The first 200 lines.
Episode 14
Yue Ya, Dharma Master looks so sharp in this outfit.
This fabric is really good.
It's soft and smooth.
How is it? It's not bad, isn't it?
If you're going to act like a Dharma Master
you must look the part!
He might not surpass Chu Chen Zi, but he could outdo other monks?
For the 100 and some years that I've lived, I've never been a proper monk.
I can't even recite any sutras.
It makes me nervous listening to you. Stay out of trouble and come home soon.
Do you hear me?
When we get to the manor, don't keep talking to me.
Why?
No reason. It just makes me seem less convincing.
You...
Dharma Master, how have you been?
- Amitabha Buddha. - Amitabha Buddha.
Let's go.
This way, please.
How is it?
As long as he can change the condition of Chief's son back to normal
you will be the top benefactor. Wealth and success await you.
Commander in chief, Dharma Master is here.
This is Gu Xuan Wu, who I mentioned to you.
Commander in chief!
Amitabha Buddha.
Amitabha Buddha.
Dharma Master, your monastic name is...
Wu Xin.
Dharma Master Wu Xin.
This is weird.
Why is this place so clean?
Follow him more closely.
This is it.
Dharma Master, you...
You're really impressive.
- This is... - This Dharma Master is remarkable.
It's so clean here at the Chief's manor.
This evil energy...
Where did it come from?
I can't just keep standing here.
I'll get this done first.
Father...
Father...
- My son... - My son, I'm here. Father is here.
I'm hungry.
Why are you still standing there?
- Prepare some food! - Go on!
Young Master is all right. Don't clean the blood charm on him for a few days.
Yes. I understand.
I will now take my leave.
Dharma Master.
Dharma Master!
Dharma Master, I have something to inquire of you.
That... Who is it? Come here.
Commander in chief.
Go to my study with Dharma Master.
- I'll join you shortly. - Yes, Commander in chief!
This way, please.
Please take a seat.
Commander in chief will be with you very shortly.
Is this tasty?
Fruit candies and chocolates?
How could anything be bad at the Chief's?
Is it good?
Commander in chief.
Commander in chief.
Dharma Master, this is the first time my youngest son feels hunger
in the past two weeks.
You really are a deity in human form!
Amitabha Buddha.
I...
Yes!
Dharma Master...
I have one other favor to ask.
This...
Did Chief kill a woman lately?
Dharma Master... This is what happened.
This... I really spoiled my twelfth mistress.
She had some sort of an affair with one of my aide-de-camp.
I was so infuriated last month that I had her killed.
May I ask how you had her killed?
I didn't witness it.
I heard that they bundled her up in a blanket and tied it.
Then they buried her in the back garden.
She was buried alive?
My temper is already a lot better these years.
I don't favor guns and knives now.
Dharma Master, my son's illness...
Is it related to her?
Amitabha Buddha.
Since Commader-in-chief has already figured out the cause
why would you bother asking me?
My twelfth mistress went against me all the time when she was alive
and now that she's a ghost, she's still haunting me!
Dharma Master, do you have any solution to eliminate her once and for all?
The timing isn't good today.
I'll try it tomorrow at noon.
All right.
- Step back! - Get lost!
- Get lost! - Hurry up!
Step aside!
Please return.
What should we do tomorrow?
Tomorrow, I'll have the corpse burned and hold a ritual.
This matter will come to an end.
Don't make it sound so easy!
Be more serious!
How is that easy for me?
Listen, I've looked around the premises of the Chief's manor.
Apart from that bit of evil energy on the child
nothing is out of the ordinary.
I reckon it was the twelfth mistress who left her consciousness on that child.
It's like Xiao Chun Zi.
That twelfth mistress had an affair and harmed others.
How can she be compared to Xiao Chun Zi?
Don't you dare compare Xiao Chun Zi to that woman!
Yes, indeed. I was wrong.
All in all, how did you manage to make all this sound so spooky?
I surely had to make it sound spookier.
If it sounds spooky, then it is more convincing for the Chief.
After he believes me
he will then give you a high position and wages.
Good! Old immortal!
I love what you just said!
That doesn't sound right...
Did you fool me like this as well when you eliminated spirits for me?
Commander Gu, this fish is quite good.
Don't try that with me.
If you dare to fool me like that again
get lost.
I can even hear you scolding in the courtyard.
Listen, if you plan to spend the rest of your life with him
you have a lot to suffer.
This old immortal doesn't speak even a word of truth.
Why would you say that?
He wouldn't dare.
If he dares lie, I'll pinch him to death.
I wouldn't dare.
I should get married as well.
Don't you have five mistresses?
What's the use of having even 100 of them?
They all ran off when they saw that I was no longer in power.
Just wait and see.
I'll marry a decent lady one day!
Forget it.
You smoke, drink, gamble, and fart.
Spare the decent lady that.
When I become the Generalissimo
all the decent ladies will be lining up to meet me.
Commander Gu, listen up.
You should marry a decent lady quickly so that you won't keep staying with us.
As for us, we can lead our lives better.
Even if I married a decent lady, both of you wouldn't be able to leave me.
Here, let's have a drink!
Drink you to your death.
- Wait here for me. Don't go anywhere. - Yes.
You're so annoying.
I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you just got here.
Commander in chief, it's dug.
Dharma Master, this...
You can burn it now.
- Chief, save me! - My ninth mistress?
It's my ninth mistress!
Fire!
Save me!
My dear, die!
Quickly! Bury her.
Even if we managed to save her, she would have been disabled.
I might as well end her life quickly.
Stop!
What exactly is the twelfth mistress?
She can actually swap her corpse with the ninth mistress.
Why are her hands covered in dirt?
How did this happen?
Your twelfth mistress failed in harming the young master
so she possessed the ninth mistress.
I'm afraid that the ladies in the manor might be in danger.
Why do we all have to move into the same building for no reason?
- How do we live like this? - Get down.
You don't know about it yet?
Something happened to Ninth Mistress.
Didn't she play mahjong with us last night?
She went missing last night.
They all said that she was killed by the twelfth mistress.
Are you sick of living?
It would be terrible if the Chief hears you.
Isn't the twelfth mistress already...
Could there really be ghosts?
Do you think that all those monks and Taoist priests came for tea?
So Young Master's illness is also...
Get lost!
A good dog doesn't get in the way!
Get out of my way!
A pack of bitchy vixens.
You're all so rowdy. Do you have any manners at all?
- Come here, my son. - Young Master.
What are you doing?
Sister, I was just giving him a hand.
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