Stiff Competition

- Thank you, George. - That was scrumptious.

I thought you would enjoy that.

Now, I've got another little surprise for you.

- Oh? - Yes, something rather exciting.

-Oh, George, every time I'm with you is exciting.

-I must warn you, though, that the place I have in mind is sometimes frequented

by rather unsavory characters.

It could get a little rough.

Well, I feel safe with you.

Twenty, man.

Motherfucker.

Oh, George, you and your surprises.

- - We got 20, three to one.

- A hundred bucks, one hundred bucks. - Twenty right here.

- Twenty more. - Pull them, you're eight minutes.

Do I have any takers'? We got some more action over here.

- Yes, I'll take 20 on that. - Okay.

- Give me 20 of it. - A cock sucking contest!

Oh, George.

This is my last 42 bucks.

-I'm telling you, that girl can't do anything.

Give me that money, it's going to be a surefire bet.

I tell you, clem.

Okay. Anybody else'?

Anybody else'?

Aren't you going to bet'?

I'm into it purely for the sport.

Well, I know differently.

Okay. Anybody else'?

Bets are closed. Okay, are we ready'?

Is the girl ready?

Okay. Ladies, gentlemen.

The money is down. Money talks, bullshit walks.

Are you ready'?

On your Mark... get set... go!

One minute, 15 seconds.

We're just into it now.

That way, good technique.

That's the way to work it, mouth.

- What do you think, folks? - Do you think she'll do it?

I think she'll do it.

Come on, baby. Two minutes, 20 seconds.

Excellent, excellent.

- See, I've told you. - You're going to get your money.

She can't do anything.

I'm warning you, mouth.

Fuck you, Jeff.

Hey, wait a minute.

- What's going on? - George, what happened?

Well, she quit,

and now that gentleman's going to have to forfeit the bet.

- Mouth, where the hell are you going? - You can't run out on me.

She quit.

What about my money?

Let go of me.

Shit.

- Goddamn it. - What's the big deal?

-You act as though you think you could do it better.

I can, you know that.

Let's see you.

Okay, I'll be right back.

- Do you need some help? - Are you crazy?

Those people in there are ready to take my head off!

- Yeah, I need some help! - I know, I was one of those people.

-Well, I mean, the only way anybody's gonna help is...

I know.

- Are you serious? - I'm serious.

- You're not joking? - No.

- Last chance to back out. - Nope.

Let's go.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

We got another one of my girls here to finish the job.

Hey, that's not the chick we bet on.

- What do you mean? - Who cares what girl it is.

-Hey, man, you give me back my money, motherfucker, or I'm kicking your ass.

-The deal was eight minutes, not who does it.

What's the difference?

- I guess none. - Precisely.

All right, are you ready?

On your marks... get set... go.

Seven seconds into it, she's making excellent progress.

Will she do it, ladies and germs?

I believe so.

- Almost there, come on. - Come on, baby.

Almost. You're almost in the money.

Almost there.

Come on.

- Come on, come on. Yes, go deeper. - Come on, you can do it.

We did it, we did it!

Oh, baby, you saved my ass!

Oh, come on, let me buy you dinner.

Please. Please, you gotta

- let me buy you dinner. - Okay, okay.

Oh, god, thank you. Thank you.

Oh, baby, you just saved my ass.

Thank you.

Oh, Jesus.

You're the best.

- - Oh, give me a fucking break.

Cynthia, this is the mouth.

What is it?

You're kidding.

I ran out on Jeff and she took over.

So she must be good.

I want you to keep an eye on her and Jeff for me.

I want to know everything that they're up to.

I don't want anything getting in the way of my comeback.

Sure, sure, sure. I'll send you some money,

just keep an eye on them.

Okay.

What was that all about?

-Well, it seems that there's a newcomer on the west coast, and she's good.

The mouth managed to throw another one of her temper tantrums

and this other chick just stepped in and took over.

Now Jeff is managing her.

- That sounds like trouble. - That's all I need, goddammit.

-Now, look, don't get bent out of shape, snake.

We haven't even seen this new girl yet.

She's probably just another flash in the pan.

-Oh, yeah? All I know is no one's going to get in our way

of winning that suck-off.

I'm going to do anything I have to do for us to collect that $50,000.

-Just don't forget that I haven't decided to enter yet.

- What kind of talk is that? - What are you, crazy?

Listen, when you're done with your training,

you'll be back in your old form.

It'll be a breeze.

You're so sexy when you get angry.

Oh, yeah? You liked that, huh?

Come here.

You know what this means?

Mm-hmm.

You're going to fuck me.

- Touch my chest. - Come on, touch it.

Ooh, that feels good. That feels so good.

Let me tell you what. Why don't I not fuck you,

and I'll just look at you and jerk off?

No. I'm going to fuck you.

Easy, easy, easy.

You don't want me to cum, do you?

Cum too quick.

Not yet.

You're so sexy.

You're so fucking sexy.

Let me grind that in there.

Move that ass on me, move that ass on me.

That's it. Great, let me see you move your hips around, nice and slow.

Wow, your ass is so great. Such a great ass.

- You like this way? - Yes.

-You're like a stallion, you look like a stallion.

No, I look like a stallion.

Swing your head around, I want to see your hair.

- Tell me your name. - I want to hear your name.

- Silky. - Ooh, say it again.

Cynthia silk throat.

I can suck your cock better than it's ever been sucked before.

Show me what a big load you've got for me, Jake.

All over your pussy.

Yes, I want to see it.

You want to see it?

-See how much cum you've got to give me, baby.

Show me.

Oh, that's...

Oh, my god.

That butt's an achievement.

- You drive me crazy, you know that? - You drive me crazy.

You see what I mean?

There's a lot of money to be made in this business.

A lot of people don't even know it exists.

I mean, $50,000 is a lot of money, if you ask me.

Fifty thousand dollars for a blowjob?

-Not just any blowjob, the best blowjob in the world.

They call it the super bowl of suck-offs.

They hold it each year in Vegas, but this year, the price is 50 big ones.

Winner-take-all.

God, what I could do with $50,000.

Well, that's where I come in.

See, you need yourself a grade-a manager like myself.

I get a percentage.

You take the prize and all the glory.

That works out to be a very equitable affair.

Now, the only problem I can see, of course, is silky.

Silky?

Cynthia silk throat.

That's what they call her, anyway.

You see, everybody in the business has a name.

She's the east coast champ.

She's retired now, but rumor has it she was going to get back

in the business when she heard about the prize at the big suck-off.

Well, I'm not worried about her.

You did say I was the best around, didn't you?