Ugly Betty

Previously on "Ugly betty"...

-Hilda suarez, I love you. Will you marry me? -Oh.

So you like someone.

Yeah.

-Are you my mother? -Yes.

Tyler is not who you think he is.

-Well, who is he then? -He's your brother.

I really, uh, need to see you tonight.

I'm kind of busy right now.

Thanks for not ditching me tonight.

My name is betty suarez,

And I'm looking for a new orthodontist.

I've been wearing braces for over four years now.

Good-bye, braces.

Whoo!

-Morning! -Morning.

Okay.

Hey!

Papi, betty and I were up all night

Talking about my wedding, and there is really no way

That we can do it without 100 snow-white doves.

What do you need doves for? City's full of pigeons.

-And they're free. -Pigeons?!

Ugh! Why do you hate me?!

Betty, back me up.

I don't know if I said " A hundred white doves."

Ay! Where is justin when you need him?

Uh, hey, austin.

Um, just leaving another message.

Don't really know how you're feeling about what happened...

Um, you know, the... kiss.

Maybe you st your phone or something.

I don't really know. Probably not.

Um, anyway, you can call me back.

Um, uh, this is justin.

Justin! Papi doesn't understand the doves.

There have to be a hundred, and if they're not snow white,

Then they might as well just be pigeons.

That's what I said. Betty, before I forget,

This is your last check for the orthodontist.

Papi, I'm an adult. I can cover it myself.

Then I will take it.

What? Champagne waterfalls are very expensive.

Please, I'm your father. Let me do this.

And besides, it's my fault.

Everyone on my side of the family

Has the big, crazy chompers. A.B., look this way.

I got you just a little small something

To celebrate your braces coming off.

Aww! How sweet!

Not so fast.

You can't have it until those things are gone.

Okay, well, one more thing to look forward to.

All right, family...

Say good-bye to the braces!

'cause you're never gonna see them again!

Bye, braces!

Tyler? Interesting. I'm totally on board.

Oh. Um...

Amanda spilled a wine cooler on my shirt last night, so--

Oh, last night. So you slept over?

Boo-yay! I totally got the stain out.

Thanks. Um...

Listen, listen, I should probably go.

Okay.

So... will I see you later?

Yeah, if you want to.

Marc, nothing happened. Honest to prada.

He was just jet-lagged from his trip with claire

So he stayed over. That right there

Was the first time we've even kissed.

It's actually kind of nice,

Getting to know a y before I tickle his ginger. Sweet.

It really is.

Marc, I think this might be the start of something real.

So does daniel know about you and his half brother?

No, daniel doesn't know, and he's never going to.

Really, never? Secrets come out, mandy.

If you think this is real, you should probably tell daniel

Before he hears about it someplace else.

So the whole time I'm on this date, right,

I keep staring at this guy's funky lateral incisor.

But, I mean, I can't say anything

'cause you know how men are. They're so sensitive.

Huh, what was that?

-Dr. Frankel? -Yeah?

I'm really enjoying this story,

But we're gonna take my braces off today,

-right? -Of course. Absolutely! Of course.

Great.

So, anyway, I'm sitting at the table,

And mr. Funkyity tooth is taking forever with this menu, right?

Look, I have to be at work soon because it's picture day,

And I'm really looking forward to getting a new I.D... mm.

With my new smile.

And I don't want to rush you or anything...

mm-hmm. Enough said. Absolutely.

You have had these on forever...

Forever. And you are dying to get them off.

-We're not gonna waste another minute. -Yep, okay.

-Are we ready? -I'm so ready.

And...

-There's the fire alarm. -Are you freaking kidding me?!

I'm so sorry. It's been on the fritz all week.

Well, at least the sprinklers didn't go off this time. What?

Bonjour!

I just got back. I brought you some parisian chocolate.

Great. But I'm kind of busy right now,

Getting ready for this shoot. Oh, yes! The million dollar bra.

Everybody's talking about it.

You really pulled off quite a coup there.

Ad sales are through the roof.

-Aren't you going to ask me about my trip? -How s your trip?

Alexis and tyler really hit it off.

You know, she was skeptical at first,

But then when she really let herself get to know him...

I just... I wish you had been there. Yeah--

A fun vacation with my half brother who I don't like

And my mother who lied to me about his very existence.

Daniel, can we please just talk about this?

Why start now?

I'm late for my meeting. Excuse me.

I have three words for you--

Million dollar bra.

It's never been featured on a cover before,

But the good people at eve's seduction

Are allowing "Mode" To be the very first, thanks to me.

Thank you, thank you.

Yes, yes. Daniel did something right.

Hallelujah, it's a miracle.

So the bra launches its world tour with a gala send-off

This afternoon at the guggenheim.

We will be shooting the bra immediately after...

At the guggenhei also thanks to me.

If you turn to page seven of your packets,

You'll see the bra's itinerary for the day, or bra-tinerary.

Uh, we are working under a very tight timeline,

-So you will have four hours to shoot the bra. -Uh, daniel?

I'm sure you have this all thought through,

And, uh, I might be a little slow,

But can you explain to me how we're gonna shoot the bra

While it's on a plane?

What are you talking about?

Well, according to your bra-tinerary,

You have us shooting the bra in the afternoon,

But the new press release from eve's seduction

Has the bra on its way to cairo at the same time.

I'm sure it's just, uh, been a little mix-up

And won't be a problem.

No, this is a huge problem.

I know the bra has a busy schedule,

But you promised me four hours to do the shoot.

We... no, we didn't have a written agreement,

We had a verbal one.

Look, just put someone else on the phone.

Hel-hello? -Dael.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

I sort of met someone.

Really?

Well...

Good for you... I guess.

There's more.

It's tyler.

Amanda...

How can you do this to me?

Well, we said we were casual.

I-I thought that's how this worked.

Yeah, but he's my half brother.

Don't you see how messed up that is? Daniel--

Don't say anything.

?

Do you thinkaybe--oh.

Sorry, I-I was talking.

Hey, that's not so bad.

I had planned everything out.

I was supposed to have my braces off,

I picked out a nice outfit. Aww, why didn't you wear it?

And then the sprinklers went off

At my orthodontist's this morning.

-Ironically improving your look slightly. -Thanks.

Hey, betty, ask me if, in four years,

I've ever gotten tired of making fun of you.

Go ahead, ask me. Ask me! In four years, ve you ever got--

Nope!

Okay, betty, wait, come back. Come on, we can fix this.

Look, watch.

First, we just gotta get rid of the braces,

And then we'll fix that hair.

-Ah! Thank you, marc! -Bup-bup-bup! We're not done yet.

Now we gotta fix that face!

Let's try this and this and this.

Voil?

Marc, this looks nothing like me.

You're welcome.

I am out of options.

Their head of publicity changed the bra schedule last minute.

E really screwed me on this. So go above her.

Betty, the only person

Higher up at eve's seduction is eve herself,

And no one's ever seen her smile.