Teefa in Trouble (طیفا اِن ٹرَبل)

This world is a tough place, my dear.

It changes color everyday.

A wise man once said,

"The best way to live your life is to blend in with the color of the world."

And this world is run only by one color.

The color of money!

Where there's money, there's fame. Where there's money, there's respect.

Where there's money, there's life.

My ma always tells me, "Son, money isn't everything."

And I just say, "Ma, money really is everything."

Ask those who don't have it, and just look at those who do!

They have a unique swag!

For instance, just look at this fella.

Not easy on the eyes, and a face only a mother could love.

But his pocket's full of money.

So the world asks him,"how are you honey?"

Make sure the building doesn't have any of these...

Mr. Sheikh!

His building is next door.

Salaam, Mr. Sheikh.

All dandy?

Yes, Billu. All set?

Both set and fit.

But right now...

dad's sent a message for you.

It's of a very serious nature.

Billu, my dear. Can you even spell "serious"?

So get on with it.

He says...

-"Where's my money?" -Money?

What money?

The money you took.

Ever plan on returning it?

So, you've come for the money?

Come here.

Forward this message to your father with utmost respect.

What message?

For now, keep this.

If he wants the rest, tell him to come get it himself.

And tell him, "Butt, your better days are yet to come!"

I'll tell on you!

You don't know who I am!

-How do I look? -Very nice.

-You're also looking nice. -Thank you.

It has started, right?

Can you hear me?

In the name of Allah, most gracious, most merciful.

So, Mr. Butt, what are your plans for the betterment of your constituency,

and of women's rights in your area?

Quote Allama Iqbal.

Dream...

Mr. Butt, "Dream..."

Dream!

It's a wonderful thing to dream. Everyone has dreams.

I am sure you do too.

Allama Iqbal also had a dream.

What? Billu got smacked!

That Billu got smacked!

No! That's not what you had to say!

No! That's not what you had to say!

Oh, for God's sake, please stop!

Oh, for God's sake, please stop!

He got slapped for real, Mr. Butt.

He got slapped for real.

What? Did he really get smacked?

Excuse me! Could you please cut the shot?

-I'll be right back. -Okay.

Ashfaaq!

Mr. Butt, I am right here!

What happened? Who got slapped?

Billu got slapped.

Billu got slapped?

I hope nobody saw!

-I don't know about that. -Who the hell slapped him?

-Sheikh! -Sheikh! That...

-What happened? -Something about someone's mother.

What are you staring at? Call Teefa!

-Okay. -Hurry the hell up! Call him!

Where are you?

Need you to get to the job right now!

Billu just got smacked!

Sheikh, that son of a gun! He slapped my son!

He is even getting away with my money! Get him!

Chill out, Mr. Butt. I am on it.

Sheikh, you son of a gun! You won't get away with this!

Who are you talking to?

Your aunt May!

Salaam, Mr. Sheikh!

Teefa?

Where are you headed?

Keep moving.

Mr. Sheikh, let's just get out of here.

Where are you going?

This here, is one expensive kulfi I've got for you.

With some cream in it. Want some?

I am so done with Butt.

Look, I am telling you, don't get involved.

You're smart, aren't you?

Mr. Sheikh, I am also telling you--

Don't worry, Mr. Sheikh. Go ahead, I'll take care of this punk.

Looks like no one really believes in talking anymore!

I mean, don't you have some manners or etiquette?

Didn't your mama teach you anything, you punks?

You know what they say. "Spare the rod, spoil the child."

Finish him!

Now, if you all had stayed in school you wouldn't be up to this!

The teacher must now resort to the rod.

So, shall we begin?

Where's the key? Put the key in!

He's down, Mr. Sheikh!

-Put the key in, you idiot! -Yes.

He's mopping the floor with them!

There goes my money!

Mr. Sheikh, the car won't start!

Hurry up!

Thank God! Hurry up, you idiot! Faster!

He won't leave us alone! Stubborn lad!

Turn, hurry up!

Drive faster!

Move!

Watch out! You'll wreck the car!

Don't you dare move, you scoundrel!

Easy on the hand, ma'am!

Where did she come from?

Damn you, woman! My money's on the line!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Get away! Are you crazy?

That curry smells nice.

Could you save a little for me? I'll be back before you know it.

Go, go!

Mr. Sheikh, you really should have had that kulfi.

Don't grab me by the collar!

Mr. Sheikh!

I swear to god, you can take my life...

but I won't give you the money!

Mr. Sheikh, I don't want your life. I want the money!

But if you insist, I'll go for your life.

Teefa, my dear...

How about we play a game?

Six bullets, right?

Well...

now, we got five.

If it doesn't fire, the money's all yours.

But if it does,

I guess we know who'll be keeping the money.

Teefa, my son. My dearest!

Please don't fire. No, no! Son, please don't fire!

No! No!

Mr. Sheikh!

Teefa, my son, I knew you wouldn't fire at me.

Mr. Sheikh, if only one was as lucky as you.

But only if they could be as despicable as I am.

If I may?

You sure?

Why, thank you!

Teefa, don't you dare forget this day!

Oh, I almost forgot!

Mr. Butt had sent a message for you.

He said...

Teefa, my darling, you're going to remember this.

-Wow, Mr. Butt. -Here you go.

This is for you, fresh from the mountain!

Exactly 20. Count them.

What's the point?

If you're saying they're 20, I am sure they'd be 20.

You should know, I never trust anybody.

But if I do, I trust blindly.

But...

don't you ever break it.

No, Mr.Butt, we're your children.

-Here's your dessert. -Wow!

Wonderful.

Mr. Butt, just don't forget your promise.

What promise?

You forgot? My restaurant!

What are you saying! How can I forget?

"Teefa's Tikkas!"

"The best in the world!"

Done, my son!

I've been fixing things for you since you were a kid.

How can I possibly forget this?

Alright, Mr. Butt. May I take your leave?

Sure.

-Say hi to your mother on my behalf. -Absolutely!

They say, "sweet's good for you."

I'd say take a couple more for the road!

Why is it always me who has to wait for you?

And why do we always eat here?

When you know, why do you ask?

-Anya, please act normal today. -Keep watching, I'll be really cool.

We'll see how "cool" you are.

-Anya! -Is he coming here?

Yeah, he is and he looks hot as hell!

What did I do, Sara?

-No, go ahead. Act cooler please. -What is he gonna think of me?

I am the biggest idiot in this world!

You sure are.

Looks like someone's hitting on someone.

Tell him to get in line.