Erkekler

I will cut it off.

I will cut it off.

You cut it off too.

-What are they doing? -He will cut it off. He will cut it off.

Enough!

God created us with this to punish us.

Keep calm. Calm down.

-Don't come closer. -Right.

Stop.

I said don't come closer.

Cut...

-You cut it off too. -Alright. Alright.

I would have cut it if it would grow back like a black person afterwards.

Stop it, don't even joke about it.

I address the whole world!

Let's cut it all together.

Cut it off, son. If you're sick of it, get rid of it.

What ever happened to us, it is because of it.

He will cut what, his throat?

Cut it!

What's the technical name of it?

Cut it off! You cut it off too!

Sir, please pardon me. I'm spelling it.

-Delta. -Cut is off.

India.

That's enough. Don't spell it. I got it. Stop him right away!

You cut it off too! Cut it off!

-We got him. -On the ground.

Let me go. I will cut it off. You'll cut it too.

Let me go. I will cut it off.

Famous attorney Adem Yunus, who wants all the men to cut their reproductive organs

is now in the psychiatry ward of this hospital.

Sir, would you cut it off?

No way, out of the question. But it is true that it is stressful.

What do you think about this?

I'm getting married, I hope he doesn't take this as an example.

-What are you saying? -And you?

My husband's is not working anyway, so he can cut it.

Follow me.

Sir, he is a well-known lawyer of age 40. He is divorced and has a daughter.

But nobody managed to communicate with Adem Bey.

He refused all of the other doctors.

So that's why we had to call you in.

-Which room is he in? -The 1401, sir.

Hello.

I said I didn't want any doctors.

Never mind the doctors. Look at this mess.

I don't like things without any symmetry. Hold it.

I don't like it. Pull it. Yes.

Everything should be symmetrical.

Tidy these up.

Nazım.

I heard that you call it Oscar.

This is Palme d'Or.

Now that we all met

we can speak don't we?

I'm not ill.

My uncle wanted to cut his Oscar, too.

He actually did it.

But I never thought he was ill.

Damn him. I hope you die in the ambulance.

Devil stole it away

Damn you. He shot the horse down I've been riding for years.

That's enough. Get out. You will step on it and smash it.

He must be so peaceful now.

My uncle is now resting at Karacaahmet. It's my aunt who suffered.

What's all this fuss about cutting it off?

Everything is because of it.

I wasn't enjoying anything for a very long time.

I was deeply sad.

Come here. I will catch you. Come

Kiss daddy.

Come on, kiss your dad.

You don't care about the experiences, you don't care about the love, don't you?

Let's go, let's do, let's get in, let's get out.

You don't care if it is day or night.

You're always on the go, you beast.

When you are done, you are relieved like a baby.

And I'm going crazy.

I'm sick of dealing with you.

I am tired of being under your control.

I'm tired!

You are the reason of everything, boy!

You have devastated me.

Where's my wife?

Where's my daughter, huh?

Talk to me.

I am a dead man walking.

But it is over.

It's over!

That's it. Have your last pray, Oscar!

I'm getting rid of you.

So you went up to the roof

to cut it off.

But what do you want from ours?

It is not only my problem, but all the men.

We have to cut all the Oscars off for a true salvation.

A society without Oscars is a society without classes, Doc.

So you want to change the world just like Marx, but in another way.

A society without Oscars, huh?

I have seen what Marx couldn't see.

Do you know the weak point in his theory is, Doc?

This.

It is this, Oscar, who creates the class distinctions.

This is what forces men to be more powerful.

Constantly making us to seek more money and status.

So? What equality, what brotherhood?

We men do all the bullshit to be the most powerful.

Why is that?

You tell me, why?

Because women choose the powerful men.

-Just like animals do. -Yes, that's the point, Doc.

Lions, chimpanzees,

all the male animals fight furiously with each other in mating season, right?

To death.

Right, and the females mate with the champion lion.

The loser lion goes away in a pathetic mood,

licking his wounds.

While the winner starts to have fun with the female lion

running to the hills and valleys.

They make love.

Why is that?

-Why is that? -Because he is the strongest.

Where, on the surface of Earth,

have you see one single female lion feeling sad for the loser lion and fu...

Sorry.

And mate with him?

Well she has a point! Or the lions will extinct.

That's what the women do.

They choose the stronger man not to extinct.

It is impossible to say "I am not in this race" as long as this thing is here, Doc.

For all the men to have peace

So you say that our mind, our feelings, our social values don't matter at all.

We all act like animals.

What do you think has changed since we invented writing 5 thousands years ago

We're still animals. We're animals.

We're animals.

I saw a dream before I climbed up.

Tell me.

My God.

Oscar is missing.

Oscar is missing. Oscar is missing. Oscar is missing.

-Yes? -Hello. It's me, Adem. Adem.

I know.

Listen, I have a question for you.

My Oscar is missing. Do you have it? Can you check if I left it there?

-What are you talking about? -What do you think?

Listen.

Maybe it is under the bed or something. Just check it out. Please?

Are you making fun of me? And after that performance last night,

yours can't even be the Sundance, let alone the Oscar.

Why don't you just look for it, bitch?

I am ruined Adem Bey. My junk is missing.

Don't say?

İhsan Bey in apartment three has lost his too.

I think a thief sneaked into the whole site and stole everyone's junks.

I think it maybe telekine.

You go now. I'll try to find out what's going on.

If you find mine, don't confuse it with the others, alright?

Fine, fine. Come on now.

God.

A lot of men all around the country have woken up

without their Oscars this morning.

The news is, all the men in the world are losing their Oscars in masses.

We are connecting to the Ministry.

They say government is giving away Oscars.

Where's my Oscar?

We came from Kastamonu. They said the government is giving away Oscars.

We've been waiting since six in the morning.

The minister is coming out.

Sir, people are in panic. Will you make a statement about this situation?

Guys, we evaluated the situation in the cabinet meeting.

We will assemble the congress and create an investigation team.

Move.

Damn you.

What kind of a government is this?

Wife won't accept me to the bed because of you.

Uncle, we have the exact same problem. Let's discuss the matter in my car.

Fuck you.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You were in my dream, too.

My Oscar is still intact.

There're unbelievable dialogues among the men who have lost their Oscars.

Now comes the footage we recorded earlier.

I am sorry, sir. It is my fault. I should've signaled.

Oh no, sir. It is my bad.

I should've kept my distance. I'm sorry.

The penguins gather around to enjoy the rare sun.

Oh shit, not again.

Here is a shocking news.

The presidents of USA and Russia announced that they abolished their armies.

That's it.

The stock markets are collapsing.

Production in all business sectors including weapons, cosmetics, fashion

and automotive have stopped.

-I'm leaving. Bye. -The cameraman is going.

Here goes the electricians.

Head of News Coşkun Bey.

Where do all men go?

Let's cut it Let's cut it

Don't hold, cut it by the roots