Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

Hold it now, Gumbo.

We gettin' real close, I guarantee.

There it is - the cabin of my dearly sweet

Granny Whammy.

Howdy! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

What's the matter, Jake? Scared of your own granny?

I love that woman.

Did ya get it?

Right here, Granny.

17 slitherin' slime toads, just like ya said.

Ooh, boy, Granny.

That potion smell like rotten possum gizzards.

D'ow!

It is rotten possum gizzards. That's my dinner.

Potion kettle's over yonder.

Bayou, bayou, hoochie-coo.

Powerful potion coming through.

That's him, the lowdown critter that ruinated

my lowdown scheme.

Ohh!

If you wanna get that critter,

you gotta hit him the face with this hex powder.

But remember - there's only one helping of this here.

Sure is nice of you helping me out like this, Granny.

You know why I'm doin' it, don't ya, Jambalaya Jake?

'Cause-in' I'm your favorite-est grandchil'?

No. 'Cause you're gonna pay me 10,000 bucks.

Jump back, Granny. You say 10,000 bucks?

That's right, and if you don't pay,

well, let's just say I could make

a mighty fine potion out of Gumbo here.

Gumbo, you wait. Jump back now.

Slow down, Gumbo.

The object of these exercises

is for you to improve your skills

as Darkwing Decoy, not Chuckles the Clown.

Roger, DW.

We are now going to practice the incredibly tricky maneuver

I call the double-reverse paddle-drop boom-boom kick.

Now let's see you do

the double-reverse paddle-drop boom-boom kick.

Well, here goes nothin'.

How'd I do?

Whoa-oa-oa!

Still needs work.

Haven't we trained enough, DW?

I'm gettin' hungry. Let's take a break.

Hah! Crime doesn't break for burgers, LP.

Maybe that's why crooks are so cranky.

Just pay attention. For Darkwing Decoy to fool anyone,

you need to be familiar with state-of-the-art crime-fighting technology!

Like this baby.

First, let's practice with firing the ever-useful grappling hook.

Oh, wow, thanks, DW.

You never let me hold - Oops.

Oops? What do you mean, oops?

You know, this might be a good time to take a break.

Great. There's a Hamburger Hippo just around the corner.

Ooh, we back in the city now, Gumbo,

and right outside the telephone company, just like I figured.

Now, once Granny's hex powder

puts that caped critter under my control,

ooh, I'm gonna strip this city clean

as a possum's belly.

Gumbo, quit foolin' around.

We got us a duck to trap.

Mm-mmm, ooh, me, oh, my-o.

Nothin' like a hot Cajun Louisiana 'basco

with cayenne pepper sauce.

You sure it's hot enough?

Oh, yabba, that ought to grab his attention.

Ooh, dis'll send a call Darkwing gonna have to answer.

We got ourselves a real hot line.

Time to reach out and torch someone.

You sure about this, DW?

Of course I'm sure.

I'm going to demonstrate how to deflect a surprise attack.

Now, as soon as I turn the corner, hit me with that club.

But I don't wanna hurt ya.

Ha-ha. I wouldn't worry about that.

Must be a long-distance call.

Why did you do that?

Sorry, DW, but you told me to hit you over the head when you -

Didn't you see the big flash of light?

No, but I'm not the one that got conked.

This looks like the source of all the trouble

and an excellent opportunity to employ Darkwing Decoy.

You go in first and distract the phone felons.

Then I'll show up and make my usual dramatic capture. You know...

Right-o, DW.

"Come into my parlor,"

said the bullfrog to the fly.

Ahem. I am the error that flaps in the night.

I am the surcharge that triples your bill.

Chew on that, Darkwing.

Come on out. Come on out and fight. I'll pulverize ya.

Launchpad, just what are you... doing?

Sorry, DW. Guess they got away.

It's not your fault, LP.

I should never have sent a decoy to do a hero's work.

Hoo-hoo, boy, time to bring that hex to a boil.

Aren't you going to change out of your decoy uniform, Launchpad?

Yeah, as soon as I get the energy to put on my jammies.

Whoo, rough day, DW.

Ach, every day is rough when you're fighting crime.

Bayou, bayou, hoochie-coo.

Come here, critter. Jambalaya Jake want you.

There he be.

Ooh, I hear him coming, Gumbo.

You called for me?

I sure did. You're mine now, boy.

Hmm...

Whoo-oo, something rotten in this sewer.

Just like I suspected. This ain't no genuine article.

I hexed the wrong critter, Gumbo.

I gotta go back and get Granny to fix me another helping of potion.

Uh-uh.

But remember -

there's only one helping of potion,

and there ain't no more.

You're right, Gumbo.

We're up the bayou without a paddle.

Aw, get rid of him, Gumbo. He ain't no use to us.

What do I look like, Gumbo, one of Granny's flapjacks?

And I thought I told you to get rid of him.

Wait just a crawdad-crawlin' second here.

Mwah. We got us something special here, Gumbo.

We do?

This boy's gonna help us ruinate the reputation

of that lowdown Darkwing Duck.

Plus, make us a mess of money, too.

Now you go do exactly what I told you to do.

Yes, master.

Ooh, I love it when he say that.

What in the name of...?

I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night.

I am the itch in your trigger finger.

I don't get it, Darkwing Duck. What's up?

Your time is what's up

unless you hand over the loot.

We interrupt our regular program

to show you actual footage taken earlier today

by a bank security camera.

Darkwing Duck continues his reign of terror

that flaps in the night.

Only moments ago, Darkwing Duck robbed a 70-year-old couple

of all their valuables.

What's next, Darkwing Duck,

stealing candy from a baby?

This is Dan Gander reminding you to lock your doors.

Darkwing Duck is on the loose.

My stellar reputation is ruined.

I've been defiled, I've been defaced, I've been...

framed.

Is this any way for my illustrious career

to end,

to have my good name dragged through the mud

but some rotten, no-good,

mudslinging, name-dragging fiend?

Launchpad, I've been looking for you everywhere.

Somebody's out there committing crimes

pretending to be Darkwing Duck.

Jambalaya Jake

and his comical, yet dangerous,

alligator Gumbo.

In the flesh, I guarantee.

Let's get rid of this meddlin' duck

once and for all time.

Come on, Launchpad, we've gotta stop him.

What do you mean, "we"?

Launchpad, don't ya know me? What are you doing?

Getting rid of the meddling duck.

Ow...