHOEVER FALLS TO THE GROUND LOSES

Stone, you really are the top fighter at TBS.

Sorry, I was wrong.

Come on.

MET ANOTHER GUY

BREAKING UP HURTS

TRY A MILK CANDY

Let me see more of your face.

You needn't take off so much.

Dirty!

I have the same dream every night...

but I fail to see her face each time.

Edward, your mother called at midnight last night.

She said she'd call you again at 7:45 a.m. this morning.

Where is she?

Maybe in New York or in Chicago.

We dare not ask, you know your mother's temper.

I see.

There she is.

-Hello, Mom! - Look how busy I am. Have you eaten?

I mean, did you have breakfast?

I'm having it now.

When are you coming back to Hong Kong?

I need to go to Beijing first. I have several meetings to attend.

You know, China is joining the WTO.

I understand.

Three more months until the HKCEE exams. How's your preparation going?

It's all right. I finished the course myself last year.

Make sure you get ten distinctions.

Don't pressure me.

I only ask for ten distinctions, I have confidence in you.

I'll buy you a Porsche if you get ten distinctions, OK?

"Next month"? It's only the 1st today.

Well, I'll try my best, OK?

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye.

-Uncle Terry. -What is it?

Mom is already wealthy.

Why must she travel over 300 days a year?

Your mom loves you a lot, don't think like that.

Let me tell you.

Your mom probably won't be back on your birthday,

but she has already bought the latest motorcycle model as your birthday present.

I don't want a motorcycle, I just want her to go to dinner with me.

I'm full.

I'm going to school.

The egg sandwich is ready!

Daughter, make three more meat and egg noodles.

No, I must go to school.

Your class starts at 8:50 a.m., it's only 7:30 now.

No, I must get to school earlier.

You go sweeping the school so early?

-I'm leaving. -Damn you!

Daddy.

I'm leaving, bye.

Come back early to teach your brother and sister.

-Don't forget! -OK.

OK, bye.

The sweet bun made by your coffee shop smells nice.

Hey, are you getting off two stops ahead again?

-Yes. -Why?

None of your business.

There's something mysterious going on.

Don't be a busybody.

Excuse me, I want to get off!

SAI WAN

Mark him, quickly!

Shoot!

You're peeping?

You're peeping!

Hey, that girl was checking you out.

She's checking you out.

-No, you. -No, you.

Why did you run so fast?

Why the hell did you stalk me?

Now I know, every day you get off two stops ahead,

just to look at that guy.

Just checking out his basketball skills.

But you don't like to play ball.

Frankly speaking...

OK, yes, he's suitable for you.

Don't tell anyone.

That depends on how you treat me.

OK, I'll bring you a sweet bun tomorrow.

Oh, come on! At least treat me to some karaoke!

Are you kidding me?

Just kidding, we're buddies!

OK, but don't tell anyone.

OK, but honestly, I liked the taller one better.

-I'll let you have him then. -Thanks!

Edward, I want to talk to you.

See you later.

I need to take a shower before class starts.

I want to be with you again.

Five more minutes to class.

I only tried to scare you by breaking up with you last time.

We're really not right for each other.

I didn't want to.

We'll speak after school, OK?

Edward.

Edward, since you're interested in Chemistry,

you should take up Biochemistry or Biotechnology.

This will help you a lot in DNA research.

I do hope so.

Now heat the active metals one by one.

-Then write me a report, OK? -Yes.

With your current comprehension level, you could teach Form Four Biology.

No, I couldn't.

I need to go to the bathroom, I have a stomachache.

-Edward. -What?

What are you doing out there?

-Come inside. -Not unless you get back together with me.

Get down now.

No! I won't get down if you won't promise me!

Get down first.

I'll jump down if you don't promise!

I'll really jump down!

Get down first.

Come and help me, my legs are shaky.

Fine, I'm coming.

Why are you being so dramatic?

Look, it's so dangerous.

Watch out!

Give me your hand.

Let's get back together.

Let's go and talk inside!

If you won't get back with me, we'll jump down together!

Let's go back in first.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Tell me, what happened exactly?

Edward said that he loves me very much.

He pulled me into the lab, caressed and kissed me.

He nearly took off his trousers!

I was so scared that I climbed out the window.

But he chased after me.

I was terrified, and I almost fell down.

Edward Chan, you violated the rules of the school

and brought harm to yourself and the life of another student.

Though you've been academically outstanding,

and you're on the way to getting ten distinctions for us,

I have no other choice... but to expel you.

She's calling.

Chief, we're all here.

How did Edward get expelled?

-He was framed. -Yes.

The principal is an idiot to expel such an excellent student.

Find him another Band One school immediately.

The HKCEE exams will be in two months' time.

Then DBS, what about DBS?

I know the principal well.

What BS?

DBS.

TBS?

I have to go, the press conference is starting soon.

I don't care what I need to donate. I must get my son into this school.

You might as well quit if you can't get him in DBS.

Is there a TBS in Hong Kong?

Well, do as she says.

But TBS is a Japanese TV station.

I've only heard of DBS in Hong Kong.

Just to be on the safe side, find the TBS. Otherwise, we'll all be fired.

OK, we must do our very best

to find this TBS School,

-and arrange for Edward to go there. -Yes!

TBS MEMORIAL SECONDARY SCHOOL

Master, what is it?

Give me the phone.

Uncle Terry.

Uncle Terry, are you sure it's TBS Memorial Secondary School?

Thanks.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

Good morning, where's the principal's office?

Yes, I'm serious,