Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

ALL CLAMOURING

Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.

My men are terrified. We must leave

That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.

- Please, Robert, it's been two months! - Archie, I'm not stopping!

Dad

What's going on with this wind, Pop

C.J, go wait in the truck

- I don't want to just wait in the truck. - I said go! Windows up!

SIGHS

Robert

Mr. Fredericks! - What?

WIND HOWLING

Ah

COUGHS

Help

Help

C.J? Are you all right

- Yeah, I'm fine! - I'm coming down!

Yes

BOTH CHUCKLE

I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years, and what do you do?

You fall right into it

Amir, start loading the trucks

Mr. Fredericks

there is no time

The storm is almost upon us

Then you'd better hurry

Come on. Everybody works

AMIR SPEAKING IN ARABIC

- (SHOUTING IN ARABIC) - (SCREAMING)

Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh

SPEAKING IN ARABIC

He said, "We must leave this place immediately."

MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC

If anyone disturbs this tomb

MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC

the end will come

REPEATS IN ARABIC

The end will come

We load the trucks

SHOUTING IN ARABIC

MEN CLAMOURING

WIND HOWLING

MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC

I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!

We're not making a mistake, we're making history!

Don't worry

C.J! Let's go

The end will come

HAMMER POUNDING

Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...

of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...

here at the Museum of Natural History

New York's glitterati have all turned out...

for what has promised to be a memorable evening...

filled with the dazzling special effects...

and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum...

and its renowned Night Program

Tonight gonna be fun-fun

Here come Dum Dum

Hey, how we doing, Sac

Rexy is waxed and buffed

Teddy is grooming his moustache

Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men.

By the way, have you seen them lately

- The museum has added a new one. What? No.

Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?

They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...

and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.

Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up. I don't want to make anybody nervous...

but the mayor and the governor are both out there.

And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think Regis Philbin, too.

Reeju Philbo?

Yeah, Reeju Philbo

- Okay, Rexy, do me a favor. - (GRUNTS)

Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.

Oh, Dexter

how you doing, my man

All limbered up

Looking good. I like the tie

Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.

- All chalked up, ready to go? - (CHATTERS)

Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?

Larry

You better come see this

CONTINUES CHATTERING

- Have you ever seen it like this before? - Never.

This corrosion has never happened before.

It's always been exactly the same

I wonder what's up with it

I have no idea

And to be honest

my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.

Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.

He never did

- (GASPS) - Whoa!

You okay

Yes

Yes, I'm fine

Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?

You got 15 minutes till showtime

We're gonna figure this out tomorrow

All right

- (OCTAVIUS LAUGHING) Look at that!

Doggone it

- (CATS MEWING) Did you see that?

They're trying to catch the light

But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!

It's as elusive as human happiness

LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

I should like to comment

- Summon the apparatus. - Yeah.

Summon the apparatus

What are you gonna say

L

O

L

KEY POUNDING

"Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.

Now, post these adorable kittens

with my edict of approval to Facebook

Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah...

because I loved it too

Just send a smiley face

Yeah, but with a wink

- A smiley face and a wink! - (KEYS POUNDING)

Guys, what are you doing

We're just watching kittens

You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.

I told you we don't have time for this

You gave it a Texas "hell yeah

- Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? - Indeed, Lawrence.

- Great. - Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.

Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.

You're gonna be great

- Lawrence? - Yeah.

Have you seen the Neanderthals lately

No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?

You may want to give it a look

MAMMOTH BELLOWING

NEANDERTHALS GRUNTING

Hey, guys, what's going on

GRUNTING EXCITEDLY

Ooh

Okay

All right, very funny

- That's hilarious. - (GRUNTING SOFTLY)

You don't have to come down. It's okay, really.

Hi, how are you? I'm Larry

I'm Laaa

You're "Laaa

Laaa

Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa

Welcome aboard, and

Yes, we look similar

Yeah, we look like each other, I know. It's a joke that somebody played.

Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me

It's just a

GRUNTING SOFTLY

- (YELPS) - Stop it. Stop, okay?

- Dada? - What?

Dada

No, not your Dada

Yeah, Dada

- No. Stop. - Dada.

- Dada! Dada!

No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada

Dum Dum got a new son-son

- (GRUNTING) - No, he doesn't.

Dada

Dada

A toast to our new chairwoman

Cheers, everyone. Cheers

- Cue the music. - (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

And Teddy in three, two

APPLAUSE

Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...

this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.

Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...

to the Sun

- the Moon, and the stars. - (MOUTHING)

From our very beginning

mankind has looked to the heavens

and given names to what he saw

The constellations

I thought you might like to meet them

Cue the constellations.

AUDIENCE GASPS

- (CHUCKLES) - Wow.

AUDIENCE GASPS

CHUCKLES LIGHTLY

Orion, the hunter

GASPING CONTINUES

CHUCKLES

What

- (YELPS) - (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

All planned. All planned

I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah