Another Day in America

Do you know what it is you're holding?

It's a printout of my tweets.

April 15th, 2013. Can you read that one please?

"This is why we should continue to bomb..

..these Muslim rats into the Stone Age"

In October 12th, 2012.

"People need to stop being such faggot ass bitches..

..and take responsibility for their own actions".

And August 2nd, 2012.

"Women need to decide between being a trophy wife..

..or marriage material".

"But either way, they need to shut the fuck up,

cook a solid meal, suck their man's dick".

Tracy, I wrote these when I was in, in college and high school.

I have to let you go.

You are letting me go.

It's policy.

Really?

Do you see the trash that works in this place?

All the weirdos, the sluts, the money hungry fucks.

And you're firing me.

Okay? Yeah. That's enough.

You can see yourself out. I do wish you the best.

Wish me the best, huh?

Wish me the best. You know what?

Fuck you, you fucking bitch.

Okay. That shit right there,

you can take that shit back to Twitter.

But right here, right now, I will personally fuck you up.

Do you understand me? Get out!

Joe.

Oh, what the fuck is this?

Fucking animals.

Larry, come on.

Yeah.

Where's Joe?

No idea. What's up?

Tracy fired Manny over a bunch of old tweets.

Man, he was working on three deals.

Yeah, I know. I'm gonna need the team to pick up the slack.

Christ.

I mean, a heads up would've been nice.

Well, now, you know, Larry, do you have a problem with this?

Yes. I would've prepared better.

I mean, we all pretty heavy workloads.

- Heavy workloads? - Yeah.

Well, you know what? It's about to get worse.

Justin didn't come to work today

The Benjamin deal is going to committee tomorrow,

and he hasn't finalized the notes.

It has to go to the committee members tonight.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at you. Why would I look at you, Larry?

Why?

Has anyone seen Joe?

I don't know where Joe is,

but I went in his office and it smelled awful in there.

Yeah, it smelled like piss or something.

Definitely piss.

Well, look, everybody Manny's gone. He got fired.

Justin is MIA.

And I heard he had a meeting with Tracy yesterday.

Oh, is she gonna fire him too?

I don't know, but here's what I do know is we need to rally

and we need to make this transition as smooth as possible

Both those guys sucked.

Alright. Anyway, in the meeting room in an hour everyone. Okay?

- One hour. - Mm-hmm.

Hey Ma!

I'll be home tonight.

I'm sorry, ma. I had a lot of work. I slept at the office.

That's great.

You're the best, ma.

Hey, I gotta go, I gotta jump in a meeting, okay?

Yeah. I love you, ma.

Hey, Scott.

Joe, have you seen Aaron?

No, I haven't seen her.

What about last night? Did you see her last night

At the bar?

Yeah. What did you see?

What you mean? Nothing.

What did you see?

Well, towards the end when she left?

I was hammered. Everybody was.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing. Just saying we're all fucked up.

The whole night's a blur.

So you're making an excuse then, right?

No man. Get a grip, will you?

I'm not trying to make an excuse.

It was a rough night and I'm fucking hung over.

Good morning, Mary.

I'm gonna need the Ferris file

if you could grab that for me, please.

Here you go.

So, no drinking for you last night, Mary.

Oh God, no. I set that out.

What about you?

Uh, no, Mary, because those things are for loosers.

Besides, I got the kid this week.

I wanna put in as much time as possible.

Where is baby mama Betsy?

I told you, Mary. Her name is cunt face.

And Cunt face is on some island spending my kids' child support

on margaritas and cocaine.

Maybe your ex and my ex should be together.

Yeah, she's not my ex.

I fucked a slut and had a baby.

Honestly, I gotta fight for my custody like Stalingrad

And Stalingrad is bad.

Stalingrad is bad.

Scott, look over this for me.

Have you seen Aron?

No.

No, you haven't seen her or no, she's not in yet?

No as in I have no idea where she is

and no, I don't give a shit either.

These guys nowadays,

soft as shit,

just grown men hung up playing and crying.

They're always on his phone just staring at the screen.

I feel bad for Scott.

And you see the pain on his face.

He's bringing his personal shit into the office.

Bad business. And that affects my business.

Maybe it's time to let him go.

Can't afford to.

Fucking new kid freaks me the fuck out.

This place is going to shit

Star?

She's real nice - Star.

Fucking freak.

God dammit. What was I saying? I've lost my thought.

- Firing Scotty. - Right.

He's my best analyst.

Just has to shake it off, get back on track

and leave his personal life outta here.

Well, unfortunately, as you just saw,

our personal lives leak into the office.

It's okay. We all do it.

He just needs to get help.

We talking about Scott or the Star freak?

Christ! Scotty, Greg, Scott.

Well, he said he was going to see a shrink.

Well, that's good.

You know, sometimes getting over a breakup

can be harder than death.

Nothing's harder than death

and no, Mary, breakups aren't supposed to be that hard.

He's weak.

There's a point where your pride has to kick in.

Pride is a deadly sin.

Yes, so is being a pussy.

It is.

I don't think that's one of the seven deadly sins.

Yes. Sloth and being a pussy are one and the same.

Sloth is being very lazy.

Exactly. He's a pussy.

And if you say so..

I do.

And, and it takes a deadly sin to kill a deadly sin.

And which one is he killing?

Lust.

Aron is a whore.

- That's harsh. - It's true.

Trust me. She's just like cunt face.

They are cut from the same whore cloth

posing, taking photographs of herself all day. For what?

So what's your go-to deadly sin?

Wrath.

Trolled rage.

It kills all the deadly sins. Gets you out of them.

Especially lust. I used wrath, plowed right through it.

I figured it would be greed.

Yep, that too.

- Okay. - But Wrath being swallow.

- Nadia. Hi. - Hey.

Is Erin in yet?

I haven't seen her.

What about last night, did you see her leave?

No. I mean, you know Erin and her Irish goodbyes.

Yeah. Uh, so you didn't see her leave with anyone?

No.

No.

When she gets in here, let her know I'm looking for her.

Yeah, you got it.

Lads, did you see Erin?

Oh boy.

No, I think I get in around 8:00 PM

Yeah, man.

See you on the course, bright and early.

Shit, shit, I gotta go. Okay.

Tracy, how are you? Have a seat.

So what's it gonna be?

Well, I reviewed your proposal.

Unfortunately, I just can't give your department

that kind of a raise.

Carl.

My team is the most diverse group in the company,