Mister Twister: Class of Fun (Mees Kees)

Hey, Sep! - Tobias!

This is her last day.

What am I going to do tomorrow? Send those kids home?

No. Of course that's not possible.

We're late!

Come on.

TEACH

Tobias and Sep...

Sep and Tobias!

Well, Miss Sanne...

...have a fun last day. - Yes, well, I...

OK. Guys...

I thought...

Guys?

Guys?

Hello, cow.

Get out. Get out! All of you, get out!

Come on, move it. Get out.

What do we have today? - Peanut butter.

Good.

You do realize that it's a little late to cancel?

I have to find someone!

Right!

6B.

I'm very disappointed in you.

And this on Miss Sanne's last day.

You go to Miss Mirjam.

You go to Miss Paula.

And you go to Miss Riet.

And you... step into my office.

Tobias...

...a bad report card, always late. And now this.

Keep this up and you'll be held back.

And: "Hello, cow"?

Sep! This isn't funny.

Do I really need to see you in here every day?

Tobias, are you listening?

We'll never do it again. - Never?

I hope so.

One essay, 200 words, about the suit of armor in the Middle Ages.

Dreus. Principal.

Yes, we're looking for a long-term substitute teacher.

I once hung upside down for so long that my hair turned red.

What? - Red from the blood rushing into it.

Really?

And? - If we do it one more time...

...we get detention for a whole week. - A whole week?

Fred, that's nothing.

I once got detention for six weeks because I didn't hang up my coat properly.

Seriously?

That's true. That's what I'm saying. No, it's not a problem.

Look, if she can't find a substitute we'll get time off.

Really? - Of course, man.

We always did at my last school. Even when the teacher had a torn toenail.

I'm sorry?

Out of juice. Typical!

Guys, do you know the difference between Fred and a baboon?

A real baboon can actually climb. - I'll thump you.

Bye.

Do you think we'll get time off?

No, they always find a substitute.

Those are the dumbest people in the world.

Substitutes... - School will be even dumber.

You still have me, right? - True.

Hey, wonderful.

Did your father order wood again? - Probably.

All the way from China, man.

Just wonderful.

Let's see. How am I going to open it?

No one's hurt, guys.

Hey, honey.

That's for you.

What did you buy now?

Where does it hurt? - Wonderful, honey. Yes, there.

Are you staying for dinner?

Or don't you like peas with sweaty socks?

No, I'll eat at home. - OK.

Mom, I'm home!

I'll thump you!

Hey! What's with this balloon? - You're a big baboon.

What if we don't get a substitute? - Then we go home. Yeah!

Dreus!

Come on in.

Guys...

...this is Mr Kees.

Mr Kees is a substitute for your teacher.

And Mr Kees...

Mr Kees is...

...a trainee.

They're a lively bunch. So if something's up, let me know.

Sep! Tobias!

Anna, Aukje, Bart, Ben, Fred, Hasna, Jackie, Karim, Koen...

...Lisa, Manon, Tim, Tom, Tobias, Rachida, Sep, Winston and Wahed.

Learned it by heart last night.

Oh... Yes?

Aukje. - Yes, Aukje?

If you push that black lever, it lowers.

Cool.

Oh, an omelet sandwich.

What's on our sandwich? - Ham.

Again!?

Can't wait till recess, right?

Sir? - Yes, Aukje?

If you mention the food project, you're allowed to eat.

Right, guys?

Yes. - Really?

FOOD PROJECT

Food project!

I'll just eat half.

Take this one.

Go ahead.

Enjoy.

Mom, I'm back!

Nice cup of coffee. - Thanks.

Kees, here's a nice cup of coffee for you, too.

Mr Kees.

Cola?

We don't drink that at school, you know. - No?

To set a good example for the children.

Right. Of course.

He's actually not a substitute, but a trainee.

They're always nice. - Really?

We're going on the monkey bars, right? - Oh, yes!

At my last school we once had a trainee...

...who took us parachute jumping every weekend.

No way. - Yes way.

How old do you think he is? - Twenty or something.

Maybe he just finished elementary school. He's about as tall as Fred.

But a 100 times as smart. - I'll beat you up!

Let's go on the baboon bars. - Baboon bars?

It's Fred's specialty. - I'll thump you up!

Good. Go on.

Go, guys.

And jump.

Yes? - The schedule, sir. Over there.

Hey, show and tell. Nice.

Rachida?

Who's Rachida again?

Rachida? - No, I'm Hasna.

Yes, of course.

Rachida? - Aukje, sir.

Rachida finds it hard to speak in front of groups.

She hates show and tell. Last time she had to cry.

Because she's from Mexico. - From Morocco, idiot.

You're an idiot.

Can't we just give her an A? - Hello! I'd like an A too.

Guys, hold on...

I don't even know who Rachida is yet. - Just give that A.

Come on.

Go ahead. Start.

I'm Rachida... - Louder!

Fred, be Quiet!

I'm Rachida and my show and tell is about Teach...

Teach!

Well, Mr Kees.

This Mr Kees.

I am Kees Bruin.

I'm 19 and I'm still in school, so I'm still a trainee.

I still live with my mom. My dad passed away, unfortunately.

I've got a dog called Harley.

My hobbies are soccer, Asterix & Obelix...

...computer games, jokes and...

Sorry...

And I'm in love with Marie-Louise Mulder.

But I haven't told her yet.

Well, I actually haven't really talked to her yet.

Well...

That's it!

This was my show and tell about Mr Kees.

Teach!

Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach.

Guys, guys...

Guys...

Any Questions?

Yes?

Why haven't you ever talked to that Marie-Louise?

When we run into each other there's 6m of dog leash between us.

She's got a mean dog who always barks at mine.

So I can't really hear what she says.

Tobias?

That was my Question too.

Now we have to give Rachida a grade.

What did you think? Was it informative?

Very much. - Yes!

Could you all hear it? - Yes.

Even at the back? - Very well, Teach!

Did you learn something new? - Yes.

Sure did!

That sounds like a successful show and tell.

An... A.

An A. An A.

An A, but... - A crocodile with a nut.

Hi, dad. - Hey, guys.

Come over here. Hold this.

There we go. Hold it.

The dormer, it...

Right. Yes...

Let's go to the hut.

Hey?

Oh, mini pancakes!