Welcome to the Hartmanns (Willkommen bei den Hartmanns)

- With glasses or without glasses? - With. You look clever.

But hair is no good. You won't get a job like that.

- Hair? - Hair is disaster.

Such a full head of hair.

And so strong.

Hey! Kicking style, Diallo.

- What you do there, Diallo? - I working.

You not have to do that.

They have own people. Are you their slave?

You are confused.

WELCOME TO THE HARTMANNS

Monsieur, where are you?

Monsieur!

Get out of there. Go!

Angelika, cats eat mice. That's life.

No, that's not life.

Why do we buy him the expensive food then?

- Bring me some cheese. - Any special requests?

Camembert? Appenzeller? The mouse may be lactose-intolerant.

Richard, don't rile me. Help instead, damn it!

Ah, there's the little mousy. Uh!

Oh, I think it's dead.

When is the funeral?

Geli, you can't save the entire world.

When are we going to finally repair this damn door?

You just leave me alone.

Nasty cat.

- Morning. - Hi.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Hello.

Dr. Hartmann, sorry I'm a bit late. Have a nice weekend?

Do you come straight from the disco to surgery or what?

No, I have my workout group, with refugees.

- One hurt his ankle. - Refugees?

- Yeah. - Sure. Probably female, around 22.

Please, Dr. Berger, pretending to be Mother Teresa will get you nowhere.

What?

There! Just look at how they adore him.

Those stupid chicks. Like a bunch of teenagers.

Everything okay at home?

Of course it is. Why shouldn't it be okay?

Richard.

Enjoy life. Play tennis, go to Italy.

- How many more knees do you want to cut open? - Georg, not this discussion again.

I'm no retiree. You may as well bury me then. I'll shrivel and die!

I'll work here as long as I can.

Now pardon me, I have two knees, a hip and three shoulders today.

Back to last time when we dealt extensively with the vegetative nervous system.

That chapter will definitely be in the final exams.

Are there any questions about that?

Ms. Hartmann, I'd like to hear something other than your ringtones.

- It's a nuisance. - I'm sorry, I...

Just go outside. Please.

- Hello, Mom. - Hello, my dear. Am I disturbing you?

Are you really coming on Sunday?

- Oi course. - Lovely, I'm so glad.

And I wanted to tell you not to forget how good you have it.

How good we all have it. And how grateful we should be.

Yes, sure. I know what you mean.

Oh crap!

What? What is it?

I just saw someone who's been stalking me recently.

Not again, Sophie!

I think he's harmless. Don't worry, okay?

- I love you. See you Sunday. - I love you too.

Hello, Sophie. You look great.

Nice outfit, nice hair. It all works.

Urn... Thanks, Kurt.

- Why are you here? - I wanted to take you home.

So you don't have to take the subway, with the scum.

My taxi is parked outside.

That's really nice, Kurt, but...

- I have lecture for another hour. - I'll wait.

I won't go away. I'll stand right here, rooted like a tree.

Your tree.

Prepare the suture.

Doctor, there's a gap formation in the posterior horn of the medial meniscus.

- I think you should resect it again. - Think I don't see it?

Of course we'll resect it again. Incredible!

- I meant no harm. - You're here to learn, Dr. Berger!

Not to win a Nobel Prize in being a smartass!

- You're taking it a bit too far. - Be quiet, for God's sake!

You're making everyone nervous. Punch!

The curved punch!

My God, what's going on here today!

Birgit, then call Protestant welfare. It can't be that hard. We need kitchen staff.

Yes. I'll call you right back.

- Hello. - Hi.

I suppose you're bringing us clothes.

Hopefully not designer or there'll be fights. And we don't need much right now.

But thank you very much anyway, Mrs.?

Hartmann. Mrs. Hartmann.

I am a teacher. I was a teacher, a principal.

I wanted to ask if you might need someone to teach German classes, for example.

We have more than enough teachers.

All the retirees are knocking down our doors.

But if you want to help, there's loads to do.

Perhaps you'd like to inform yourself outside and...

Would you like a cappuccino?

