Fast & Furious Spy Racers

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You made it.

Of course. I said I'd be here, didn't I?

Who's the muscle?

What can I say, I don’t trust you.

Oh...

Did you bring the hard drive?

Did you bring the cash?

First the hard drive.

You thought I was going to bring that here?

You were right not to trust me.

You should have brought more muscle.

No. You should have.

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I’m going after him!

He took the bait.

Tech guy, I want to hear that conversation now!

I have a name...

Just... don’t.

It’s me.

I couldn’t stop them. We’re compromised.

Get the hard drive out of the city immediately!

We’ve flushed them out.

Looks like the old SH1FT3R crew has a new gig.

Let’s get that hard drive.

You gonna join us or what? We’re about to do some spy racing!

Yeah, I’m on my way.

Show-off.

We've been practicing that move for two months.

I had to do it!

She likes shoving you out of planes.

Yeah, probably.

Janey Mack! Everyone split up!

Don’t let them get away. We need that hard drive!

First I blind ‘em,

then I grind ‘em.

Whoa!

Oh, no.

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

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We almost got her!

I can’t believe your moms let you be a spy!

I know, right?! And it was easier than you would think!

It’s time we leveled with you.

I’m a government agent and your son is working as a spy.

Ha! I knew it!

Pay up.

When I saw Vegas blowing up, I knew it was Frostee.

- - Hang on!

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It’s too much bass!

Time to adjust the EQ.

Woofer, meet subwoofer.

Find the hard drive?

- It’s not Touge-Dori. - It’s not The Woofer.

- We’re missing... - PizzaRave!

She snuck away.

Looks like a helicopter is heading to her.

We need to get to her before that helicopter.

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Give it up, PizzaRave!

Not going to happen, Tony!

No!

- -No!

I got you!

Ha!

Did someone order a PizzaRave?

You said that? What did she say?

Nothing. She didn’t know PizzaRave.

Anyway, nice job team!

With the coordinates on that hard drive, we found the stolen goods

and broke up a really big smuggling ring!

Uh, did you guys hear that?

You guys okay?

What was that? I thought it was contraband in these containers.

What’s with that tattoo?

Some tattoos reveal gang affiliations...

and sometimes... they’re just cool.

Zip it, Gary! Get him in the car!

What’s going on?

Nothing concerning you. Forget it.

Okay, just some advice:

if you want someone to forget about something,

don’t tell them to forget about it.

Dang! So close.

Hey, looking good, Echo!

Gather round. I have something to tell you.

Is it about that tattooed man we found in the container?

-No, it's not. -What did you find out? Who is he?

-What’s his link to the smugglers? -Why was he in a container?

Maybe cheap travel.

Airlines take advantage every chance they get.

Paying for a bag... Who travels without a bag?

Would everyone just please stop talking?!

This guy may be linked to international criminals

trying to set up in Brazil, so--

We’re going to Brazil for an international investigation?!

No! I was going to say, Interpol has it from here.

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Why is it every time an investigation leads out of LA, we lose the assignment?!

Because you don’t know about international investigations!

Then let us go to Brazil and learn about them!

No. I’m not going to lose another agent down there.

-Wait, what? You lost an agent? -Never mind!

I'm not here to talk about the tattooed man or investigations,

I came to tell you that I’ll be off on assignment for a while.

-What do we do when you’re gone? -I don’t know, take a break.

Do some things you used to do before you were a spy.

I can’t do what I used to do. My car’s getting repaired.

You know what?

I might be able to pull some strings and get a vehicle for you.

Huh?! What do you think? It’s the spy van!

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

That’s the saddest spy van I’ve ever seen.

You’ve never spent a month in the back eating barbecue sunflower seeds

waiting for a dead drop that never happens.

Man, it’s sadder than we thought.

Van life, Tony. Embrace it.

- Move your van, moron! -

Tony! Whattup, dawg?

You making a delivery, or is that your new ride?

It's, uh... It's my new ride.

Sweet! I have the same van!

Toretto! It's been too long. Whatcha been up to, man?

Well... Nothing, I guess.

Nothing except driving the same sweet van as me!

We should totally get a van selfie.

Should've been here yesterday!

There was this crazy chase through the city

and some dude jumped out of a helicopter!

It was amazing!

Yeah. Sounds amazing.

‘Sup, losers? The Mitch is back!

I’ll let you guys talk vans.

I’m gonna check out Mitch’s sweet ride. Talk about a winner!

Hey, it’s five bucks apiece for those pics,

and no touching my car!

Are you going to the van rally next week?

All the vans are gonna be out in the desert:

Little Granny Vanny, the Van Trap Family, Van Go,

Tall Dark and Vansome, Van Halen, The Vanhattan Project, The Vanatee,

The Last Van Standing, The Vanicurists...

This came for you.

All right, finally!

A flower? Are you going to prom or something?