All That Glitters (Sparkling / Twinkle Twinkle / Shining / 반짝반짝 빛나는 / Banjjak Banjjak Bitnaneun)

Of course we have to go with a Hallyu star!

Haruki's memoirs got criticized from all over the literary world for using 100,000,000 won.

Hey! You know how much Bae Yong Jun got from the Japanese?

Yeah!

And it was a travel journal.

Yeah.

Let's do it, too. Let's do it.

Let's make the content amazing and get our books in some international bookstores, too.

Why?

I'm on the date! I said I'm on the date!

Oh my, I'm sorry.

It's my mother.

I need to take this.

Excuse me for moment.

Mom.

The 11th place bar exam guy is right next to me.

I'll call you after, okay?

Bye!

Hey! Han Jung Won!

- Are you really going to do this? - Seriously?

My ear is going to fall off! You scared the socks off your daughter!

Hey!

Bar Exam 11th Place is tomorrow.

Today is the plastic surgeon.

It is?

Oh, right!

The breast specialist.

Oh, right.

Breast was during the day and anus at night, right?

Hey! Lower your voice!

Where are you right now?

Where are you to be saying breast and anus?

People aren't looking at you?

They are. Everyone here is looking at me.

So what?

They all have breasts and anuses.

What? What?

Where are you right now?

Look at your watch.

That doctor waited 40 minutes already.

Your phone was busy.

And you wouldn't answer your texts so he called me.

How can you make someone wait for 40 minutes?

You're so rude!

Yes, yes. I love you, Ma'am.

I just met eyes with the breast specialist so do not worry yourself.

As you requested, I am on my way to the arranged meeting

so you may now pick up your socks that are on the ground and put them back on.

Thank you for choosing to be my client even though I am incredibly busy.

I hope you have a happy afternoon this weekend, Ma'am.

I'm very late, I'm sorry.

Is this your natural personality or is it today's facade?

What?

From head to toe.

It's a facade of my personality.

- You live to stand out? - I don't stand out to die.

You're very different from what I imagined.

Whatever you imagined, I hope I exceed that.

Who stood up who?

No, Madam Ok!

My daughter said she met eyes with Dr. Yook.

Yes, she was late, but...

What?

From Dr. Yook?

She didn't come?

Then who did she meet eyes with?

I'm so sorry.

I know, of course.

It's difficult.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

Rather than giving that up to someone else, I'll have to send her somehow.

Okay.

Okay, goodbye.

That rascal!

What?

I just met eyes with the breast specialist?

How dare she make up bullshit?

Oh my.

Teacher Kang.

Did you finish tutoring?

Yes.

I wanted to say goodbye.

At times like this, just leaving is better.

Goodbye! I'll see you tomorrow.

- You worked hard. - Yes!

When you look at women, you look at their chest first, right?

What?

You're evaluating them.

I wasn't looking at your chest. I was looking at what was stuck to it.

Stuck to it?

What?

You can tell?

Very much.

Figures, professionals are different. How scary.

I might as well come out with it.

As you may have guessed, I'm as flat as a cliff.

In high school my nickname was Han Cliff,

in college my nickname was Han Flat Plane, and now it's Han Push Up.

You don't like cliffs, right? They're scary.

I'm thinking about doing a little remodeling, what do you think?

Should I or should I not?

They say C is the best these days.

D is overdoing it, right?

It's weird if they're too big and flop around.

Oh my, what's wrong?

Do you like huge chests?

What do you want from me? Why did you come out today?

To be dumped by you.

No, to dump you.

What?

Look here, Doctor.

Stop trying to hit the jackpot with marriage

and make money from blowing up women's chests.

A 40 pyeong apartment and a hospital?

Why don't you go back to breast malpractice before I hit you and you experience some real malpractice?

Why aren't you leaving?

I don't have the tiniest desire to marry you,

not even as much as a chick's tear, not even as much as larvae's piss.

Ah, if I ever change my mind. I'll come to raise the cliff.

I heard your skills are amazing.

Since I was here first,

I think it's best that someone who was Han Cliff in high school, Han Flat Plane in college,

and Han Push Up now get up and leave.

What?

Why don't you pay for the coffee you drank?

Editor!

Miss Kwon!

What brings you to Gangnam?

An interview.

With who?

It's the Daehan Ilbo's arts reporter, but I'm in trouble.

I'm really late, but I forgot my phone so I couldn't even call him.

He must be really angry.

What if he left?

You should have left early.

I heard the Daehan Ilbo's arts reporter is a psychopath nutjob!

A psychopath?

That reporter kills people?

Not with a knife. With a pen.

Several times, I think.

Be careful!

If you get bit by that psychopath, you're in big trouble!

I'm Daehan Ilbo's Song Seung Joon.

I am a psychopath nutjob, but as you can see, I'm not a child.

Excuse me...

So this means...

That the doctor who would do cliff reconstruction is sitting at another table.

What?

Editor Han! Your shoes!

Your shoes don't match!

I thought you were pretending to be senile but you just have a very dumbfounding personality.

Now that I even know the secrets of your body, why don't we introduce ourselves?

I'm the editor of publishing company Forest of Wisdom, Han Jung Won.

Forest of Wisdom?

Yes.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Let me ask you a question, miss.

Yes, ma'am.

It's a novel about losing a mom.

I don't know the title.

Then do you know the name of the author?

How would I know that?

I even get my grandchildren's names confused.

Then do you know the color of the book?

Oh, right! It's red.

A red book about losing their mom...

Oh, you must be talking about I Love Mom.

If you go to the bestseller section over there.

Just follow me.

Here. If this isn't the book, please bring it back.

We'll exchange it for you.

Thank you.

It's nothing.

What?

I Love Mom?

Bullshit.

Just don't be sick.

Don't get sick, miss.

That's the best filial piety to your mother.

Yes.

I won't ever be sick.

Take care.

Yes.

Yeah, Geum Ran!

What place did Husband Yoon get on his bar exam?

What do you mean Husband Yoon?

You're giving me goosebumps.

We haven't even had the wedding.

Well, the wedding you can have when flowers bloom in March.

You're a bride now so prettily say, "Honey!"

And I'm a mother-in-law, so I'll say solemnly, "Husband Yoon."

What is there to get goosebumps about?

It sounds nice and sweet and rolls right off the tongue.

You two can figure out what to call each other.

I said, what place did Husband Yoon get on his bar exam last year?

It's because I forgot again!

Someone's next to you?

You still have people left to brag to?

What?