Angelika! No way!

Holy moly!

I never would've thought that I'd meet you here.

How are you? Did you bring clothes?

And sexy Bernd made you a cappuccino.

I see. Saucy fella, eh?

- How is Richard? - Richard is fine. Thanks, Heike.

- Great. - What are you doing here?

I'm here every day. To teach German, you know.

- German? - Yes.

- Didn't you teach geography and PE? - What's your point?

I can pull that bit of German out of my left ass cheek.

And I do dance therapy. Very important.

Yeah. Well, I have to run. Bye, sweetie. Take care!

- I'm driving into the city. Want a lift? - I'd rather walk. I'm not a fan of cars.

I drive a very small car.

It's simple, Geli.

If we keep poisoning our environment,

it's no wonder millions of climate refugees want to come here.

Hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes, all the West's fault!

- Earthquakes too? - Yes, maybe not directly, but...

- I'll just plug in here. - Does that work?

Sure thing.

Awesome tunes, eh?

Heike, pardon me, but would it be possible for us to share the German class?

No, I don't think that'd be good.

My refugees are used to me. It'd confuse them.

Are you active otherwise? Are you guys involved?

Seriously now. What do you do with all your damn money?

Huh?

- Where are you injecting it? - I do this 20 times a day.

- It can't hurt. - Not you, in any case.

- Relax now, Mr. Hartmann. - Pardon me? I'm a doctor myself.

Carla, could you get us two cappuccinos?

Carla's right, Richman. You have to chillax.

How can you concentrate on your work with all these young chicks around?

All these young chicks make less of a fuss than you.

It's hyaluronic acid! They give it to babies in America.

- The Yanks are perverse. - Yes, they are. Keep still!

Careful!

There, everything's fine.

What'll we do about your hair? It won't get better on its own.

You're looking right at the top. That's a very unflattering perspective.

Autologous blood injections into the scalp, three to five sessions.

It may allow you to avoid a hair transplant.

There! That's that. Good.

Ah, I don't know if I need that.

I mean, if you feel good with it like that...

This can't be. Geli, have you seen my brown leather jacket from L.A.?

Are you going out? I thought we were going to watch a movie.

Yes, with Sascha. We haven't seen each other in a while.

You look different. Come closer.

Please, Geli, I have to get going.

- Just tell me where the jacket is. - The jacket?

I think the jacket is in the refugee home.

What? How? Refugee home?

It's my favorite jacket. You know that.

I bought it in the States when I was 25!

Richard, you're not 25 anymore. You look like a liverwurst in that jacket.

A little.

Now, that makes me really angry.

That makes me really angry indeed!

It was my favorite jacket!

Damn it!

Thilo!

Barn means barn! Why are we practicing?

Give it here!

- Mom? - Philip.

I have a dumb little question. How do I switch to DVD mode again?

- Just ask Dad. - He isn't here!

I mean, why do we even have five remotes?

Forgive me for calling you so late.

It's 7:00 a.m. here. I'm in Shanghai.

Oh, yes. Of course.

Enjoy it, dear.

- But you're coming on... - Yes, I'll fly back the day after tomorrow.

You often say you'll come, then, at the last second...

I really will this time. I promise.

I really have to go now.

- I can't wait till Sunday. - Yes. Great.

Bye.

Did you see the news tonight?

News?

The whole world, Sascha, out of control!

Yes. That's why I don't watch news anymore.

It'd just ruin my mood for the whole day.

I don't want that at all. No, we have to enjoy life! Yolo!

Have fun. Chillax.

Are you finally on Facebook, Snapchat or lnstagram?

Oh, Richie! Come on, join in.

Oh! Hold on.

Look who's here. Hey!

Three noses, six breasts. All my work.

Shall we go join them? Come on.

Right, just between us.

When was the last time you had sex?

Sometimes I don't know what's more useless, my appendix or my dick.

What? You still have your appendix?

Hey, Baby! Do you need anything?

I could pick you up something. Milk, yoghurt, eggs? Or ice cream!

Well, what do you say?