Deal

I have to go to school tomorrow early.

You always call it school. I think the conservatory's a bit more than that.

School sounds nicer.

So you want to be a conductor.

A composer. But you conduct your own pieces with an orchestra.

Yes, with those sticks.

One stick. Two sticks is for Chinese food.

Funny, composer...

Not a job for women. - That's not what I mean. It's just...

Am I too short or is it my childish face?

I'm already 27. An old hag compared to you.

On the edge of decline.

People with a round face, always stay young longer.

Yes, I have a circular head. You can draw me with a compass.

Stop taking pictures.

But you think it would look bad if I conducted an orchestra?

No, I'd just expect you with a violin or something.

Violinist?

I'd rather be a whore. - Jesus!

Shocking, isn't it? - Yes, what a job that would be.

Every morning, you'd go to work with your lunch box.

No, whore's not my thing.

But it's better than violinist.

If you ever change your mind, let me know where you are.

As a whore, you mean. - Yes.

I'll mail you my prices.

How much would that cost? I have no idea.

Whatever men are prepared to pay.

No, I think there are fixed prices.

What could I charge?

Don't be silly.

No, tell me. Give me a figure.

What I'd pay for you if we...

I wouldn't know you and you'd be sitting there.

Just in general, what would you pay for one time with me.

Jesus! - No, not Jesus, you!

If I bid too much, you'll think I really want it.

And if I bid too little, you'll be offended.

No, I won't be offended.

If you bid too much, it'll be a compliment.

What would you bid in this life on this planet?

2000 euros.

Deal.

2.000, really? - Yes.

When I look into my heart what it would be worth to me...

then that's how much.

Well, deal then.

This conversation's becoming weird. You're not serious, are you?

I wasn't serious at first, but when I think rationally...

I think you came up with a realistic amount for yourself...

and I'd do it for that much.

Get lost!

That's one month of working here and I'm buggered.

Do you know what it means, working in hospitality?

When you're also studying?

I'd rather make that in one night.

You're not a creep and...

I'd give away some intimacy...

and I'd have to deal with the fact that you know how I am in bed.

And you're not poor. You live in a house paid by your father.

I wouldn't be exploiting a poor person. We'd both get something out of it.

How drunk are you?

This is only my... You're more drunk than me.

This is really... This is really insane.

I don't think it's an amount that will keep you awake at night.

But I think it will keep you awake if you let this opportunity go.

It's not going to happen any other way between us.

If I had wanted it, it would already have happened.

What? I've never asked anything or made any indecent proposals.

We're just friends, aren't we? - Yeah right, Midas, I'm not crazy.

Come on.

Not everybody always wants sex.

No, but you're even prepared to pay 2000 euros for it...

and maybe more if I tried, which I won't.

2.000 is OK.

And, again, no offence, but it won't happen any other way.

I mean...

You're a nice guy, but look at my boyfriends.

They're very different types.

Yes, dumber and more vulgar.

That derogatory comment means you're jealous.

And they're not dumb, they're just different. You're a bit girlie.

My boyfriends are hairier and rougher.

Yes, and older.

Yes, sometimes older.

Anyway, different from you.

And I don't mind it if you tell other people after we've done it.

Don't tell them you paid for it, of course.

But if you'd want to share it with your friends, I wouldn't be ashamed of you.

Does it sound even more attractive now?

You're really serious, aren't you?

You also looked very serious when you were thinking of the amount.

Or else I'd never have brought it up.

So now it's suddenly my idea!

I didn't say that.

Why are you so tense? We're talking about something nice.

I'm going to clean up.

Should I help you clean up?

No, I'll do it myself. Gives me time to think.

The last drink was on me.

Thank you. - Go have a good sleep.

Dad, what I really called about...

I have a question. - Kathmandu.

What?

I thought you wanted to ask what the capital of Nepal was.

Strange that it has to be cash.

It's for a seminar in Belgium and you know what Belgians are like.

You always have to pay cash. - Yes, those Belgians.

Right, those Belgians.

Did you bring a wallet? - It fits in my pocket.

Jesus, and you want to go into insurance.

Have you got an envelope or something?

This is the envelope of your nephew's birth announcement card. That alright?

Put it away safely.

If you lose it, you'll be crying again.

Thanks, dad.

Hey, Sara. - Hey.

Can I have a coffee and a glass of water?

Right.

Right.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I got your text message.

Can I have 2 cookies? Or 3, actually.

I really like these cookies.

I like those little waffles.

I like these.

So... shall we make a plan?

What do you mean? - How are we going to do it?

Where, how? Your house, mine?

I can't really picture it yet.

I'm sure you can.

Maybe this is something you do somewhere else.

So I thought maybe... if it's possible...

Maybe we can go away for a weekend.

I can never go in the weekend because I always have to rehearse on Saturdays.

But I can go on Fridays.

Friday. - Yes, Friday.

Is there a specific place you want to go to?

You've been thinking about it so you must know a place.

But that will be a surprise.

I'll arrange something.

Have you got a valid passport? - Yes, I just got a new one.

Bring it because they always ask for it in a hotel.

Separate beds?

If you insist on separate beds, I can...

No man, come on.

Sorry.

What shall I wear? Chic, sporty?

Tell me, it's your day.

Jesus, what have I done! - How about me?

As if this is normal for me.

I don't know what you're used to.

Nothing when it comes to this.

When it comes to what?

Don't say anything.

What's your full name?

Are we signing a contract?

No.

Hello, I wanted to use my Frequent Flyer Points.

Via the website?

Barcelona! - Yep.

It's quite something.

This is where we'll be.

And that's where we'll sleep tonight. - No!

Yes. - Fuck a duck!

Well, well.

Did you pay for this with your Air Miles too?

No, Fly Miles. For 30,000 miles you can spend a night here.

Trading stamps for cosmopolitans.

Yes, for 1000 miles you get a toaster.

So you had to choose between one night in this hotel or 30 toasters.

Something like that.

Not bad! - Yes.

A view of the sea. - Quite.

Well, well. - Smoke alarms, that's a minus.

Which side do you prefer? - The right side.

Then I'll sleep here. - Then I meant the other side.

You meant left. - Yes.

It's called left these days.

It doesn't really matter if we're not going to sleep anyway.

Won't we sleep at all?

I'll sleep an hour on the beach.

Last night, I went to bed at 3.

Otherwise I'll be a wreck tonight.

You slept two hours in the plane. So you really went to bed at 1.

That's not how it works.

Ok, it's your day. - It's more like your day.

That's true. - "That's true", he said.

Here? - Whose day was it?

You can say whose day it is, because it's your day.

Do you like this spot? - Yes.

We'll stay here then.

Here we go.

You're not hairy. - You don't like that, of course.

No, it suits you. You don't have a face for hairy.

A face for hairy...

Right, Godfried, an unexpected holiday.

The woman with the two breasts. - Yes, I can see that.

Do my undies look like swimmers? - Yes, definitely.