Club Sandwich (Club sándwich)

All done.

Finished.

Good. Now we just have to wait till it soaks in.

No, don't. You're going to stick to the bed.

No, this one takes five.

What about the red one?

The red bikini. You don't like anymore?

I like this one more.re.

I don't.

I don't like yours either.

You bought them for me.

For swimming class.

They're too small for you now.

I like them.

And I like mine.

It's empty.

It's low season.

It's cheaper.

Want to go for a swim?

No, again.

No, spank.

No, my turn.

Bitter?

Hemorrhoids.

Ok, go.

Fart?

Your turn.

I can't stand it when you call me honey-bun.

To the bathroom.

-Lift the seat if you pee. -Okay.

Prince?

What about it?

Why do you like Prince?

Because he's a great musician.

Because he's sexy.

Him

He's sexy.

Him, his music, all of it is sexy.

Am I sexy?

Yes.

In a different way.

What do you mean?

You are sexy.

Not like Prince, but in your own way.

Do you know what you're having?

A club sandwich. You?

A sandwich.

Club?

No, just a sandwich.

And to drink?

A chocolate shake?

Why don't you order a club sandwich?

Too much bread.

It's fattening.

You're not fat.

Thanks.

Can I have your pickles?

Can I have your tomatoes?

It's disgusting.

-You're disgusting. -I know.

-Ouch! -Sorry.

I don't know.

Have you ever squeezed anyone else's?

No, just yours.

Never.

Because they're disgusting.

You're my son.

Nothing about you disgusts me.

Fucking mosquito! Why don't they bite you?

Let's go up. They're going to eat me alive.

Ten... nine...

...eight... seven...

...six... five...

...four... three...

...two... All done.

Two out of three.

-One more minute. -Two out of three. Go on.

-Don't wet the floor. I won't.

I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

For a walk.

Don't be long.

I won't.

Don't wet the floor. -I won't.

What?

Why don't you wear the boxers I bought you?

I like my Y-fronts.

-They're hideous. -I like them.

What?

Nothing. I like looking at you.

Hector!

You are growing a mustache.

-No. -I swear.

-No. -Touch it.

No.

No.

-Go on. -All right.

Enough...

That's enough!

I want to go to sleep!

All right.

Goodnight. -Night.

Love you. -Me too.

Should I shave it?

Best not to. It'll only grow back thicker.

What's wrong?

It's the bed.

What about it?

-There's a spring. A what?

A spring.

Yes.

You're right. It's a bastard.

Which side do you want?

Hec-tor...

Hec-tor...

Hector!

Hector!

How did you sleep?

Like a log.

Two out of three?

Don't wet the floor.

Did you hear me?

I heard you.

Are you sure?

Ok.

Don't forget your sunblock if you go out.

Hey...

Hey...

You got burned.

Now we just have to wait till it soaks in.

Jazmin.

HectHector.

Who are you here with?

My mom.

And your dad?

No what?

I don't have one.

It's cool.

Thanks.

So why did you come to this hotel?

It was a promotion.

Why at this time of year?

The promotion.

I think it's dry now.

No, not yet.

This was my mom and dad's favorite hotel.

I was conceived here.

Here?

Room 306.

Right here?

I think it's dry now.

Yes, it's dry.

Apply it three times a day.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

How long?

I don't know.

Two, three hours?

I don't know. I fell asleep.

I told you not to forget the sunblock.

Does it hurt?

Yes.

Are you hungry?

Yes.

Club sandwich?

No, quesadillas.

Where was I made?

What?

You and him... Where did you make me?

I don't know, Hector.

It wasn't special?

No...

I mean... Yes...

...yes, it was special.

Then why don't you remember?

You can't remember every time.

Because people have sex lots of times, Hector.

Some people remember.

Some people don't fuck much.

Hector!

Mom?

Mom...

Mom...

Nothing. You were having a nightmare.

Why don't you go to the beach?

I'm not leaving you all burned out like that.

-Mom. -For better or for worse.

What have you got?

A pair.

Three of a kind.

10, 11, 14, 15 plus 8 is 23...

24, 25 times 2 is 50.

Your turn.

-No. -No.

Two points.

Is there nothing else on?

No.

Do you want me to change it?

Mom.

What?